>Russia is Jow Forums, and China is Facebook. If you’re not familiar with Jow Forums, imagine the worst losers you knew in high school—not the nice, dopey stoners, but the rat-faced scumbags trying to take upskirt pictures—and then imagine them encouraging each other to be even worse people online. Like Jow Forums, Russia is all about chaos, mixed with a hearty dose of anti-Semitism and homophobia.
>Russia is Jow Forums >China is Facebook >Europe is twitter >Australia is Myspace >Japan is 2ch And America is that geocities site you made when you were 12.
So my brother is a communist spy and I am a Russian bot I see. Interesting.
John Ortiz
True LOL
Evan Howard
Beepski boopski comrade
Christopher Evans
>rat-faced scumbags trying to take upskirt pictures
That describes most of the Jewish kids I went to school with perfectly.
Easton Martinez
this
Aiden Collins
If this is the case where tf are my rubles Putin?
Noah Hughes
>won't show the website name in pic or anons would immediately ignore. >uses meme flag. 0/10, unironically kys.
Lucas Fisher
Fuck, they are on to us, comrade. Hide the vodka and bears.
Nolan Foster
Doesn’t a Russian own Jow Forums now And zuck gave the Chinese Facebook so he could introduce it in China
Bentley Richardson
Yeah man, those dudes over at /diy/ and /out/ are real pieces of rat faced scummy shit. I fucking sick of journalists characterizing this place like it's an outlaw den. It's a fucking image board originally targeted at fans of Chinese cartoonery. Get a god damn grip.
Justin Morales
>6 pack >lambo dirver >yach owner sure made me feel like a loser Does he even realize how much he is projecting?
Tyler Green
He thinks he's the dopey loveable one. What an asshole.
Dominic Bailey
that's 4channel now
Jonathan Moore
>Russia is Jow Forums Is that supposed to be an insult?
Wrong. The hacker know as Jow Forums is a far left hacker on steroid providing child pornography to pedophiles.
Charles Sanders
alright lads time to shut down their organization
Gavin Bennett
>Doesn’t a Russian own Jow Forums now
Really? WTF! ??! I love Russia now! Vodka is great Ak47s ...Bears ermm... I will name son Putin.
[sweating profusely]
Hunter Rivera
>not the nice, dopey stoners, but the rat-faced scumbags trying to take upskirt pictures
only a virgin like pence wouldn't realise they're the same fucking people
t. the same fucking people
Cameron Lewis
we're accually north korea but ok
Christian Kelly
it was better when Jow Forums was still underground
Gavin Bailey
Checked
Jonathan Rivera
Maybe they think that because they think that Russia elected trump, even though we all know the kekistani forces gave that privilege to america. MAGA!
Nolan Foster
beep boop cyka blyat
Henry Nelson
BASED NATIONALISTS FUCK COMMIE GLOBALISTS
Ethan Hill
in other news, einhorn is finkle.
Jaxson Perry
We're act shoe lee Sentinel Island
Parker Long
are there any exploitable flaws on their website that we can take advantage of?
Jordan Hill
Ded
Brayden Stewart
>If you’re not familiar with Jow Forums, imagine the worst losers you knew in high school—not the nice, dopey stoners, but the rat-faced scumbags trying to take upskirt pictures—and then imagine them encouraging each other to be even worse people online. Like Jow Forums, Russia is all about chaos, mixed with a hearty dose of anti-Semitism and homophobia. [this is what liberals actually believe]
>yfw you used to beat your meat to the 6s in your school and always got picked last in PE so now you write worthless opinion articles where you equate entire nations to Mongolian basket weaving forums in some pathetic attempt at influencing retarded normals
Nathan Young
>If you’re not familiar with Jow Forums, imagine the worst losers you knew in high school—not the nice, dopey stoners, but the rat-faced scumbags trying to take upskirt pictures—and then imagine them encouraging each other to be even worse people online. Like Jow Forums, Russia is all about chaos, mixed with a hearty dose of anti-Semitism and homophobia. can we just casually change this article to a hitpiece on tumblr
Juan Jones
>the rat-faced scumbags trying to take upskirt pictures Do they realize that this person didn't exist in high school? Pretty sure that no one will hear that and actually have anyone in particular come to mind.
anyone have a way to send loads of emails at once to this lad
Matthew Lewis
Kek
Henry Garcia
>8 people in my grade knew about Jow Forums >5 of them were in the popular crowd, including me >Chad/semi-Chad, had gfs, entire friend circle consisted of the indie rock/stoner/hipster/snow boarder/Stacy cliques
...and the other guys were some metalheads who sort of stayed among themselves, but who had a big circle of friends outside school and who were really chill, with a great sense of humor (obviously). Meanwhile only the sort of people who would end up writing articles like this one, were the actual social outcasts. Which is all the more significant since our grade was pretty accepting, with great comeradery and fluid boundaries across friend circles etc.
Alexander Watson
Ahahahahahahahaha
Tyler Lewis
>but the rat-faced scumbags
WE JEWS NOW
Chase Mitchell
notice how he links to his wifes page when she doesn't. I think we have an opportunity to strike here.
Benjamin Jackson
its ironic that he's calling us Russia, since he's about to learn the true meaning of "poking the bear" :^)
Jace Stewart
It does, doesn't it?
Justin Edwards
>believing the kike media. even listening to them. 100% shlomo
Brody Fisher
I cannot take any modern “article” seriously when 99% of the authors are fucks like this. Why would I take their opinion on ANYTHING?
Mason Green
i have decided my gender is fucking alpha male
Caleb Cruz
Jow Forums- controlling the world with fictional stories that only an idiot would believe (Russia)
Facebook-not giving a fuck about your privacy and making all the money (chingchong)
Isaac Cox
someone give me gore links for emailing this nigger
Jacob Stewart
America is JewTube
Lincoln Howard
we should use it against them. lefty shabbos goyim are terrified of challenging their jewish overlords