It's time for a huge redpill.
Do you want to lose weight, have clean skin, cure diseases, have more testosterone, more energy and better memory?
If you do, then you need to start drinking your own piss. This way your body and organism will be completely balanced. You can even fast and just drink urine.
Urine is not something dirty or anything like that. It's is just filtered water and blood.
Do this and you will notice your life improving.
i already do this. i like to drink it out of a wine glass
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I’m finally redpilled now
I’m not sure I’m at a low enough point in my life to want improvement this badly
Don’t believe his lies
sciencenews.org
checked, based and redpilled
Wait ppl aren’t doing this already?
*takes another swig of urine*
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GARBAGE
The only way it this works is by administrating the urine via enema.
GET THAT PISS IN YA FATTY!
It can help with allergies but not like a supplement, more like for a few weeks. I doubt it's good for you on a regular basis.
>not sterile
Literally nothing humans ingest as food or beverage is sterile.
>Double digits
Everyone drink your own piss. Better yet, steal piss for women
Oh god, urine is filled with all the stuff your body filtered out. Toxins and diseases.
damn, for years i've been flushing this golden super food down the drain
but also SAGE
OP is right but to maintain next level health you also should enjoy a turd sammich with your mug of urine. It’s more palatable if you put bacon in your sammy.
LOL HEY PLEBBIT BROS I JUST FINISHED WATCHING MY WIFE FUCK SOME GUY FROM TINDER, WANNA GO TRY TO TRICK Jow Forums USERS INTO DRINKING THEIR OWN PISS?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH THE LEFT CAN MEME GUYS
Is that you Cole Robinson? Why are you using a meme flag?
I think i would rather just do what the dirty rat jews do and drink goy blood.
Everyone knows the organic qualities of menstrual blood are far more potent than urine.
I thought piss bottles existed for this very purpose? Are you telling me ive been drinking piss all this time for nothing?
That music lol
JEWISH PSYOP DO NOT REPLY THE KIKES ARE SHILLING HARD
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A thread died for this
Since the OP is shitty I'll drop a redpill
Some user made a post about pine pollen powder a few months back. Out of curiosity I tried it.
Every morning I do a shake with spinach, ice, water, a banana, and pine pollen powder.
Have definitely noticed a lot more energy, easier to build muscle, and better sexual performance.
And the nice part about the shake is that you can add stuff to it. I started adding iodine extract, ginseng extra, Maca powder, and honey. Start with just the basic ingredients first because as you add more it tastes worse.
>If you do, then you need to start drinking your own piss.
Nah, but you go ahead.
No don’t do this just drink piss
>he doesn't know about the snake diet
youtube.com
>oy vay
This is the most jewish thread i have seen in months desu.
Show your flag
No. I thought it was cool to drink piss.
Post this on Jow Forums lel
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>he doesn't know about Cole
Lurk more newshit.
and for you of the TITS OR GTFO persuasion:
nypost.com
I’ve been drinking my own piss for years. Haven’t bought a drink since. Many might ask “ what about when you go on dates?” I simply bottle my own piss and bring it with me, when she asks why I bring my own drink, I tell her I bring my own piss and she should shit the fuck up and she’s lucky I took her nigger ass to kfc
>ice
freeze the bananas
Massive redpill on piss: Women taking birth control are feminizing our men as their piss is contaminating our water supply with estrogen
shamans used to piss in water so the whole tribe could trip
>Catalonia
You're either a disgusting shitskin or a shitposting Rabbi behind a proxy. Either way, well memed, my friend. Well memed.
catalonia flag
>neck yourself
I'm a dry alcoholic.
When I was drinking heavily, and in a really depressive state I would spend days in my room without leaving.
Just getting wasted, and pissing in bottles (literally wouldn't eat for days at a time)
When you're that addicted to alcohol you literally can't get a whole nights sleep without the withdrawals hitting you.
Sometimes I would wake up in the middle of night, reach for the nearest bottle, and just start chugging.
I can confirm without a doubt in my mind that this is complete bullshit.
can someone ban this nigger?
I have some very good vintage urine brewing.
saved
What is dry alcohol?
It is an alcoholic that no longer drinks.
I'm still an alcoholic. If I were to go back to drinking I would pick up right where I left off.
I just choose not to drink anymore.
I would call it sober, but I'm not completely sober. I smoke weed from time to time.
>nypost.com
If you follow the source on this story, you'll find that it's actually happening in Indonesia which is not surprising at all.
>Urine is not something dirty
the bladder is full of bacteria
sciencenews.org
this is so full of shit i don't know if it's a larp or you're really this stupid. it'd be kind of terrifying if you're legit this stupid.
>Literally drinking urea
enjoy your gout kid
This right here!
>getting drunk off blood
What is blood libel for 500 sheckles alex?
>The only way it this works is by administrating the urine via enema.
You have to pee in your own butt?
You made a statement (bladder is full of bacteria) while linking something that contradicts that statement (Bacteria are present at low levels).
Also your argument is based on the assumption that the presence of bacteria is a bad thing, when often the presence of bacteria is non-significant and some bacteria types are beneficial.
>He flushes his Urine
>doesn't keep it to treat pelts
Why are you even here?
How the fuck do I take the pill with the PBC infected bottled water? Do I just swallow it raw dog?
That's a huge gaypill faggot.
Wait where did everyone go?
Funny how this thread dryed up so quick
what are those ladies doing to all those bobby hills?
i do this often user and now its nice to know im not alone in noticing this
Its just pure coincidence im sure
10/10 advice changed my life
Soon.
Kek
Go back to the down under you fucking abbo piss drinker
Urine is not something dirty or anything like that. It's is just filtered water and blood.
Nope. It's what your kidneys filtered out. Which is why your body needs to excrete it.
I know this OP is a troll, but I was told that if you are ever in a life or death situation and are dying of thirst, you can drink your pee once. Any more than once and you will overload your kidneys with urea faster than than the hydration you gain from drinking it only once. Drinking it once is the most efficient, in other words.
I hope this situation never befalls me, but if I were dying of thirst I would drink my pee one time to survive.
Does it have to be my own piss? It smells like sour milk.
based and redpilled
most people have fungus living in their
bladders, not wise or safe to drink that.
Fuck I almost choked
>Not saving your piss to extract the potassium nitrate and make explosives
>Do you want to lose weight, have clean skin, cure diseases, have more testosterone, more energy and better memory?
I don't have any of these issue and I don't drink piss
What do?
Fuck I remember reading about this in the Anarchist Cookbook I found in a secret chatroom on AOL 2.5 back in 1995 or some shit.
I’ve been drinking an 8oz cup of my own urine daily for the past 17 years and I’m healthy as fuck. My hardcore survivalist buddies turned me onto on a week long backpacking trip in the desert. I also wash my feet with my own urine. Haven’t had athletes foot in over 15 years. I’m pretty sure drinking your own urine cures the gay too.
i had a doctor tell me once i should start injecting my urine
i switched doctors
Take the yellowpill
half the shit from the anarchist's cookbook was taken straight out of the us military's improvised munitions handbook
Right on time, something to wash down the tide pod.
Chads drink straight from the hose.