Uk vs Russia in a war

Russia would win.
The British no longer have a fighting spirit.

Not a better airforce and Russia's ability to deploy by air is superior to any nation. No other country can rapidly deploy 50 000 troopers by airdrops, including heavy tanks.

Besides. I would assume your confrontation takes place on neutral ground since you can't invade them.

And that’s 300 nuclear missiles. Each on has up to 8 re-entry vehicles. So that’s a couple thousand nukes.

Sure thing sven

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Only if they all are Tsar Bombas, even then there are more than 300 cities in Russia. You would probably need at least 10 average nukes to destroy Moscow alone.

No Russia’s ability to deploy by air is neutralised due to the UK having air superiority and intelligence superiority.

But you don't have air superiority. They got thousands of planes, you got less than France.

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There’s only a dozen cities that really matter. Moscow, st Petersburg, Vladivostok, Stalingrad etc. 3 each, that’s still more than a thousand warheads left

Thousands of clapped out old Soviet shit yes.

>take nukes out of the question
No! No no no you stop that shit.
Stop with your stupid larping bullshit, nukes exist and they are the ONLY reason we haven't had a real good proper war in almost a century.
You don't get to discount them.

A real war would last 5 minutes and everyone would be dead, a few Russians, anyone in Antarctica and a few 1000 in bunkers would survive long enough to die from radiation poisoning after a few months or live to see the nightmare that would be the future.
No nukes... you might as well say no petrol operated vehicles and no gunpowder.
Fuck you, fuck this thread and most of all fuck nukes for ruining warfare FOREVER.

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Get lost Mutt. Your gender-queer army is worse than the UK's. You're also the only country that literally are cucks as your stats affirm. Now go wear your pussy-hat and let the big boys talk

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UK nuclear arsenal is less than 300 and all of those aren't even active. Those are also mainly submarine launched weaker warheads.

FcUK. You guys can't beat Honduras one on one and better hope Argentina doesn't reclaim the Malvinas because 1980 was a long time ago.

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Imagine being this stupid.

You know fuck all what you’re talking about Mohammed

There's usually only one sub on patrol, each sub carries 64 100KT warheads on 8 missiles. While these would do more damage than anyone is prepared to accept, the UK doesn't have a couple of thousand nukes, nor does it have 300 missiles.
nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/great-britains-nuclear-weapons-could-easily-destroy-entire-22057

>Russia may have a lot of tanks but the UK has better forces overall.

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That’s more than enough to nuke every Russian city. Anyway I said they are out of the equation.

Shitskin confirmed.

they have hundreds of russian-built(read: not soviet era) planes too. all you have similar era typhoons and a dozen F35's you got meme'd into

We'll send out our tranny muslim grenadiers to go out in the middle of the battlefield to give a ted-x speech to Putin on why he's such a transphobic racist bigot and how the battle will pollute the environment which in effect should turn Russia against him as they'll soon realise their white privilege is only holding them back from the wonders of brown racial diversity.

Why are none of these children diverse or wearing hijabs?
I'm reporting your IP for racism nigel.

Typhoon is a great plane. So is the F35. These are the best planes on the market. Top of the range planes.

73.9% is modern equipment you know?

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We could take any country in the world 1 on 1 in a war, apart from the USA.

Britain's strength is seriously underestimated, and that is to the detriment of her majesty's enemies.

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We're going to need more than Sporks if these guys show up.

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>2k+18
>be anglo
>believe this
I cannot believe this is not bait
UK is a defacto dearmed nation. Just as cucked as every other western European nation, your armed forces are on par with Poland, and Romania.

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They literally replace hundreds of planes the last years, you can search it yourself

Russia would win as the UK has given away it's entire military to the EU and France

Is the UK army even allowed to use weapons? The loud noise could frighten the staff.

Russia obviously would in a ground war due to muh endless human wave attacks
If we just camped on our Island and kept it to pitched naval/air battles we'd never lose against them

>the UK has given away it's entire military to the EU and France

Citation needed.

Man the average iq has so sharply dropped in your country Ahmed.
Go ahead and step your midget ass up to Russia, we won't save you.

UK in a week or so. ~80% Russian assets are 1980s technology and Russia is poor as fuck.

Surface ships are obsolete against a competent foe. WW3 will be won in the sky and under the water.

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UK has never won a war on its own.
UK is a coward that never fights on it own.

This.

Putinbot

I think Russia would still be willing to fight a war by throwing bodies at the UK until they run out of bullets.

That's a big sub

>leaf
opinion discarded

You ever heard of napoleon? Or a little man called Adolf Hitler? Or the catholics?

>Implying some pakis in some planes would do any good.

>who would win
the world

cringe & bluepilled

check out
ukcolumn.org

This is the biggest scandal/treason in UK history, no one wants to talk about
Wasn't discussed in the run up to the Brexit vote because (((they))) knew the EU would win
Macron brings up EU army, just a coincidence

Britain's strength = sitting on an island. The main problem of invading Britain is logistics. If you ignore the nukes of course .

Don’t forget we’ll need our army to deliver food and medicine around the UK in the event of no brexit deal so any war will have to be after that

Russia would fucking win america os fat and uk are pussybois

That photo is from those goofy retarded demonstrations they do with fake martial arts? Peak banana republic

Only military in the EU that is truly prepared for a massive conventional warfare is the Finnish Defence Forces. No other EU country can defend their whole landmass.
UK is training for COIN operations and forgetting all about conventional warfare. UK has 89 SPGs and 120 towed artillery guns. Thats pathetic, Finland has 90 SPGs and almost 1000 towed artillery guns. Everyone knows artillery is the back bone of any concentional war.

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Napoleon? You know the only reason we won that won was thanks to the roschilds gold.

>RAF pilots are pakistani
Mutt education

For you

God damn underestimating a potential enemy like this? You already broke the first rule of Tsun Tsu's art of war...

ukcolumn.org/series/eu-military-unification

Single submarine in la Manche.

/thread

This.
British forces are the best in the world.
Also Sandhurst has always trained as though Russia is the enemy.
We know their weaknesses and even with a reduced force we would win through guile and cunning.

Neither, if UK gets on land Russia annihilates them and Russia doesn't have the Navy right now to callenge the UK, neither it will for the next 10 years atleast

> Massive conventional warfare
> The whole country is ~5M people

Russia just could throw 3 million people and overrun the whole place in a week

Try getting a single submarine there. The UK broke all your codes and hacked all your systems already.

I wonder which planes are better, the ones designed by corrupt drunk vatniks or the ones precision engineered by the creme de la creme of European and American inventors and engineers with hundreds of billions in funding behind them.

bullshit, they have 1 aircraft carrier that's been a total fuck up from the get go and no aircraft for the carrier

Lmao
Britain would collapse from within by day 10

I doubt it.

I seriously doubt that

How big a land mass is Russia? How big a land mass is the FCUK? Your little Island would be levelled by russian nukes. Whicj is what they have always said they would do if you dumb cunts ever got too uppity. I despise your fuckin country. And you know why? Cos you sold your own people and nation down the fuckin river. So fuck off.

That's China idiot

You would only need one average sized nuke. Radiation would make the place inhospitable

Doesn’t Russia have anti nuke satellites?

>How big a land mass

Because as we all know wars are won by the country with the biggest land mass

Muhammed Muhammed Abdul, why you gotta be so hostile?
I know you wish you could have the big peepee like us Americans, but you have little cuck peepee that only gets hard when you watch a North African bull empty his balls into your wife.

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Shut the fuck up cunt you have no idea what you're talking about.
That ship is one of two and is the most advanced carrier outside the USA, we have just completed flight trials on her and taken ownership of the 17th f-35b

But none of that matters because fucking nukes exist

Uk would not win against russia
With todays technology you could bomb the whole island to shit with them nowhere to flee

kek saying that only works when you have a gun in your hand

Russia, they control the gas

check links I posted, it will all come out and then you'll know I was right
wanker

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Okey. First submarine in la Manche (distraction)
AND (secretly) SECOND submarine will SMASH U ASS from atlantic ocean!

I'm pretty sure they tried that once.... Or twice

If Britain fully mobilised under a strong leader, at best we could try to defend the island and hope that Russia loses steam as a war of attrition wages on.

The days of the empire are long gone...

I think all the big players have subs like this. Russia and America have the advantage, as they can move assets inland, in fortified bunkers.

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guess which ones rely on technology with backdoors

>they have
>they not we

You're brown aren't you

I'm pretty sure Russia has been invaded several times and survived each invasion. I don't think an extremely cucked™ Britain is going to be able to do any more damage than Napoleon or Hitler. It'd probably be a stalemate if no nukes are involved

Nor a military capable of fighting a conventional war !

I couldn't care about the eu crap you're posting.
I'm an autistic navy fanboy and have followed the build of QE for years l, I saw her launch and visited the site a dozen times.
She's glorious and your comments on this thread are utter NPC shite

But our defending whole land (koko maan puolustus) is meme. In RUK (reserve officer school) they even teach that our strategy is fly all our planes to Sweden so they don't get destroyed first week (so try can be used counter offensive) so we will give air superiority to ruskies. Then we retreat to defensible positions and hope we mobilize our army in time sending our infantry formations (which all are not even motorised) to slow down riskiest. While our one and only mechanised corps gathers up and gets rdy for counter attack. By this point it's good result of we still gold Helsinki and riskiest are not further than Lahti. Then our only mechanised corps is used for counter attack and planes are brought back from Sweden for this counter offensive to support it. Hope is that this stops ruskies and makes them willing to give favourable peace terms. This all was told to me in RUK and friend here same story in his AUK training (reservist officer and NCO training)

The fact that there are people questioning the top strongest forces USA Russia China is fucking hilarius.

And they cant even understand that purchasing power is the one that gives you the power to produce equipment and put you in the global power, you guys are just retarded

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We would never be able to invade Russia, we'd simply cripple their economy.

Dammit man !