Totally not Syria General

Totally not Syria General.

QUICK RUNDOWN:
Ukraine accuses Russia of opening fire on some of its ships in Black Sea

UPDATES:
- Russia has reopened Kerch Strait to merchant vessels and civilian ships.
- Ukrainian Parliament approves 60 days of Martial Law.
- An emergency UN Security Council meeting has been called for tomorrow at 11:00am
- 23 Ukrainian soldiers were on the mission. 6 were wounded, 2 badly wounded, the rest were arrested by Russian forces and the 3 boats/ships were seized.

Useful maps:
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worldview.stratfor.com/topic/tracking-us-naval-power

Official support poll:
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bellingcat.com/news/uk-and-europe/2018/11/22/second-gru-officer-indicted-montenegro-coup-unmasked/
rt.com/news/444891-poroshenko-signs-martial-law-decree/
washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/ukraine-should-blow-up-putins-crimea-bridge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lwów_(1920)
youtube.com/watch?v=Cd05iRZi3yY
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

suka blyat

He probably talked about Montenegros history, which is now a war crime against their current regime

bellingcat.com/news/uk-and-europe/2018/11/22/second-gru-officer-indicted-montenegro-coup-unmasked/

He was part of the 2016 Montenegro coup.

Montenegrins will Mussolini their Prez sooer or later

You know what is better then MonteNegro?

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Death to Russia
Death to Pootin
Death to vatniks
Death to pony fuckers
Death to AIDS sufferers

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Ask your mom, she's a negro connoisseur.

Nah she don't like bulgarians... :* And... sad but we don't have niggers here :'(

I repeat the question
>You know what is better then MonteNegro?

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>48% cuckraine

I smell a lot of trolls

do not underestimate the ptg cancer presence on Jow Forums

>Totally not Syria General

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>lost access to 300 km of coastline in 1 day
>can't do shit about it

threads like this one belongs to /b/ because nothing will happen

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>lost access to 300 km of coastline in 1 day

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at least post something constructive if you have to bump your own thread you dumb gypsy

What was the Ukrainian ship doing?

trying to get into russian waters without following russian procedures

martial law imposed
rt.com/news/444891-poroshenko-signs-martial-law-decree/

???
You made a claim that you won't and can't back up.
Blocking the strait doesn't mean losing access to 300km of coastline, because they still have access BY LAND to that place. You are just wrong, and I told you that you are wrong, and you can go be wrong elsewhere.

congrats hohols, now Poroszenko will keep his presidency without need to democratically vote

>yanukovich imposes de facto martial law during euromaidan
>THIS IS EVIL RUSSIAN OPPRESSION NATO PLS HELP GET RID OF HIM!!!

>porky imposes martial law during a retarded engagement that he started
>based poroshenko!!! show those russians what's what!

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they are not great thinkers

Quick rundown?

What's the non-((())) version of the habbenings?

>russia builds a bridge
>"hohols you can swim under our bridge no problem just follow these procedures"
>hohols ignore procedures
>"hohols you cannot ignore procedures"
>YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO SABAKA VATNIK
>LOL BTFO HOHOLS
>NATO PLS HELP RUSSIA IS ATTACKING US AGAIN REEEEE

Here's the quick rundown
>try to go to the kerch strait without permission
>russia goes lolno and blocks them, and all other boats from crossing
>harrasses them a bit and rams them in the vid
>tells them to sit still and stay there
>they refuse
>russia tells them if they leave they will be fired upon
>they leave
>russia tells them stop or we shoot
>they don't stop
>What are you gonna do, shoot me? t. ukrainian tactical genius
we are here

As always, reminder nothing ever happens you shizo mongoloids. UN will cuck out drop 'sanctions' Russia will ship back the empty seized ships and the injured crew men and everyone will forget this happened. If for some reason you don't believe go ahead and screen cap. Literally every time.

washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/ukraine-should-blow-up-putins-crimea-bridge
washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/ukraine-should-blow-up-putins-crimea-bridge
washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/ukraine-should-blow-up-putins-crimea-bridge

Ukraine should blow up Putin's Crimea bridge
by Tom Rogan
May 15, 2018 02:39 PM

behead all embed

(((Tom Rogan)))

seriously its the same they cant use that sea for shit its basicly a russian lake now

what do you expect from szoszons
they had first their (((orange))) revolution, then the euromaidan and now they're turning into hebrew colony where jews just point out to them to spill all their hate towards Poles, Russians and Hungarians.
And they're eating on this bate like hohol girl on polish cock

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>May 15, 2018 02:39 PM
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>Ukraine should blow up Putin's Crimea bridge
I would like to see them try it will be funny watching hohols cry

that picture is so creepy it gives me the shivers
fucking goy

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Blow bridge goyim

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combine it with this

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>they can't use it for anything
They have cities on the coast. Not having the strait to enter it doesn't mean you can't enter it through the rest of the coast.
Thats like saying if the USA loses the Panama Canal, it can't enter the Pacific Ocean anymore.

Well, my memeflag-waving friend; Globalist holdouts within national beuraucratic and military structures are taking advantage of how busy all official diplomatic channels are to push a boundary or two to stir up things real good - this affords shady national intrests some grey area in which to take some liberties which would otherwise have multiple diplomatic channels fucking with them in return.
Plus, this type of chaos is familiar territory for shady intrests, but it throws a spanner in the works of western IC handlers who rely on there being a status quo: the shadier organisations have a hearty round of keks at that kind of thing.

Tbh though, any time i see the word 'merchant', brain fills in the triple-parenthesis automatically..

you forgot
>Poroshenko imposes martial law
that's the whole point I think

See
You guys always do this. Every time. Hype yourselves up then let a few larps wind you further. You make the connections because you want to believe.

No...

goddamnit

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leef is right

this whole shit show is cos of the elections
and russian wanting to solidify its keep on the straits

Can always dream on apocalyptic clouds.

When is the election scheduled?

>Poroshenko imposes martial law that's the whole point I think

Do you think he wants to stick to the trough even at the price of the war?

Pic rel ^w^

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But (((they))) need to keep the bridge intact for their master plan, stupid goys

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in 4 months. The act will last for 2 but can be extended indefinitely . on topp of that now eny one even remotely trying to blame poroshenko fo making this mess can be locked up whit out a trial so every one in the opposition can is going to get fucked up the ass like planed

lel
never going to happen

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Nothing will happen.
But its nice to see /ug/ around one more time, fucking nostalgia man

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How are you planning to evade draft?

>title in name field

you done goofed

>Ukies attacking russia
>attacking russia
Holy fuck yes ! Giving a kiss to a moving train is safer then this... PLS Ukies make it hapend XDDD

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do it, the liveleak vids would be epic.

Death to anyone who wants to control, versus manage. It didn't matter the system, the results were the same. You have no idea, and you are not my flag.

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technically they still have access to it

I would like to remind you that the Ukrainians fought against group of children with rifles....and literally they lost

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lwów_(1920)

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Nothing serious. A small incident between Slavs. Mother Russia has spanked her prodigal son out of love.

There will be no war

Well yeah... they still can use their canoe submarines against russian frigates XD

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>pro-Russian Timoshenko was about to win

lel

Is this a russian shill?

NO NO NO IT WILL BE WAR !!! Don't be mean

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This. There is no reason 4 us. All this shit is about martial law and canceling ellection in Hohlostan Easy as a lemon.

Vegas?

youtube.com/watch?v=Cd05iRZi3yY

Mont Blanc?

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I can't wait for war. Germany was punished for it's insolence by being islamisized and Russia will be punished for bringing communism soon.

No one wanted what's coming, and we didn't like who we had to deal with, no matter "sides".

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(((our))) leaders would send us in case of war to fight alongside szoszons so fuck that
exactly, sadly it will work with all the NPCs

Back to school, you bloody warmonger kiddo.

How embarrassing you are.

How many poles are willing to fight together with Bandera worshippers?

>a martial law ending 25th January is a ploy to delay the 31th March elections
Maybe it's true, but they will need a good excuse to delay it

WTF A stinking Ukrainian entered my store. He sat down and loads the phone what to do? He did not even hatch his caps after entering. And he does not speak Polish or English, neither German nor French...

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Understand and forgive.

almost none, but the (((goverment))) acts like Ukraine is our greatest (((ally)))

Guys.... He left the phone maby I close the store?

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and? what is your problem?

Say slava ukraini geroyam slava, and then show your collection of pictures of Bandera.
After that make some Salo and say that atleast we are not dirty moskals.

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It's a bomb!

Call the police. This is a bomb.

Download gay porn with hats on and give it back

Download Putin. It will blow him up.

Back to /reddit/ with you, this is the real deal.

Last polack I dealt with argued with me about ninety plus degree groundwater in a meadow-lands. Then, the last Ukrainian I dealt with didn't like the way the company gave me to do work, because it was wrong.

I will choose and uneducated Ukrainian, over a master degree holding polack any day.

....F-fuck you guys now im scared....

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This make Putin as the background screen.

>tfw no cute Ukrainian refugee gf prone to self-harm

By that time there might be no reason to delay them, since everyone who would pose any danger to Poroshenko being elected would be removed from scene. Of course, only because they were Putin agents.

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This, exactly what happend to Sakashvili, Expose corruption and you get fucked,

Fuck....You made me aware of something.
>Russia attack Ukraine
>All chicks looks for safety in POLAND
>MORE UKRAINIAN BITCHES FOR POLAND
IM FULL TEAM RUSSIA NOW !!!

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when will porky eat his tie on live TV?

Never thought I would see /ug/ again

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Probably never as after next election he is going to live in the US far away from the potential charges he will face in Ukraine.

Damn Polanon you are going to Polish your torpedo good with those Ukrainian Kurwas. Good for you

Real question

>what would you boys do, if the U.N., and its influence, went away?

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