Ai caralho

This. Test any door handles/knobs.

This happened in London. Maybe read a little next time nigger before you make a bigger ass out of yourself.

it's the same on every fucking door

how many times a year do you clean every doorknob in your house?

Everyone has a touch screen in their pocket. There should just be an app that generates a scan-able bar code. Infinity cleaner

apparently too many walmart shoppers eat at McNiggers

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For a second there I was worried about the hygiene of the touch screens where I live but I can see it's just London being London.

Fucking Indians

Maybe if you weren't such a fucking newfag, you'd see that everyone in here blames Chicago for every-fucking-thing ever

Designated shitting screen

Dios mio

sopa de ???? cocô??

uma delicia

tell this isn't a meme, tell me americans shit themselfs

Here's your (You)

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I do what I can brother

hey who doesnt like a good shart while browsing in the 'mart

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Anyone who eats at McDonalds should already know they are eating shit anyway

Hahahaha this is only the first stage of our plan, we're gonna shit all over your pretty cumskin neighbourhoods then take your women as sex slaves and mass produce millions of Pajeets that will genocide the filthy pus skins and anybody associated with them. Prepare to be an Indian vassal state you faggots

uma delicia

but it's a pretty good reason not to do fucking self service touchscreens that absolutely will not get washed for you after 750 dirty ass niggers used it earlier that day.

But you haven't finished raping all the women in India yet, I know you are trying very hard to do this, so while I do not approve of your endeavour, I respect the effort that you are going to in order to further your cause.

also this is in the UK so literal poos and pakis are probably having something to do with this.

oh look

>"poo"
I thought they were called nuttybrew globbernaughts in Britain

they're called "refugees" over there, I believe

Where you see a mart and a cart, you'll also see a shart.

Degenerate cumskin, women in India know their place, that is beneath us men, they know full well the repurcussions of speaking out of turn, but it is the white whores that fascinate me with all their constant screeching while standing their lookin like a snack. Boy I cant wait to genocide the beta white cucks and use their women as personal sex toys lmao

Quite disturbing to see folk doing a reach around for tagnuts and winnets and then smearing them on the touch screens, it could be that they are comparing the hue of what goes in and what goes out.

They hire pajeets, after all. Anywhere there are pajeets, their will be shit smeared all over the place

Poojeet, you high.

>N-not us ish dem poos doin dis ekshdee

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Damn straight, just like the Lion will ocassionally piss to mark its territory and warn other cuck lions from trespassing, we Pajeets are merely marking what will soon belong to us after we've slaughtered all the inbred cumskins and successfully subjugated the women to our wills.

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where the sniff posters at, show yourselves !

Underrated

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no. that will let them collect more meta data

cool, now they can just have everyone order on a mobile app. less overhead for the store and they'll only need one shit covered kiosk for the poorfags

also
>eating at mcdonalds and expecting not to touch some actual shit

aint nobody wanna sniff that

Daily reminder to regularly clean your keyboard, phone and.... belt, you touch it every time you take and shit before washing hands.

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no. just use a fucking cashier. I'm not going to install a mcdonalds app

you're posting on a CIA honeypot and you're pretending to care about data security lmao

my phone doesnt slack off demanding $15/hr

I don't touch my phone, keyboard, or belt until after I wash my hands. you're disgusting

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if you go to mcdonalds you are eating shit either way.

they do do wanna & I know they're lurking

I wouldn't use a device that has personal identifying information to browse Jow Forums.

Bbrraaapppp

the miracle of birth!

I mean, imagine the smell...

SHART IN MART

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That was the stupidest post I’ve ever read on Jow Forums, good job.

they only make that much in a few locations. the majority of employees make federal minimum wage ($7.25/hr)

Or you could just wear gloves, like you should already be doing to handle receipts (unless you love estrogenic compounds).

The actual point here is that the screens are not being cleaned on purpose. And this is probably the only pushback these things are getting from the wageys that will be replaced.
I thought when they brought this thing that a few nigs who'd been laid off would come back with a ballpeen hammer and smash them, but nobody had the guts to even do that.

Shit, he’s right. Due to our white hygiene, we’re not used to this much poo. We don’t have to immunity to deal with it. Looks like the Indians win in the end.

What's the surprise? If you go to McCrap you deserve to eat shit anyway.

Well they have a lot of pajeets and patels over there in England so Poo works.

in the US we employ the mexicans at mcdonalds instead of the indians

bump for solidarity but also to raise awareness about the fact that some Americans are very fat and predatory drug companies have produced pills such as Orlistat to take advantage of them.
What these drugs do is they prevent fat from being digested at a normal rate. Now if a person takes these pills and they don't eat much fat, that's not a problem, but if they could do that, they wouldn't need these pills, so of course they don't. This rush of undigested fat is then shat out uncontrollably.
This is a major problem in American grocery marts, because this is the main public place frequented by a person who would use these pills.
This is the history behind the phrase "shart in mart", and it's not just an internet meme, it's a real world tragedy brought about by pharmaceutical companies who pay for access to the people that write the laws that allow them to use couched language when marketing their horrible products to the consumers that they intentionally miss-inform.

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Did you think it was over? Well, think again!

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Testing was inconclusive because most were stolen.

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Ah yes. The peopleofwalmart.com

Those are always good for a laugh.

youtube.com/watch?v=E6IIrcv2d20

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>touching any public interface with your bare hands

Jews evolved their noses for exactly the purpose of smelling large negress butts

>or belt
Gravity holds your pants up?

More like loose end

In British scat porn they always say "I need to do a poo" and proceed to poop their pants

>Mutts think it only happens in marts
OH NO NO NONONONOO
You're gonna love these

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Great idea except that most people’s personal touch screens also have poo on them.

lol

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Damn, people of Walmart look like THAT?!?

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>amerifats talking shit about the uk for the study

the difference between the us and uk is that we actually try to avoid eating shit.

We literally import people from countries that have ZERO understanding of how germs are transferred, let alone wash their hands after wiping their asses, bare-handed.

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Hol up' dis shiet be under the rated AF boi

The brown shit people aren't washing their hands.

Slippers on it’s trotters.
Then they tell me that we have a slags issue. At least you can bang /ourslags without catching cholera, and getting pebbledashed.

Is that guy shitting on an Integra? God damn it.

He's trying to use the vehicle as a cover while he takes a big fat dump on the sidewalk.

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>leg fucking eviscerated and bleeding through bandage and pants
>shart diarrhea
>"hmmm, better get up and go grab some groceries"

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