Germany needs more tech workers

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Bring in some Indians instead of allowing in hordes of Africans who haven't even achieved a secondary school-level education.

I have an idea, I hear Somalia and Kenya have really good doctors and scientists. Maybe if you just found a way to make them want to live in Germany your shortage would be solved.

Me too. Germans make great co-workers.

The people who fall for this are the dumbest cunts on the planet.

Brazil-Argentina-Uruguai-Chile

My older brother worked 5 years in Germany just before he graduated

this is code for 'MORE PAJEETS'. this already happened in Canada

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They are apparently keeping their high tech skills to themselves, those greedy bastards.

We can’t. Multiculturism is our strength. We copied that slogan from you.

I am so sick and tired of smug arrogant indians.

problem solved

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>Where can we get them without stealing. Anyone know?

mass produce them yourselves. Pay women to have children with sperm donors that are talented tech workers.

Maybe you're just not giving them enough free shit! Obviously free shit is a great motivation to find a job and work hard.

Having a shortage of employees is the only way to get wage growth under Capitalism.

If German tech companies were to raise wages, they would attract tech workers from other industries (e.g. banks) and even other countries.
Many tech workers want to leave shit-and-needle infested San Francisco, but not many places are competitive on wages.

Whenever you read articles about shortages of workers, always remember the two magic words: Wage Growth.

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I will come to german. I am black

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Yeah, I thought they just finished shipping in millions of doctors and shit.

Here, we found one aspiring rocket scientist for you Krauts already!

>Where can we get them without stealing. Anyone know?
Train Germans to become better, automate the menial jobs, deport the T*rks and R*fugees. White Europoids can stay if they are specialists.

I'm a mechatronic engineer living near the Austrian border and i'm getting fed up with Italian politics.
I'm seriously considering to emigrate in Germany, but we are infecting all the EU with our beautiful way of doing politics, so Switzerland maybe a better bet.
I haven't pulled the plug yet because i hate the idea to be an immigrant.

hello this is kerpal

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Do nothing and watch salaries grow, retard

oh all those dumb asses you guys imported weren't the geniuses you had hoped? really? my utter shock. maybe shake more money at them, surely you wont only attract the dregs of society only looking to shit all over your country and take your money while they commit the worst of crimes in the biggest state sponsored crime spree of all time. congrats, burn in hell you moronic krauts

Does it even count as migration if you're moving within the EU? I thought it's kinda like with US states.

Don't you guys do similar shit?

Can black people to calculus?

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I thought the rapefugees were going to fill those jobs

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That’s because all your smart people realized they could work and live in Switzerland. Now you need to get them to stop shitting up Switzerland like they shat up Germany.

Actively incentivize slav immigration, meaning at least housing gimmies. Passive schengen area is not enough, as western germany cost of living is fucked up.

Brown people can do only low skilled stuff, if they work at all that is.

>problem will get worse if it doesn't accept more refugees

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Holy fuck u krautniggers are a disgrace to the aryan race

Free training and free housing for anyone who wants to be a tech worker!

dmitri, you rascal

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You thought wrong, Kermit.

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Pay me enough to leave my friends and family and I'll move.
But you don't want to pay enough, you want cheap code-monkeys with a temporary work visa you can dangle over their heads.

Can't you educate your own people?

How do I apply? I'll find my Erika to breed with and bleach my mutt genes.

>why isn't everyone as smart as bobby fischer?
>we need more smart people!
>would be worse if we didn't get the one ramanujan in the zerg swarm!
>why can't everyone just be smart!
>let the zerg do menial tasks! you have german privilege!
>karlie kloss can kode! why can't you?!!?
Let the valuations hit the floor
Valuations hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

It's time for Merkel to open the gates again

Fuck off technocrat, technology is destroying us and is responsible for all these hordes invading our lands.

You need to have skills to apply though, jamal.

If true I'd be getting offers from LinkedIn.

This is just a propaganda.

based

No, our people are too dumb.

>shitskin immigrants
>engineers and tech jobs

Are they even serious?
What is this.

Legally it's nearly a 100% free movement but socially it isn't, or at least in Italy.
But we may be a special case since there is also a very big cultural tension between internal migration.
Here in the north we hate the terroni ("people" from the south) as much as the niggers, gipsys, romanians, moldovians, sand niggers etc.

Already happening. We got a new immigration law. Requirements to emigrate to Germany: basic German, aka “Guten Tag, ich will Sozialhilfe”.

German recruiters can’t into English.

First of all its Paco and I do have a CS degree. I want to live in Europe now. USA is too blacked for me. Get tired of driving everywhere.

Its true. They are trying to recruit here all the time.
They flash salaries that sound tempting to a dumb Argie but when you factor in costo of living and taxes you are in roughly the same condition you are here. Except away from your friends and family. Reliant on their good will as employers for your continued residency in the country.

America has a bunch who can't find employment b/c of Infosys.

I DONT KNOW MAYBE PAY MORE AND REDUCE TAXES TO LESS THAN HALF OF YOUR FUCKING INCOME FUCKING SHIT CUNT FUCKS

I bet many of those jobs wouldnt necessitate education if employers were willing to offer trainjng like in the old days. But nah fuck that more brown people, fucking greedy kikes.

Tell your leaders we're 54% multicultural.

From your women’s wombs 20 years ago. You have ended yourselves.

You mean they are physically there in person trying to recruit?

Just pay them more so more people try to be a tech worker. This is obvious to anyone who isn’t a kike.

German companies overtrains their people.4 years until being fully trained.

I can confirm. I worked with German co-worker in food service industry. We can read our minds without saying a word which is hugely helpful because i am deaf. One of best co-worker i ever worked with.

I've heard Somalia has a lot of engineers.

>Have 340 000 worker shortage
>Bring in 340 000 workers
>The workers need houses and food and services, this all increase demand in the economy which creates 440 000 job openings
>We now have a 440 000 worker shortage
Let's play spot the pyramid scheme
Meanwhile carbon emissions are rising and rising as the population grows and resources are becoming more and more depleted and scarce. But hey, at least GDP increased.

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How did they manage to gather so many future doctors in one place?

Yeah we call them spics they're worthless and the best of the best of them work at mcdonalds and get your order right almost half the time

wait
we imported over 1 million brain surgeons, rocket engineers and scientists since summer 2015 and we are still 340000 short?

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not physically, only they keep spamming in linkedin, offering something not even remotely tempting

I thought they just imported millions of new engineers, doctors and tech workers? Am confused.

Obviously not. They are using recruiting companies. You come across listings for tech jobs in Germany too.

Why do you think they’re importing niggers and spics? People stopped taking their shit wages and instead of raising them to keep up with even inflation, they decided to destroy the western world

"experts warn"

baaaahahahahaha

Just like how in the US "OUR KIDS JUST CAN'T DO MATH OMFG WHAT ARE WE TO DO!!! Buy our useless teaching method to save muh kids from oblivion!!!"

>(((Experts))) warn

Dont pajeets run your country yet?

Or in Europe's case, tax them less lmao

Yeah, it’s a bit of a strange one. I also think we should just close the borders and expell all the non-Germans. Them live off the land.

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>come from the continent where 90% of all scientific advancements and discoveries occurred
>look for high skilled, high IQ workers in the shitholes of the world instead
Remember goys, the people who haven’t formed a functional society for hundreds of years magically breeds doctors and engineers to come save the Neanderthals who built the modern world

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hey goys we desperately need UBI because there won't be any jobs due to automation we also need to import millions of subhumans so they can fill our severe shortage of workers

>and the gap would be much bigger without immigrants
And that's a bad thing!

Lmao. I'll pay attention when they make a physical effort

Math is racist, yo

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IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

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This.

don't confuse immigrants with rapefugees
as they are meaning immigrants this time for real
also we seem to attract a lot of Poos
source as OP is a faggot
global.handelsblatt.com/companies/germany-tech-worker-shortage-gets-worse-984503

They don't want geniuses. They want cheap code-monkeys they can jerk around with a work visa. That and experienced programmers who are willing to take a paycut just to move out of their country.

>Germany needs more tech workers
I know:
Why not bring more millions of african subhumans that can't speak a word of German or English and can't even farm.

I’m black and calculus is a joke

>shortage of tech workers
>pic is a lab tech
>pay for that role is $15/hr

found the problem

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sometimes recruiters from linkedin actually call, don't know if this counts as physical effort

>calculus is a joke
Kind of like your existence right?

Don't worry m8, in 6 month i'm getting my CS degree
How much does an engineer take up there? 3k? 4k?

They probably don't want you. Unless you are a pajeet that they can pay peanuts to and have dance around in exchange for a continuation of the work visa.

> Germany lacks nearly 340000 specialists in engineering and tech jobs
> Specialists in tech jobs
... wut? "Hello, I am specialist. What is your specialty? Tech job. Not tech? no, not tech. Tech Job. I specialize in tech job."

> the gap would be much bigger without immigrants, including refugees
I don't even know how to respond to this, it's so obviously bullshit that one cannot fathom how it got published. Is this the german version of The Onion?

By the way, what exactly do you need those hundreds of thousands of IT techs for? I mean, besides depressing wages in the IT sector.

Do you just have an absolute need for Siemens hardware to have even shittier control software? Can you not imagine life without your self-driving BMW's crashing against the first baby stroller they see? Because that's what you're going to get if you start importing hundreds of thousands of IT "specialists".

And I say this as a poortuguese IT dipshit, who wouldn't mind mooching off your country's savings accounts like every other brown person there is, while your younger generations get their future sold out right from under their noses. Fucking hell, Hans, have some fucking sense before your country is torn apart or turned back into a dictatorial shithole.