Aus/pol/

>pic of me

Im keen

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You mean you've never pissed in your mouth ever?
What country are you from?

Show pic first

Who Gold Coast master race here?

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Centrelink user here. 1st day was pretty good. Met some nice Somalis who were surprised they dont get payments after being here for a week. And some others who were really grateful when I gave them child care assistance. Lots of newly unemployed too, which is worrying

Willing if you're serious.

You work for Centrelink I'm assuming?

How many of the clients don't speak English?

post boipucci

>discovers new type if black hole

Show me what I’m working with

Aus/pol/ is full of fucking pooftas.

Just a reminder 1 in 3 of you faggots voted Yes.

$5 says he's a hairy greek

YES

these are ABC staffer threads m8

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doctors are actually kind of dumb faggots aren't they

,Took this one yesterday.

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we love the ABC, don't we aus/pol?

You fags make me sick! Craving cock is mental illness.

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Naturopaths are on the ball but they tend to end up "dying" a lot for strange (((reasons)))

Don't knock it until you've tried it m8

I would meet you for the sexy times if I wasn't so far away. In the mean time I'll suck you off in spirit

Yes, i love the Australian Brainwashing Center

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I want to be a journalist when I grow up!

Fuck there are more faggots here than QandA.

Get some real Straya, yakuntz.
>youtu.be/7MroeTuBEiA

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bitch looks she's about to get reported to the ATO

we love Labor, don't we aus/pol?

Nah you really shouldn’t be doing hookups mate you end up getting aids

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>Met some nice Somalis who were surprised they dont get payments after being here for a week.

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they sound liek retards that think they can cure cancer with avo on toast

accurate

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Gays are Satan's children. Normal guys don't want a hairy cock up the shitter.

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Satan isn't real dumb cunt.

>reporting JAV whore to ATO

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>tfw no beefy canadian lumberjack to cuddle up with

Trust me, I'm not exactly bed hopping. But statistics show that if you don't become sexually active before 25 you're unlikely to become sexually active between then and 40, so I'm making an effort to jerk off less and get laid more.

To the point where I'm down to fuck random anons off Jow Forums, if they are.

No fap is autism, but it's not all wrong.

This, but ironically.

Sodomites go to hell.

>I want to be a journalist when I grow up!
apply here
www.dignitas.ch/?lang=en

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Archive picture of Bob Katter relaxing in his country mansion (2017) (colourized).

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Go away, dont come round here no more

we love QandA, don't we /auspol?

wtfuck kek

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christ I'm so erect rn

Good luck trying to find someone just don’t be faggot about

It

Hate watching with no ads and with anons, that's as good as aussie tv gets.

what are some aus/pol/ essentials boys?

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based hate watching

Reminder that Katter purged Fraser Anning because:
1. Qld state labor cut off the extra funding and staff to KAP-Qld over Fraser's shitposting
2. Katter needs labor preferences in Kennedy to keep his seat.

Anyone who thinks Katter is anything other than a career politician is a retard. He inherited his seat from his father, and has been a politician for his entire career, first in Qld state politics and then Federal. His Son will follow in the family footsteps.

Fuck Bob Katter he's a sell-out who cares first and foremost about protecting his family dynasty. Australia is way lower in his priorities.

I think he's implying that you should kys yourself user.

Cheers user. Unfortunately the only way to get gay sex is to be visibly gay, otherwise you miss opportunities.

Sadly it looks like I won't be getting laid tonight, because whoever the user was who was in Brisbane on work has disappeared. Fat gays are like Jews in Hitler's Germany, sadly, but I'm losing weight so hopefully I'll be in shape by the time I'm 24 and actually be desirable. That'll give me a year to break the curse and avoid wizardom.

Faggot.

yeah look Anning is dad just ceebs editing that meme fucking give me a break cunt

>Bob man bad

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Yeah or nah?

two (You)'s in one, hell yeah

Katter is and has always been a meme.

(You)'re on fire tonight!

Kek it seems where similar but add a loser neet with high depression and fairly religious

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we love Rudds nbn, don't we auspol?

thank-(You) my friend!

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It's ironic isn't it, that such an "evil" "bigoted" website can bring together people from such diverse backgrounds.

Here we are, all alone together.

nothing but love for (you) user

yap here

Funny thing is when it comes to a fag thread on Jow Forums I spam anti fag information kek

the only thing great at the moment in aus is no marrakesh agreement

imagine a couple of emus infiltrate in the shuttle and invade the moon

what suberb cunt

Bob Katter is beginning to understand how to play the game and make a difference. Tony Abbott understands how to play, Pauline Hanson has learnt her lesson and is playing the game. Meanwhile, you run around screeching "I'm part of the alt-right I'm part of the alt-right" with your arm raised in a Nazi salute who then cries that they did nothing wrong.

Fuck you retard.

Katters keping the government afloat so naturally today they start a negetive campaign against him

(((they)))

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4211

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Only 25mins til q&a. Hopefully ill get a tweet on tonight

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better chance with avo on toast (hate avo anyways) than expecting a medical industry to let cancer cures be real.

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is this guy /our/ aus gym bro?

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>alienates his new-found base outside of disgruntled boomers so the big labor and liberal boys will be nice to him and let him play

That's a good amount of projection there lmao

>Tony Abbott understands how to play
Remember that leadership spill that was gonna result in the BASED conservative resurgence that resulted in all of Turnblatt people's getting promotions and Peter Dutton being stripped of his most important powers?

If you think that Lib HQ will help candidates on the "far right" you're mistaken. But you're probably some delusional first year uni kid who's swallowed all the political kool-aid and think you're important cos you got to shake an MPs hand. Don't worry, I've been there.

>Fraser man BAD!

>le based country man of BASED nationalism props up the lib government and gets nothing in return in the last few months that this government has left

Pic related = bobboiis

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I haven't been watching or following ABC for a while now, I've found it's an incredibly good buzz kill

I still can't watch that show. I get really angery

I kind of want to do politics at University, but am scared I won't get a job out of it.

Peter Dutton is a fucking fag anyway. Wanting to bring in SA farmers is great but doesn't cancel out the rest of his festering shitstain of a career.

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Yeah, half a million shitskins dropped on us every year... if theyre playing the game, they are losing

nah. gasland

qanda thread where?

To be fair his police record is 10/10, and he's still better than just about anyone else in the libs. At the end of the day though, neither major party will tolerate a PM from outside of Sydney or Melbourne.

You absolutely won't get a job out of it unless you roll it together with something like if you did a BA in Politics/Public Policy and then did did another degree like Commerce, Business or, dare I say it, law.

10/10 projection

Bro the table isn't set... just follow the plan, its all going to plan, this is the plan, stay with the plan, importing browns is part of the plan... follow the plan, goy.

g'night cunts

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gasland?

Just shitpost here cunt.