ITT: Ask The Opposite Gender Anything

You don't have to be a bitch, but yeah, basically. Just be indifferent. Don't give guys special attention unless you actually are interested in the guy.

>break up with gf
>twice now over the last two months she's asked to spend the night with me
>then 10 minutes later changed her mind
Why would someone do it?

I don't know whether or not to think it's some kind of game or test or if she just gets lonely but doesn't know what she wants. Either way I feel fucking pathetic and hate myself for falling for it.

Yes.

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She's young and dumb ? Emotionally immature girls (most of them) just go with the first feel-good impulse. They don't understand that feelings will go away if they let them.

She feels emotional pain, and when she feels she can no longer bear it, she soothes it with few feelgood strategies, either shifting the blame, or getting back together, and after feelings go away, she feels guilt or shame or whatever, and does next feel-good action of breaking it off.

You cannot rationalize with a woman. Just keep your cool and don't do your impulse-feel-good action, like accepting her offer

I asked yesterday, but didn't really get a reply, so here it goes again, I'll try to keep it short.

>talk with girl for well over a month
>we go on 3 dates
>never get the balls to kiss her, even though there were plenty of opportunities
>2 weeks ago today she messages me saying she feels I've been too insecure, thinking too much and that I only do the things I do and say the things I say to please her, that I'm not being myself
>asks if we can still be friends
>tell her I don't appreciate being called fake and that if she wants to be my friend she'll have to work to regain my trust
>she didn't say anything for these 2 weeks expect when she sent me a message saying she'd leave the plushie I won for her in a bag at the gym reception
>still hasn't done that
>saw her at the gym twice this week
>notice she glanced at me on occasion
>I didn't even look at her, not even when I walked by her, less than a foot away
>I'd really like to get her back

I guess my questions are: do I message her and ask to talk or do I wait to see if she says anything?
If we do talk, do I tell her how much I miss her, how I dream about her almost everyday, how I think a lot about her and how I'd like to have her back, or do I front on her and pretend everything is okay and that I don't want her back?
There's a pretty big uni party coming up in 2 weeks and when we were on "good terms" she told me she always wanted to go but had no one to go with her and I promised her I'd take her. Do I take the chance and invite her to that?

Who broke up with who? If you broke up with her, she's town between her wanting to be with you, but also her brain telling her that she shouldn't. It could also be the same explanation if she was the one who broke up with you because, for example, you cheated.

Jesus CHRIST dude, listen to yourself

Is a girl sharing personal stuff related to a medical condition a sign of trust and therefore a good thing or is it being friendzoned?

It's probably ogre lad. Let it go.

>a sign of trust and therefore a good thing or is it being friendzoned
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

could be either

Why am I so fucking boring? Every single woman that I try to talk to seems completely uninterested in what I'm saying. Usually I'll start off talking about small stuff, like schoolwork, or if they're foreign, I'll probably talk about their home country. But 100% of the time, they just don't give a fuck and so I stop talking to them.
I don't think it's a problem with my taking skills; I used to be a total sperg, but it's not so bad anymore.

let's say you are a girl and go out with a guy and since he is on a testosterone cycle he walks with a perma boner, is it weird or hot? at one point during our walk she fucking tried to kick me with her feet but playful between my legs after I grabbed her hands. Also why did she get mad that I didn't want to go to a fast food with her?

>that whore

oh no

youtube.com/watch?v=sZrjQJntuBs&t=19s
watch this kino

so I don't have to awkwardly turn people down anymore?
What exactly are they asking you?

>Do you like them high and tight?
No, that looks weird and like he is lacking in testosterone or something? I want something to play with

>As long as she agrees to dates, you still have hope.
she does agree but I'm afraid she'll change her mind the closer I get to her or she'll start projecting. She's clever and all but I don't think she's been in this situation before, it was her first long term relationship I think so she might have some left over feelings. I just can't tell what she wants from me, on one hand we do spend a lot of time together and she seems to like me, on the other she wants to stay on the neutral zone and not make any advances and I'm there trying to figure out how or if i should make a move

OK, but let's pretend she messages me. Do I tell her what I feel or will I just be fucking up things even further?

>perma boner
Unless you're 15, it's fucking weird. I get that you can't help when you get boners, but it'd make me think you're incredibly inexperienced or have some sort of dick problem

>don't do your impulse-feel-good action, like accepting her offer
How do I go about this? I feel like absolute shit today and I was actually going to see her but now I don't want to even talk to her.
I guess strictly speaking she broke up with me but it was kind of mutual because our relationship was shit and we weren't getting on at all.

So far since we've talked and seen each-other a lot more and got on great most of the time (apart from when I get anxious or upset), but:
>we went drinking ages ago and got on great so she invited me back to hers to eat, drink some more and stay the night
>I get to mine to grab things I need to stay overnight and literally in the time I was gone she changes her mind

>a month ago I suggested we go see a film and get food because the tickets would be half price and we could have got free pizza
>she seemed keen for it and even didn't mind calling it a date but then last minute changed her mind

>last night she was out with friends and I wanted to call to speak to her when she got back since I haven't seen her for a week, on the way back she offers to come to mine to drink and stay the night
>she changes her mind while I go and buy beer

I really just don't fucking get it. She's usually so decisive and stubborn and knows what she wants.

And yeah I know I'm being a fucking idiot in trying.

Yeah I know.

It's hard to tell. We've been flirty for so long it's become the normal and I think she's still into me but she clearly trusts me enough to tell me this shit. Just trying to work out where we are.

what the fuck u dont understand how being 3x over maximum natural testosterone is like, she didn't even seem creeped out or anything tho she just got mad that I kept looking at other girls and calling her fat but after I left her go alone to the fast food she called me to set up a date 2 days later. please explain how her thought process works and why she did that

>fucking up things even further?
How would you even do that? You've nothing to lose so go for it.

>for so long
>haven't made a real move on her
sounds like friendzone

Been ignoring her for the past 12 hours because she pissed me off. She just texted me "are u mad at me?". Best response? I'm thinking disappointed but not surprised

stop acting like an emotional girl

Yeah, aw well. I'll ramp up the """"accidental"""" contact and she if she reciprocates.

Thanks Anons.

She wants your penis.
>inb4 wall of text
Ask her on date and attempt netflix and chill. Handholding is also a thing.

First off stop using steroids. It is super unhealthy and timed bomb which will destroy your body for a long time.
>kick me
Sure. We call it flirting. Aka positive. You were supposted to grope her back.
>refused to go to a fast food
She literally invited you to "date" and you rejected her. You dont refuse sex or dates with girls you want to date / marry.
>inb4 i am on cut fit/izen
You can just drink water or eat salad idiot.

Women arent interested in your boring stories. They want you to flirt with them and then give them netflix and chill aka your penis. Google term: flirting.

Kek. Ask her on date.
>inb4 autism
ASK HER ON DATE CASANOVO!

alot of girls just like to flirt. it's even an enjoyable component of a male-female friendship. be straight up about this shit or you won't get a satisfactory answer.

Cheers.

Techniques for not cumming within two minutes of fucking?

Fuck uglier women.

learn to manage your feelings, self acceptance, self love (not the bullshit of just saying it, but to be able to feel loved by yourself)

You are blaming her in a way to be immature, well you are too. Feeling shit is okay, but you have to learn to not act on your impulses, rationalize what you want and why you want it, and accept the feelings you have. There is no easy way to this then just become emotionally mature.

Suffering builds character, so build yours. This is perfect moment for self-growth and to become better person.

Take some books about self-validation and self-love, I'm sure you can find some good list somewhere, maybe on deadbedrooms subreddit, it has seen some suffering

>go on first date with girl on thursday
>goes really well making out at the end
>she says she really likes me and wants to see me again
>discuss when we could
>at the time wasn't sure if i was going to visit some friends for the weekend (dependent on if i had to work on the weekend)
>talk about how we could hang out on saturday (today) at local record store for record store day
>text her last night to ask her if she wanted to hangout saturday
>haven't gotten a response
in case she never gets back to me, should i not go to record store day because she might be there?

Girl has started picking up my accent (I'm not from the region where I live). What did she mean by this?

mirroring. this usually means they are receptive to you. not necessarily that she is into you but she atleast enjoys hanging out with you

Yeah she started with my mannerisms and picked up a few words I used from time to time. The accent is just the latest thing. She's never even been to that part of the world.

Summer is coming and im insecure about my body, for example taking shirt off would be hard for me. Im not overweight, im 188cm tall. I do lift for a while now but im faaar from my ideal body.
Ive been always the fat kid in school, with very small social circle.
Am i overreacting

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I'd cut a little bit to get the abs to show in any lighting but otherwise I'd say you're better than 90% of the population.

that you? youre not fucking fat. i can see your veins

I'm starting therapy at the end of the month so I can start changing the way I think and deal with my anxiety issues. They fucked over our sex life and then relationship.

I guess I am being a bit immature, I suppose she's not doing it just to spite me. I'm just pissed off because I ended up with nothing last night when all I wanted was a chat on the phone and it's spoiled today because I won't be in the right headspace to see her and be happy and relaxed. And now another week will roll by and I'll have work and she'll have studies and I just constantly feel like time's ticking away.

A relationship was a mistake.

why the fuck is your bellybutton horizontal

Girls,

When you see a guys dick print in his sweatpants or whatever, is that hot like cleavage is for us or is it just a twitter meme without much grounding in reality.

>not necessarily that she is into you
Usually means that though.

Mine got like that since I got Jow Forums too.

I wanted to ask this yesterday but I forgot.

Sometimes I catch a girl I know having a quick look at my region but I don't know how she feels about it.

Also, what's the consensus on walking around with a visable semi?

You made me chuckle. 5 pts towards the 20 pts needed to sleep with me. (Low standards bwahahahaha--ifeelnothing)

thats me
i dont care about sixpack a whole lto but i have that gyno since being young
maybe if i got fucking shredded it would disappear but idk

>be at gym
>doing deadlifts or bench
>my dick always shows through pants
>hope girls dont judge me
>at work dick shows through sweatpants
frick
im not a dicklet but im not huge either

>"I'll try to keep it short."
You failed.

How do I meet girls at my university? I see countless qts walking around campus, but I don't know what to do.

>"Who broke up with who?"
*with whom

I wouldn't call that gyno, it looks pretty flat/tight.

but
>at work
>sweatpants
wat

>"personal stuff related to a medical condition"

Her: Hey, I've got that weird vaginal discharge again....
user: Okay, cool. So we're dating now, yeah?

its a physical labour in cold, and i wear a coat on top of clothes
but during breaks im in sweatpants / tshirt

Nah it wasn't something like that

It might be something more serious but she didn't go into too much detail about what body part it was.

>"Schoolwork"
>"Home country"
>Other ice-breaker bullshit

This stuff is super boring and actually sucks for getting to know someone. You can know where a girl is from without knowing jack shit about who she really is, and you can know someone super intimately without knowing where she grew up.

That being said, there are interesting ways to talk about anything, but those topics tend to be more difficult to liven up.

Be real. Be intelligent. Be playful. Be engaging.

user'S GO-TO LIST OF THINGS OTHER PEOPLE SAY NOT TO TALK ABOUT BUT I'M GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE GODDAMNIT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT BORING
>Politics
>Religion and Spirituality
>Philosophy
>The Interweb
>Kinks
>Ethics
>Psychology
>Who you really are as a person

Chill and build a meaningful relationship. Make yourself a fun person to talk to. That's founded on just being comfortable and confident in who you are.

Fair enough, I just walk around the office in black jeans or trousers with a visable wang.

How do I get a girlfriend?

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Are you seriously telling me I should just walk up to a person and start discussing politics, dank memes, and their dirty kinks?

Those are a great way to start a fight, not make friends.

Is a grill getting into your "personal space" a good sign? What if it results in a fair bit of shoulder rubbing?

If you're into femdom yeah
t. into femdom

>"what the fuck u dont understand"
You already sound like an asshole, sir.

>"being 3x over maximum natural testosterone"
1) Self-subjected.
2) Porn exists.
3) Still not an excuse for your behavior.

>"she didn't even seem creeped out or anything tho"
Then why ask us if perma-boners are creepy? *notices your obvious doubt*

>"she just got mad I kept looking at other girls and calling her fat"
Well, golly gee! I wonder why she was upset?? You seem like such a swell gentleman. (Christ, you piss me off just from the way you wrote that one.)
1) Don't call a girl fat unless she's explicitly told you she's a feedee and invited you to do so.
2) If you want to go on dates with other girls, go on dates with other girls, but while you're on a date with a girl, focus on that /one/.

>"she called me to set up a date 2 days later"
She got lonely and lowered her standards.

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Look, dude. You seem douchey. I get that your hormones are out of whack so you're horny, but you put yourself in this position.

OPTIONS
1) Get off the juice, take care of your body, take care of your mind. Be a courteous individual.
2) Continue being a prick and having to crawl back here with your unhealthily-erect penis between your legs to beg Jow Forumsers to clean up your mess.
3) Start fapping before dates.

All in all, I don't think you should be with this girl. She seems vulnerable. If you just want sex, go find some confident/easy chick who doesn't mind you being a dick as long as she gets to ride yours. Leave this one alone, or treat her with dignity.

mommy

Yeah I didn't mean as personal as that.

Although I'd try it if she offered provided I could do the same to her.

To women.
How do you deal with sheltered fags who don't know what memes are and how they work. Since ironically it's a normie thing, there are many who either don't follow along with conversation or attempt and fail badly. What are your opinions on such scenario?

>"ignoring her for the past 12 hours because she pissed me off"
JFC WHAT TF DID SHE DO??

>"She just texted me are you mad at me?"
No shit, she asked. This also means you didn't even tell her you were upset. Fucking petty.

>"Best response?"
Polite honesty.

--
WHAT HE WANTS DO TO
Her: "Yeah, I honestly think Zucc would be hella good in bed."
user: *ignores for 12 hours*
Her: "U mad, bro?"
user: *diSsApOinTeD buT nOt SuRpriZeD* D:<

WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE KIND OF ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR
Her: "Yeah, I honestly think Zucc would be hella good in bed."
user: "I disagree. This upsets me because..." *clearly, politely and respectfully explains feelings*
Her: *insightfully receives le feelings, articulates her own in greater detail, reconsiles the two*
user: "Wow, that was super mature of you, and we are being so respectful towards each other, even though I had to go to a message board to figure out that's how you fucking talk to people."
Her: "Yeah, kek. I'm probably some intelligent and kind individual who's obviously waaaay out of your league."
user: "Yup."
Her: "Yup."

--

Also, she was le Zucc the whole time. ~gasp~

Slow down.
More her-focused foreplay.
Pull out before you plateau and do some hand stuff/oral on her.
Get her close.
Climax simultaneously.
Drink a Pepsi to celebrate.

Pepsi. If you're finna nut, better be at least 5 minutes in.

THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSICO

This post made me reconsider my sanity
Get help

If she tells you her husband is out of town for the weekend is that an invitation?

lel so randum xd

What the hell am I supposed to in bed with my boyfriend when we're both sub?

You take turns.

You're a freak.

No one really cares what your body looks like enough to judge you for it at the beach unless
1) they're fitness junkies
2) you weigh 800 pounds
3) your bikini slipped

If that picture is you, sweetheart, you're fucking gorgeous. You honest to god have no reason to be insecure.

*would strike you up for conversation in a heartbeat*

You seem like a sweet guy. Relax. Be proud. You look damn good.

Is that a yes or a no?

>Playing overwatch with my gf
>It's her first game without bots
>She keeps complaining and asking me what to do
>Have patients for 10 minutes and explain what to her what to do
>She keeps asking me the same questions and cutting me off when I respond to ask me more questions she's previously asked. She's also getting anxious and angry
>Take deep breaths and try to calm myself down because I felt like screaming at her
>At my tipping point
>Slam my desk with my fists and tell her listen to me clearly and stop interrupting and getting angry
>quietness
>o-okay

After the game she tells me she was so turned on but told me to never speak to her again like that.

Is this normal or is my gf crazy?

>girl (married) compliments me a lot out of nowhere
>like calling me handsome, hot etc
>sprinkles water on me during break, i assume she wanted me to take shirt off or something
>nvm
>be insecure
>my social circle is non existant
>see some chicks at gym, they smile to me often times
>cant ever approach them, dont talk unless they talk first to me
>girl i had crush on was interested in me but i didnt man up and act on it and she got bored / found out im insecure loser
>25 khhv
It seems it is decided, i will die alone, without ever even hugging girl im in love with.
might aswell focus on self imorovement forever

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Not the same as cleavage. Some girls get super excited at being able to see how big you are, others will think it's disgusting and be super offended. Luckily, the latter are usually not worth your time.

So what IS the male version of cleavage?

cleavage (male)

>"looking">
Sometimes they're just looking for the sake of looking. Doesn't have to be sexual.

>"consensus"
Please consult permaboner and "all girls are different" posts

It can really go either way. Depends on what your relationship with her is like. Cannot solve equation with information given.

Is the latter more like the biggest prudes who are actually sluts

Seems like she liked your masculine dominant side, but disliked your lack of self control

It takes long time to teach anyone to be good at anything, and if they dont really care they will never be really good at it so just treat it like fun time togheter. It doesnt matter if you win or lose if you have laugh from it

ESPECIALLY if its some unranked mode where points literally do not matter.

Its a game for fuck sake be positive and have fun, if she learns from it thats cool.
you can laugh at her mistakes but dont insult her or be angry. It shows you are immature.

Would you throw a shitfit at children if they did something not oerfectly, esoecially if they do it first time?

That or she might have daddy issues and wants you to choke her idk im kissless virgin that wasted youth in vidya

I would rather have someone intelligently approach me about politics or anything else on that list than ask where I grew up, yeah. Also a test of emotional maturity. Whatever comes out of it, it sure as hell won't be boring, provided you're educated and engaging.

If you're mature and respectful, there's no fight, and the friendship is more meaningful.

We're good friends but I know she's into me, but seeing someone else. She's super flirty with me and only me.

"If she offered" = "I am sexually submissive"
"Provided I could do the same to her" = "But I feel like I need to defend my masculinity"

It probably depends on how attractive you are in general as well. Being biscum I check guys out and I'm never interested in seeing it on guys I'm not attracted to. It is just something nice to glance at to let your imagination start going.

I'm pretty well endowed and my gf always likes seeing my bulge when I wear thin/skinnyish jeans and she used to insist I wore tight joggers when lazing around.

no u hah

Well I'd feel like I was only doing half a job if I didn't get my lad wet.