ABSOLUTE HAPPENING!!!

ABSOLUTE HAPPENING!!!
UKRAINE IS ABOUT TO DECLARE WAR IN RUSSIA AFTER THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINES (((SECURITY AGENTS))) SAY RUSSIA IS GOING TO LAUNCH A GROUND OFFENSIVE.

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Checked, but really he is just declaring defensive war. What it literally means is that they will just mobilize

>8877
KEK WILLS IT

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If America gets involved in this at all you fucking Trumpfags own it.

Suure, because Russia wants and can afford a totally pointless moneydrain campaign that gives them absolutely nothing.

>What it literally means is that they will just mobilize
No, it means Hohols and their property now belongs to government

Ukrainian president is not to be trusted. He is accused of corruption and needs a fake war to avoid prosecution, but I guess we can hope for a happening. Naturally I support Russia
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its not a happening until it actually happens, fuck of with this shit

Isn't he really just mainly afraid of Azov battallion kicking his corrupt ass out?

I don't really understand all connections inside Ukrainian politics, but I'm not sure Azov battalion is opposing to him. Even if they do, Poroh has own battalions too.

Don't fret, lads. Nothing ever happens.

They are all basically a bunch of warlords pretending to be a democracy, aren't they?

shhh and back to lefty/pol

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EVERY SLAV COUNTRY IS THIS
democracy is for the weak minded basedboys

>democracy is for the weak minded basedboys
But LARPing as one is even more soi

no i was born in US but raised in Ukraine and Russia to both Ukrainian and Russian parents

OH you mean about pretending to be a democracy, ya that is only so we have small sanctions not big ones

I thought he collided with Russia though

I did not mean you. I meant it is soi to pretend to be a democracy

Are you looking forward to going back?

...thats why you faggots own it.

reminder

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Digits confirm, Hoholcaust soon

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to ukraine yes i come from the very anti semitic part and would love to go back, also happy hanukah

im scared i dont wanna go to war

Azov is just one of the power players that would like to take him out, Ukrainian politics are an absolute clusterfuck

The UNSC meeting is about to begin in a minute- should provide a little more insight into the current state.

i want Azov to win but they are unlikely, but they would be a good start at least in a time of war

the intelligence services informed the president about a ground attack inbound, and that's why they've rushed to put it on twitter

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That's retarded. Why would you need a nuclear device to destroy a fucking bridge?

This sounds pretty plausible
The eternal Anglo wanted to start shit again.

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Can't decide what's faggier. OP or his source.

Hard to say if they could win, they have a very strong position (voters wise) in some parts of the country, and in others they have bgarely a few thousand voters.

is she called paula downs because she has downs syndrome? it would make sense if she posted that

>the Jewish conspiracy is why I fail at life
You.

Trump better move a division.

war is coming for sure now...
les amis je crois que c'est la bonne cette fois...

>thinks winning is about having paper in your account
PUSSY, GUNS, AND GROUND. Those are it.

No you don't.

No one said anything about conspiracy, your shit is public.

Ukranian be like: *ukranian noises*

not why i dislike jews, i been fairly successful so far and will likely be even more

Every country in the history of the world has only fought a defensive war. It’s always the framing. No one here knows what’s actually happening. The fog of war is real.

Oh? France is mocking Liberty these days?

That's the conspiracy.

meanwhile the arabs are raping your daughters

This.
Well said burger.

...

>pretending to be a democracy
I don't understand how they pretending to be democracy. It's probably just lack of information for you in the west. There are no democracy in Ukraine, all journalists with pro-Russian view left country or, have been murdered. Simple people can't really speak anything pro Russian in social media, because they has chance to be found. TV channels, who are trying to oppose Poroh, are pressured by officials. All shady deals are made by "activists" which are basically ex-battalions (nazi gangs), they do pressure if needed, people are continue ot dying and no murderers found.

polan be liek

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Clinton surely would never want to wage war against Russia oh wait nvm fuck yourself

it's not happening, calm your bitch tits faggot

hopefully we don't get called into that shit

She lost the election though?

If Russia invades, US will get involved.

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I have a gut feeling that nothing will actually happen. There is an election coming in Ukraine and I have a feeling this is why martial law has been declared, because of the Ukrainian government fearing loss of power. What's your opinion, guys?

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the newspapers there are more reliable then tv

Why not post actual ukrain military?

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No, you don't get it. USA had a very solid goal in their middle eastern invasions - and that was to control oil markets and maintain petrodollar.
What Russia has to gain here? Territory? They already are the largest country in the world. Resources? Too bad, most of interesting stuff Ukraine has to offer has already been pumped out, or is too expensive to mine.
Pussy? As if they didn't have enough of their own HIV-infected whores already.

So how do trump fags have to own something that either side would have done lol literally retarded

Sure hilldawg whore, your mistress would've already nuked half the world by now.

30 days now not 60 days so it will actually only harm the sitting president and not impede on the election

Looks comfy desu

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nothing big is going to happen
stop this hysteria retards

at best russia will get more sanctions

>What Russia has to gain here?
Strategic, they don't want NATO on their boarder.

The Russian bastards will be engulfed in a sea of fire.

There will be no killing between Russia and Ukraine. God has spoken

An RPG is not enough to destroy a bridge like that, it would barely dent it.
If you had enough explosives at key spots you could.
Or you need a few medium size missiles.
Or you need 1 mini-nuke the size of an RPG.

Not our fault the Austrians attacked our army when it peacefully marched through Germany

Wait, is that pickled watermelon?

Sooner or later, someone will blink.

slav food is out of this world

>trump colluded with Russia
>trump is getting us into a war with Russia
Your double think is double plus good

33 checked and fuck i need a habbenings
pack it up anons, it's back to the caravan.

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Yeah, maybe Poroh wants to postpone elections, or he just embody instructions from americans to make some news about bad Russians.

>Pretending to be a democracy
>tfw fell for the democracy meme
There's no such thing as a real "democracy" and it has never been the case, they're all the result of the jews and their influence over the world they've placed their puppets upon each and every great nations on earth it's all a gigantic scheme all made up and established by them, people's vote are as relevant as their freedom of speech which give us the feeling of choices when it's actually not the case whether it's right or left. I'd rather have a strong leader that keep it's people away from the jews and their machination than a country with a fake system that spreads rempant corruption.

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That’s why you’ve already been conquered, bong

You're jealous, Ivan. Those are men, you're posting from a Condo in Moscow.

he will not, because it went down from 60 days which would have interfered, to 30 days this also is very stupid on his part because now his approval will drop due to some of the past presidents being highly against it

1. Ukraine isn't and can't realistically be in NATO
2. Too bad they already border multiple NATO countries, that is baltics and Poland

Mega-edgy simulacra Carbonarist thought works.

Good thing Michigan isn.t and will never be a priority target.


(Also no progressive option wtf)

Yup. Pickled watermelon from Good Feeling collection. Awarded for heroism on the frontline by personal order of Immortan Petro.

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>they don't want NATO on their boarder

they'll have to conquer the whole of Europe then.

What would that even taste like?

That makes no fucking sense at all considering conventional explosives would do the job.

But I also want WW3 to happen so fuck, maybe I should just believe it.

Big bridge need big boom

What?

>Russia blaming CIA and Ukraine for this

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Don't have to tell me that

Literally not
Happening
Was just a stunt by porky to stoke up nationalism because he's really unpopular at the moment also he said state of war just to enforce martial law so he can stay in indefinitely
The greedy chocolate man Jew poroshenko is worried he's gonna lose power

Despair

waiting for Nigel to get buttfucked next.
Stay comfy in the meantime, the tone will get rougher

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Aidsmongolstan even managed to lose Ukrainians from their sphere of influence.

Who the fuck wants Russian influence except for Belarus and islamic shitholes ?

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>Porky
Found the communist, you will be killed

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Totally contrary action if that's the goal. NATO is already on their border, all their gonna do is spook NATO into being more organized.
Or, maybe they're betting that GER and FRA are so totally fucked right now that NATO will fracture instead. Bad bet, they might knock one or two off the block, sure, but the resulting war...

Both the US and Russia signed a military hand's off agreement just 25 years ago, for Ukraine.

>England vs Russia
>USA stays out
>Everyone goes to the US for weapons
>US uses it to pay Debt


Hmm

Diplomacy doesn't happen only between great powers.
We ally with whomever the fuck we want.