Dead serious thread here

look, i understand a lot of people are blackpilled on Trump. there's things he's done that really enrage me. the fact that kushner even got a position in his cabinet let alone still has one 2 years after the election fucking enrages me.

but has anyone noticed the strange amount of.... little things you just can't explain could be connected to Trump, but that add up to improvements to your life, that have happened under Trump? that you feel like somehow never would have happened without Trump?

under Obama, pro wrestling had gotten really fucking bad, it was cringey, I hadn't watched it in years. now under Trump it's really good and I actually watch wrestlemania again and catch a big event now and then and I love it.

i was chain smoking cigarettes all of Obama's presidency. now I've quit and I feel a lot better.

i lost most of my friends for supporting Trump but now I have more friends and they're better friends. we have more fun. we're all way more redpilled on everything, even though we're constantly asking "when is Trump actually going to release the real info that is going to put all of these criminals in prison".

but the thing that makes me think the most, is pic related. the McDonald's Quarter Pounder. under Bill Clinton, W. Bush, Obama, for as far as I can remember, this hamburger was terrible. I hated McDonald's hamburgers.

now, this hamburger is actually really good. i love McDonald's now. and Trump loves McDonald's too.

is it actually happening Jow Forums? Is Trump slowly reshaping the world into his own vision and we just don't see how it's being done?

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Lmao at how easily Trump tricked you nazis into voting for him

if you don't believe me, try the quarter pounder if you haven't had one since Trump got elected. it's fresh, juicy, the right amount of seasoning. the bun and cheese is good quality.

it tastes actually like what i thought moving into the future would taste like when i was a kid. things continually getting better, not worse.

it was probably when biting into that new quarter pounder for the first time that i realized my life has actually gotten better under Trump, not worse, which makes him the only President I could ever say that about.

He tricked me and I’m a gay Canadian communist

Jews are our friends.

i wasn't a national socialist before Trump, but I am now. and I wouldn't be surprised if that's exactly how he wanted it to be.

i wasn't a McDonald's fan either, but I am now.

McDonald's. i'm lovin' it.

Optimism. Optimism is the spirit of America, and it has returned.

Yeah but it's all for nothing if this demographic slide continues. Comforts like this only hinder real push back in the end.

Is this a new underground McDonald’s marketing campaign? How much is the clown paying you?

>the fact that kushner even got a position in his cabinet let alone still has one 2 years after the election fucking enrages me

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I think those are side effects of you becoming less depressed/happy

No, and the idea is stupid. Trump isn't making all the banal, trivial things in life magically better, you're just making connections where there aren't any.

>now, this hamburger is actually really good.

You literally just told us you quit smoking. Now that your tastebuds aren't covered in tar you'd probably heartily enjoy boiled salt pork. Anything's a step up after you literally regain a sense you had lost.

did you know that you can try the new McDonald's classic meal with an all fresh never frozen quarter pounder, fries, apple pie, and any size drink for only $6? available now at McDonald's. official sponsor of the 2020 Donald J. Trump Presidential Campaign.

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TRUMP HAS FORCED THE PERSONALITY CREAM TO THE TOP AND LIKEWISE THE HATEFUL PROGRAMMED LEFT ARE LITERALLY DYING FROM THEIR ROT AND HAVING VOTED FOR THE ARCH CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON.

>cheeseburger good
>trump good
im convinced, lets kill these mexicans

no, it's because the new McDonald's Quarter Pounder features no additives, fillers, or preservatives making it a “fairly significant upgrade from McDonald’s as usual” according to Food & Wine magazine.

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do you really have nothing better to do tonight than twist retarded /ck/ memes onto Jow Forums?

Next time try the “double quarter pounder:delux”

Thank me later.

Fuck you now I want a quarter pounder

Man I am with you on that one, Mcdonalds actually recently changed their formula for the QPWC and they make it fresh everytime. I order a few a week, never had so much mcdonalds in my life since Trump

simply Mcdonalds is the brand of choice for Trump voters. Go buy a QPWC combo meal only like 7$ for a large

If nothing else, the argument has the virtue of simplicity.
Damn it McDonald's viral marketing firm, if you want to win us over and become the official burger of the extreme right, you know what you must do. Bring back Mac Tonight, and have him bust out with a performance of Notorious KKK in a commercial. We'll not be satisfied with anything less.

Here in Leafland, the quarter pounders are a joke. Same with big macs done in 3 bites.

Actually yes the McDonalds burgers seem to have improved dramatically.

pretty much. i got fired as the vice president of marketing and advertising at a big publisher because i voted for trump. now i'm eating mcdonald's and watching the greatest story never told while posting at 1AM with you guys. but my life is actually better now funny enough. i'm hoping someone reads my OP and hires me at least as a copy writer so I don't have to go on food stamps to keep affording that delicious, juicy, real beef taste.

kike detected

I used to watch wrestling way back when the women were Sable, Marlena, Ivory, etc, and they would always strip down to their thongs and have underwear matches with their tiddies popping out and shit. They'd even do pudding wrestling and stuff. After the women stopped pudding wrestling in thongs I stopped watching it, because without half naked chicks, wrestling is just half naked men.

Ganna have to backup the new QP/Cheese. It's much improved.

Hahaha that's fucking awesome. Now tell me what do you need to create a Publishing company? Let's say if you had no money how would you go about it? What would be the things that would earn money?

You're laughing because he beat you?

I think Jow Forums might be the reason autism rates are on the rise.

I disagree I think they ruined it. It's not a DQP anymore.

Eh to each his own....I'll never forgive Wendy's though for changing their classic.

What the actual fuck am I reading.
The absolute state of America. Fucking hell. What a fucking dystopia bois.
Holy shit I just... Can't fucking believe my eyes. This must be the most incredible display of absolute degenerate cuckery I've seen in years.
This is disheartening.

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I boycotted MD years ago for political and sanitary reasons...sorry.

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You should really give the new QPWC a try its good

when i say publisher i mean a web publisher like what we could call a newspaper 20 years ago except nobody reads newspapers today.

you have to find someone that invests in media, which is not many people, and they are all Jews.

if you wanted to be like a book publisher you could probably follow the Arktos model and find people doing controversial PhD research and publish them with e-books and then put a lot of sweat equity into marketing their books because thats the kind of stuff they don't have time for or know how to do well.

>has never seen an Antifa rally.

You know Jared is a Wendys guy right?

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how did this mcdonalds shill bullshit get the get like this???? checked and fuck you'd

what the fuck

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Dude you can see Antifa for what they are. This is worse. This is low key commercial brainwashing. This thread is a fucking ad.
Makes you wonder for how long has this been happening here; this one right here is just easier to see. Holy fuck.

>we're constantly asking "when is Trump actually going to release the real info that is going to put all of these criminals in prison"
the answer is never

>as far as I can remember, this hamburger was terrible. I hated McDonald's hamburgers.
>now, this hamburger is actually really good.
>i love McDonald's now. and Trump loves McDonald's too.
kek, you are absolutely mindless

Fuck off MIDF.

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Shit, I normally get quarter pounder meals when I go to Mickey D's. That actually sounds like a good deal.

There is a key above shift called cap locks please turn it off

Quality post.

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No. He has no idea what he's doing. There are things he'd like to see get done, sure. But mostly he's just along for the ride so don't get your hopes up. Things still need to get a whole lot worse before they can improve.
Now back to r/T_D with you.

I'm voting for him again in 2020.

we get it you are 18 and just got into politics

I'd tell you the wars for Israel will continue regardless of who wins, but then again you already know that.

Don't talk to Billy Mays like that.

sneaky marketing Mr. (((Mcsheckstein))))
get out of here.

You're not depressed anymore

If McDonalds sponsored Trump I would eat there every day.

i would go to either mcdonalds or this mexican place that makes amazing giant burritos but im too lit. If mcdonalds sponsored trump it would be amazing.

This is god-tier shitposting. McDonald's must have some fucking geniuses working for them to put together a PsyOp like this. What really activates my almonds is that OP and coworkers are wasting their lives working as shills for a burger company instead of leading humanity into space. This a real problem. The best and brightest are using their powers to sell more burgers.

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Ok now this is a mchorror stories of what goes on in those places.

Knowledge of how to sell products does not necessarily translate into knowledge of how to develop more efficient spacecraft.

it probably would, but i'm a white guy, and we haven't been allowed to go to space for a long time.

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>look, i understand
concern trolling

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>I actually watch wrestlemania

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One uses a combination of interpersonal and linguistics skills, the other a combination of the natural sciences, depending on which part of the spacecraft you are working on. You can't get any more disparate of skillsets.

>t. smoothbrained stem autist

good luck getting funding from congress when you can't make eye contact with the senator's secretary, champ

Do you watch TV faggot?
>hurr do you no ith all acturs and fakke?!

Who used to be CEO when McDouchestain started to circle the bowl ?
Hmmm. I wonder pic related maybe

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I used to have a persistent rash on my leg for years

Trump gets elected - rash disappears

Coincidence or something more?

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>watch the electric jew

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We both know your aren't reading books all day faggot.

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3 fries, a burger the size of a hockey puck, a shitty apple strudel, and a cup full of ice and a little bit of coke. Pure shit!

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>you don't need the sodium in a medium fries
>literally a quarter pounder
>the apple pie is the best thing on the menu unironically
>any size drink with free refills
>what is easy ice

honestly one of the best values on the metrics of calorie count and quality for dollar

now try the Big Mac again, shittier than ever.

Holy fuck this has to be advertising because I want to go to mycdonalds so fucking bad right now.

Academics don't tend to ask congress directly for funding. They write research proposals to grant-offering institutions. The people who speak before congress to get money for said institutions are usually people whose job it is to either lobby or do public outreach.

You know guys like Neil Degrasse Tyson? Pretty famous, has spoken before congress before, gone on talk shows, the works... He hasn't really published much since the late 90s. But he's gotten a lot of people interested in science. Some people do research and slave away in labs churning out paper after paper, and occasionally doing grant writing. That takes one set of skills. Other people speak on our behalf. That takes another set of skills. We have a specialized economy for a reason. Not everyone can or should be doing research.

Stop fucking shilling mcdonalds. There are multiple threads on here every fucking day.

This thread might be either ignorance or bait but I'l say it anyway since Trump is the issue: watch your debt levels!
Its always the middle class that pays for it sooner or later.
>usdebtclock.org

Did you really think we would vote for Clinton? Or even stealthvote for her with a third party?

i actually just got back from a second trip. wanted to get another QPWC before they switch over to the breakfast menu. although the sausage and egg biscuit with cheese is incredible too, very filling for a breakfast item. combo'd with a crispy golden brown McDonald's hashbrown and a cup of McCafe coffee with cream and sugar, a classic way to start you day.