ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock Russia is going to invade Ukraine holy shit balls. I feel like I’m going to puke. Why the fucking fuck is Putin doing this? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Putin to be a nice young lad and a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really a good man because these news say so good things about him and the videos on him he is so cute why the frikken shit balls is he doing this? This is so fucked.

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>I want a future to believe in
you have one.

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Top fucking Kek mate, those first few lines had me howling.

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>ng breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Putin to be a nice young lad and a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really a good man because these news say so good things about him and the videos on him he is so cute why the frikken shit balls is he doing this? This is so fucked.

>Chicken Nuggets
You almost had me there, user

You better masturbate to calm yourself Jonny.

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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. MY MOM CAME INTO MY ROOM TO BRING ME A PLATE OF CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I LITERALLY SCREAMED AT HER AND HIT THE PLATE OF CHICKEN NUGGETS OUT OF HER HAND. SHE STARTED YELLING AND SWEARING AT ME AND I SLAMMED THE DOOR ON HER. I’M SO DISTRESSED RIGHT NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT TO MY MOM BUT I’M LITERALLY IN SHOCK RUSSIA IS GOING TO INVADE UKRAINE HOLY SHIT BALLS. I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO PUKE. WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS PUTIN DOING THIS? THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING. I’M HAVING A FUCKING BREAKDOWN. I DON’T WANT TO BELIEVE THE WORLD IS SO CORRUPT. I WANT A FUTURE TO BELIEVE IN. I WANT PUTIN TO BE A NICE YOUNG LAD AND A FINE EXAMPLE TO US ALL. I CANNOT FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS, I THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY A GOOD MAN BECAUSE THESE NEWS SAY SO GOOD THINGS ABOUT HIM AND THE VIDEOS ON HIM HE IS SO CUTE WHY THE FRIKKEN SHIT BALLS IS HE DOING THIS? THIS IS SO FUCKED. JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Sorry user u a kill count for Putin now

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yea this is a good one thanks

How can the receivers enjoy this?

Good, Nuclear war will kill of Islam in Britain in a single stroke - then from the ashes of our cities a new pheonix will arise!

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>I thought he was really a good man
a good man protects his people with force if necessary.

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what did i do

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come on user, you call them nuggies, not nuggets

>A FUCKING LEAF

This is normal according to modern society

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Janny cant stop me
Mods cant ban me

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Newfag

It's like the big bug from starship troopers.

>chicken paste.
My mom just buys me beer.

A chicken nugget just flew over my house

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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HOLY SHIT YELLOWSTONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IT'S HAPPENING

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