Post glorius chinese vids

>Post glorius chinese vids
>All hail xi
>Weve taken over austria

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Is he ok

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Re rill continue ro rove rong time

Do your pullups niggers

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nerve gas

He is probably really hurt but hitting that garbage can probably saved him

Yikes, at least it was quick

Electrocution you dumb dumb

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what???? How

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Wtf? How???

imagine the smell

I didn't see that coming.

no it's nerve gas

did he deaded?

The impulse is mass times speed. He was pretty fat.

What a dumb fucking fuck you have to be to stop on a highway and then get out of your vehicle.

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WORLD STAR HIP HOP

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???

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How fast was that train moving?

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he probably survived

Mass times speed is momentum. Impulse is actually the change in momentum between two staes... Before impact and after.

Holy fuck lol

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lazy-ass suicide attempt. if i'm going to off myself i'll at least climb to the top of the building.

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Some put the GTA WASTED over it

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ikr like omg. how can these people be so silly and not know that? like for realz. its like they were raised in a fish tank or something

today on foxconn and friends

he ok?

I seriously dont understand how these fucking Asians just plow over each other.

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???

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kek

someone put a fucking gun in your mouth

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BASED AND REDPILLED SHEEPS

obviously he was fucking some guy's wife when the husband came home unexpectedly

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>oh that's not so bad..
>ohhhhh

pretty nice of the bystanders to place those bins there for him

Waifu got it real hard

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the speed at which those people just vanish under the wheels of that truck is terrifying. one minute you're just there existing and the next minute you're not.

well excuse me. so is this just his embarrassing escape attempt?

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sure did. ouch.

maybe she asked for the rotisserie

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Mr Bones strikes again.

what a an absolute oblivious retard.

How could she not understand what was going on?

That or getting macheted to death by his girlfriend's husband, I guess would be the story.

His last experience was to know what 911 jumpers were going through.

I was like, at least nobody got it that bad, then see her roll out of the booth full engulfed.

yeah so that there's a murder

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HOHOHOHO
FUCK ME MAN
DIDN' EXPECT THAT SHIT

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bitch deserved it

>Become so technologically advances that you can accidentally get hit by a parked car while shitposting on your i-phone

It's so much funnier in cartoons.

if i remember properly in the longer version of this gif one of them gets back upo and manages to stumble off

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The lack of panic when Chinks kill people is alarming in itself.

I'm just astonished. Their reaction is "oh." maybe they rip a casual fart before they do anything else, which may or may not involve deactivating the machine crushing the bones of their peer.

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he got off lucky, probably just scratch and bruises

>Lacoon City

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I always like this part. so artistic, like a car commercial

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Bitch looks like she was sleep walking.

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That one never gets old.
Max Kek!

yes, he either tired out or the husband was headed for the window

Max load trucks, made in China brakes, bad drivers.

Yeah, it was a nerve gas test. You can tell by the stomachs.

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Waifu always gets it the worst

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WHAT THE FUCK

Living in China is like being in a Final Destination movie.
Like, everything kills you. The cars kill you, restaurants, lifts, escalators, spontaneous holes in the ground, other people, the air itself, fucking everything.

lmao it worked with all the squares with a shadow

Don't worry, he lived.

looks survivable and he was probably on PCP or heroin. He broke his fall twice. Once half way, flipped, and then crashed into a plastic trash bin.

Probably broken collar bone, broken leg(s), internal bleeding, gashes. Nothing too serious. Avoiding head impact with the ground.

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holy shit, that's the best so far

>This is the power of Azn IQ.

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Dr. Car, I'm CHINA

could have slid down the pipe. there were tons of hand/footholds. they're not a very observant people.

Was no one driving? It sort of looks automated but there aren't enough tracks.

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I was wondering where that bike went

Hot date.

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The classic

what the fuck happened here?

asian IQ is just that high

/THIS
I could kiss you user

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Sorry, saved it wrong I guess.

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