Anyone up for a boat trip? I've got the boat, whose got some black swimsuits and night vision goggles?

Oh no they have pointy sticks. I guess I'm fucked because I can't find any amount of metal plate around my house. Damn. Thanks for enlightening me based amerilard.

As it turns out you can order chain mail from amazon these days !

Anytime. I'm SURE you're the first person to ever try an armored assault there in the hundreds of years they've been known about, so chances are great you can just scream OOGA BOOGA when the first arrow bounces off & they'll instantly become supplicating.

just fly a drone over and drop a couple of blankets.

Go Ned Kelly thoes fucks and become a king.

You really want to be killed by the fucking poo in loo navy or spend a few years in an indian prison?

They have a human settled island only a few kilometers from the island. Could probably just launch a firework with blankets attached like suggested and be done with it.

I'm in bro.
I got black and white speedo's and a sawnoff shotty.
but no night vision goggles :(
can you pick me up?

yeah no worries cunt. I'll see who else wants to come before I get it set up.

Pretty sure they at least know how to deal with fire. Not like lightning has never happened there. Hell, they rely on lightning to GIVE them fire.
Despite being animals, these fuckers did manage to survive the tsunami.

Have to point out that I'm not really "opposed" to this per se, certainly had the fantasy myself. But I think it's hilarious that people's automatic assumption is they're complete dumbasses easily fooled by this or that. Like they haven't successfully lived there & defended it from our shenanigans for 600 centuries.

You're implying anyone gave a shit about them for 600 years. They have had a few encounters where the british fucked them up but decided it wasn't worth the effort to wipe them out.

They haven't had an overt assault with modern weapons, they need to be killed.

>shenanigans
How has that word become so popular lately?
I swear never saw it on Jow Forums and now every third thread somebody uses shenanigans.

Pretty certain if there was anything of any value to us there, they would no longer be. Of course they could be easily wiped out with a concerted effort, but a couple guys ain't going to do it.
They're animals but even animals can be relatively smart. One of the earlier threads on this, people were looking at satellite photos & pointing out the clear patrol routes they keep around the islands perimeter. They'll know you're coming before you know they know, and will be ready to meet you with all they have.

It has a nice multisyllabic ring to it.
Been using it for years personally, but only when relevant.

no objection, it is a good word but look for it, somehow it seems the frequency of it being used is steeply rising on Jow Forums. Or maybe just a different demographic class settling here

All anyone has to do is hold up around that sunken freighter on the island's NW corner. They can only reach that from one little peninsula, you could pick off the "headiest" of their assault crew with rifles at leisure, then take your relative sweet ass time looking for & eliminating the rest (while avoiding what I'm sure are thousands of fucking booby traps).

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Best idea here honestly