PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MEANWHILE AT THE COMIC RELIEF EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady @Red Cross 11/27/18
c-span.org/video/?455057-1/
>America1stAd: Build The Wall 11/27/18
youtu.be/10zbay7Xrak
>America1stAd: Michelle 11/27/18
youtu.be/4STPhrDxwv8
>DHSSec Nielsen on Hannity 11/27/18
youtu.be/4rYzRDjF2vI
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 11/27/18
youtu.be/ui3ZTzx1Z88
>EdSec DeVos on FBN 11/27/18
youtu.be/ZdM-I-EP8WM
youtu.be/_Lv7KG94Dcg
>SoS Pompeo @PEPFAR Faith Communities 11/27/18
youtu.be/Vej5OKwn03k
>HHSSec Azar on CNBC 11/27/18
youtu.be/p8AfzWMQs80
>FTCChair Simons/Commissioners @Senate on Agency Priorities 11/27/18
c-span.org/video/?455021-1/
>Senate Armed Services Subcommittee Hearing on Shipbuilding 11/27/18
c-span.org/video/?455041-1/
>Senate Armed Services Hearing on Natl Def Strategy 11/27/18
c-span.org/video/?455040-1/
>StateDep/Treas Officials @Senate on Global Financial Institutions 11/27/18
c-span.org/video/?455043-1/
>USAIDAdm Green @PEPFAR Faith Communities 11/27/18
youtu.be/WlakiouW_tk
>KAC outside WH 11/27/18
c-span.org/video/?455068-1/
>KAC on F&F 11/27/18
youtu.be/OcVA_xZvNQI
>Pentagon Press Brief on OP Inherent Resolve (ArmyCol Ryan) 11/27/18
dvidshub.net/video/643224/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather/Amb Burk) 11/27/18
c-span.org/video/?455069-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah/NECDir Kudlow/NSA Bolton) 11/27/18
youtu.be/A4Y4X8RpJes

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MAGA

Daily reminder to stay the fuck away from Ukrainian women.

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Fuck trump

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hop hop
*munch munch*

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MAGA

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IP TV for the National Christmas Tree Lighting, with Trump and Melania

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Sad!

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In Today's Chyna no1 news:

>The U.S. adopts a hard line against China, and an era of engagement recedes into the past.
>On a late August weekend in 2017, a week after he was forced out as President Trump’s chief strategist, Stephen K. Bannon made a trip to the Connecticut country house of Henry A. Kissinger to talk about China.
>The two nations fought as allies in World War II, then faced off as foes in the Cold War, before Richard M. Nixon rekindled relations with Beijing to isolate the Soviets. The hopes generated by Deng Xiaoping’s economic opening in the 1980s were dashed by the Tiananmen Square massacre. The trade deals of the 1990s were strained when wayward American bombs destroyed the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade.

>Mr. Trump has floated various demands that would be difficult to enforce or require a wholesale overhaul of the Chinese economy, including a sharp reduction in the trade deficit and an end to coercive technology transfers. Some trade and security hawks have urged “decoupling” the United States entirely from the Chinese economy.
>The conflict with China is intensifying amid unresolved concerns about American leadership and overreach that built up during the era of globalization, and in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and other distant battlefields.
>“Americans need to understand that if we go down the road of disengagement from China in pursuit of unbridled competition, it will not be a repetition of the Cold War with the Soviet Union,” said Mr. Bader, the former Obama adviser. “The rest of the world, like us, is deeply entangled with China.”

>As a result, he said, even countries as wary of China as the United States “will not risk economic ties nor join in a perverse struggle to re-erect the ‘Bamboo Curtain,’ this time by the West. We will be on our own.”

Tl;Dr;
Chyna will win the trade war

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No hate of race or religion below this line
Only positivity and civic nationalism! _______________________________________

>control the House and the Senate for two years
>failed to repeal and replace Obamacare
>failed to build the wall
>failed to fund the wall by Congress
>failed to make Mexico fund the wall
>failed to lay a single finger on Hillary
>failed to end DACA
>failed to deport "millions" of illegal immigrants, let alone all of them
>failed to remove the US from foreign affairs, like Afghanistan and Yemen
>failed to drain the swamp
>Mattis says the military will do nothing to the caravan, which nobody gives a shit about now
>Military says they will do nothing to Antifa and they aren't a serious threat
>haven't heard a single peep of him "ending" birthright citizenship guaranteed by the 14th amendment
>couldn't ban Acosta from the White House
Now
>lost the House majority, lost 38 seats at best, 44 at worst
>lost Arizona, almost lost Texas
>barely retained the Senate, gained 2 seats at best, 1 at worst
>lost 7 gubernatorial elections
>Red wave he claimed would happened never happened, Democrats are already on track for winning the most House seats since Watergate
>Will now spend the second half of his presidency constantly getting investigated and having legislation blocked
Wow, what an amazing president

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MAGA. EVERY. DAY.

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GAS THE LEAFKIKE

OVEN RAKES NOW

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SNAP

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that's mostly due to heroin and other injectables

Reminder that if you're an Eastward nigger "we" will come for you

cao ni ma

I don't know what's going on there desu

TRUMP AND MELANIA HOST THE NATIONAL TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY

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>Implying
Dumb leaf

never share krokodil needles, 6pat

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Pepe was always garbage but Helper is top tier.

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was for

if chyna gets BTFO and goes back to walled city of kowloon days will india pick up the business?

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TRUMP IS HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=xsH3xj49PkA

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>ywn marry gopnik Melanija Knavs

*ahem*

Trump will lose 2020

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>I don't know what's going on there desu
Heroin abuse, a hell lot of prostitution, no access to condoms and a fucking huge amount of drunk Russians.
Haiti tier.

Avenatti is going to be disbarred. He is in big trouble.

>WaPo posts the back of Kellyanne
>No front picture of Kellyanne

This is fucking BULLSHIT

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FUCK YOU
死了一千人

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FUCKING JEJ

>youtube.com/watch?v=xsH3xj49PkA
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TRUMP LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE

a-woo!

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she cute

TRUMP IS LIVE!!!

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Reminder
Chyna is skyrocketing
The West is collapsing

Do the math

>giving #pizzagate credit
Why would a KGB nigger do this?

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Oh my

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>I think it's terrible if you go with what Hillary is saying in the ninth month you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother

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Stealing webms I see

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>nigger that massive
I love this place

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Pastaleaf has been pretty shit lately. Remember when he posted quality pasta?:
>watching Black Panther at the movies
>intense fighting scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls

I like how I can just assume all leafs are chinese, and it works at least half the time

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Sorry mate, I'm making a collection to shit on them every day if I need to. Chink shills need the bullet.

THEY STOPPED WTF

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Ok

>Chyna is skyrocketing
>The West is collapsing
What's this, 1980 again? China is now Japan? 1960 again and China is now the USSR?

Goblin Camp Live Stream

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>fuck Americans
Good Comrade.

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OK i'm planning on going on a date with this girl, but I'm a little concerned...how is she the same here... and...

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i've noticed ever since Canada legalized weed PastaLeaf hasn't really been here

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I had to learn Chinese insults because Asians bullied me in high school

>fuck Jow Forums they give shit advice every time

...here

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>against her wishes
So she could have said something to anyone that she didn’t want that. The media has breathlessly entertained her and she wrote a book. At no point didn’t she mention that’s not what she wanted? How about, she’s a compulsive liar.

From Senator Rubio's Press Office: Great to meet with the next Senator from #Florida, @FLGovScott! Excited for us to work together in the Senate to benefit the Sunshine State.

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did Ronald Reagan and the CIA for introduced crack into black neighborhoods?

No problem lel

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No

Pig disgusting. MySpace angle vs reality. 2/10, wouldn't pork

Angles, Photoshop and cupcakes. Lots of cupcakes

lol, rekt

I made a scientific graph to help with the visualization

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Can Stormy sue Avernati?

>did Ronald Reagan and the CIA for introduced crack into black neighborhoods?
Wasn't crack a 1988+ thing?

Of course

Norge singing is rather cute.

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HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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>2 R senators
>R governor
>R state legislature
>not a red state

It's called a "fat girl angle shot."

They take the picture from a high angle to create the illusion that they don't have gross neckfat.

>atheistic materialism will win!
Because it wasn't true Socialism!(TM)

they been good nigga

Prepare for merge into Mosins on Mars timeline.

yes chuna dum dum post funny meme webms more

WHY ARE PEOPLE WEARING COLD SEASON CLOTHES, IT'S HOT AS FUCK HERE

DRUMPF MIGHT PARDON MANAFORT

I have a better one for you. Pic related

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Thank you!

Funny thing is, Japan overtook them again
>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-08-03/china-dethroned-by-japan-as-world-s-second-biggest-stock-market
Yeah I know (((Bloomberg))) but still, even they're sweating bullets.

The CIA is its own country at this rate.

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I'm in shorts and a tshirt.
>t. Washington

M8 I had a foot of snow today

shes gained a lot of weight...

Ready for another comfy Cold War

>Daily reminder to stay the fuck away from ANYTHING UKRAINE

FTFY

she gained weight, user

Get better standards.

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>What has happened today?
Nothing remarkable

> How have threads been?
Too fast and unremarkable

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based and redpilled

crack, i dunno, but they certainly did import a ton of heroin and cocaine

That Global News stream of the tree lighting keeps screwing the pooch. Here is an alternate

>abcnews.go.com/live/video/special-live-3?cid=HP_LB_THUMB

there's something wrong with this photo....they both look...weird

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This is one of the best Kellyanne pictures to date. Just marvelous.

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