PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE RISE AND FALL EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Natl Christmas Tree Lighting ceremony 11/28/18
youtu.be/yNC66n2umh4
>FLotUS Melania @Liberty University 11/28/18
youtu.be/wwJBenHUhkA
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Lithuanian DM Karoblis 11/28/18
dvidshub.net/video/643646
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis outside Pentagon 11/28/18
youtu.be/1n1Ps3SRFwk
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis gives Rino a paper 11/28/18
dvidshub.net/video/643642
>StratComCdr USAFGen Hyten on Deterrence 11/28/18
dvidshub.net/video/643572
>SoS Pompeo outside Senate Chambers 11/28/18
youtu.be/_9FlHbfMkOQ
>ActingAG Whitaker Announces Memphis Gun Crime Taskforce 11/28/18
youtu.be/I0ssP-EdyUg
>DepAG Rosenstein Press Brief on Hackers 11/28/18
c-span.org/video/?455124-1
>DoJ Injun Month Celebration 11/28/18
youtu.be/fLr96Cp4BpM
>FEDChair Powell @NYEconClub 11/28/18
youtu.be/omYXZSzlqqo
>DoJ @House on Fed Prison Mgmt 11/28/18
c-span.org/video/?455097-1
>SpiceDaddy on FoxNews 11/28/18
youtu.be/hN2zBHpcnzM
>DoD @CSIS on Air&Missile Defense 11/26/18
c-span.org/video/?454842-2
>Corey/David on FBN 10/27/18
youtu.be/LwlHINT3ml0
>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady @Red Cross 11/27/18
c-span.org/video/?455057-1/
>America1stAd: Build The Wall 11/27/18
youtu.be/10zbay7Xrak
>America1stAd: Michelle 11/27/18
youtu.be/4STPhrDxwv8
>DHSSec Nielsen on Hannity 11/27/18
youtu.be/4rYzRDjF2vI

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MAGA

where were you when this goblin due tried to charge the border?

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MAGA

Awoo

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checked

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I'm still mad those fags in Hawaii got to experience what it felt like to have the world ending even if it was only for 20 minutes.

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What a sassy response... love it!
> twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule/status/1067960811157667840
> twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule/status/1067953878459666432

Where is the wall

HAIL TRUMP

HAIL OUR PEOPLE

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Those things are so cool

AWOO~

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Video footage of goblin camp near port a potties and showers. Already flooded and rain has not begun to fall yet. Expecting heavy rain tomorrow. Infectious disease anyone?

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i want one.

who can tell me what's odd about the area indicated by the arrow?

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SCOTUS IS GOING TO SHOAH CIVIL ASSET FORFEITURE

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twitter.com/alisguerra8/status/1067970780330250241

Mods have outright DISABLED reporting. Shitposting is ramping up to 2016 election night levels the same night Trump leaves the Christmas Tree ceremony without a word.

Something YUGE has happened and (((they))) are fucking terrified the info will be dumped here.

USE THE CATALOG. The info is either here or will be shortly. DO NOT LET THEM SLIDE IT.

Carriers of Leprosy. How cool is that?

>ywn have a riot and breakdown of society right before a falsely reported nuclear annihilation
why even live, bros?

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MAGA!

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If the spics secure the touchdown, will they still be dragged back

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that you made it into some weird meterogical graph

DEATH TO CPL AND STORMY D

>that banter
topkek

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ZzzZ
WaaCHOW

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Shut up nigger.

Not clear if they push them back across the border, turn them into Mexican Federal Police, or detain them. My guess is just push them back.

Oh that's very great.

Solid kek.

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Avenatti you're firedatti.

>Mods have outright DISABLED reporting. Shitposting is ramping up to 2016 election night levels the same night Trump leaves the Christmas Tree ceremony without a word.

>Something YUGE has happened and (((they))) are fucking terrified the info will be dumped here.

>USE THE CATALOG. The info is either here or will be shortly. DO NOT LET THEM SLIDE IT.

>9 minute wait
Burn the constitution and start over

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A Daily Reminder for President Trump
Make English the established National Language of the United States. Since this has always been an unwritten rule make it a written one.
Roll back all considerations for bilinguistics in school, informational handouts and plaques, or work and industry related requirements.
> they learn the english language or they get the fuck out
> most of the world knows english anyway if they came from a proper schooling system, so it shouldnt be a big deal at all

G O R S U C H

> resaling
im reeeeal low on money frien'
like hardly ever have more than 20 in my pocket
live in the woods, at least the cops dont run me off

none of these creative doors have opened for me
but then again I did say god is making sure I get what I need through miraculous means
I guess that means im only going to get opportunities im supposed to use. What works for others doesnt work for me, vice versa.

Im bound from begging though, I cant panhandle and unironically my community passed an ordinance that made it a hefty fine to even try it. So I never had that chance, but I was never up for that kinda thing anyway.
> if ive got to panhandle to survive there's no point to it, literally, not even to stretch for a couple years

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Nailed it.

But muh "situation"

whoa! those axis are not labeled!

the y axis is turnout (that's a hint)

what do you think about areas that experience 100% turnout?

Gorsuch has yet to disappoint. Stellar choice by the President.

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>Make English the established National Language of the United States.
Yes, THIS Please!

FREE AND FAIR PRESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's just not fair. I want to be told by the emergency broadcast system that nukes in twenty and that I have no hope of escaping.

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the piss tapes are real

is this used by a fan of Trump or by trump/aide of him?

I'm guessing civil asset forfiture is something that was put in place to punish criminals but is instead mostly used by the govt to fuck normal citizens out of their property?

STROMY DANGLES CONTINUES TO BTFO OF AVIENTE

ITS OVER

STROMY WILL BE /OURGIRL/ IN A WEEKS TIME SCREAM CAP THIS

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seconded

Isn't it much better to be the creepy porn lawyer than the creepiest porn star stalker/fucker

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>jews trump china
OY

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i can be your emergency broadcast system and tell you that nukes are coming in twenty minutes and you have no hope of escaping... if you want...

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Bill Clinton pissing on underage prostitutes with his best pal Jeffrey Epstein?

>I cant panhandle and unironically my community passed an ordinance that made it a hefty fine to even try it
I would never debase myself to charity
But yeah, takes money to make money, and it takes intuition.
I.E. they're going to ban bumpstocks so if you move in on that market you can make bank in the next 2 weeks.

It's like if they find a weed plant in your house they get to take the house because it's a weed lab now.

I love Tuck's title cards

>ywn be that Hawaii user that fucked his sister over the emergency broadcast
It hurts a bit every day.

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>tfw Trump uses the White House teleporter to grief the Press Pool

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>israel great news tonight

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and i can run around screaming in the background if yall need

Sounds like the case.

We aren't actually gonna go to war with Russia over Ukraine, are we?

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#Basta has been literally cursed by Trump.
The last months have been crushing defeat after crushing defeat for him.

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yes
but it really does fuck over actual criminals also

like you`ve never stalked a pornstar.

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not a chance

No.

yeah but you get black stuff all over your armor

These dumbasses are just getting the border closed again and piss off the mexicans even more

no Trump paid prostitutes to pee on obama's hotel bed

this is common knowledge

>Mods have outright DISABLED reporting.
Works on my machine. ;)

Is that his dick?

Post /comfy/ Christmas music.
Pic very much related.
>Drumpfy the orange faced president
>had a very orange face
>and if you ever saw him
>you would even say he (((glows)))
>All of the other countries
>Used to laugh and call the US names
>they never let stupid Drumpfy
>join in any international Games
>Then one foggy Christmas Eve
>Mueller came to say
>"Drumpfy with your treason so bright,
>won't you get impeached tonight?"
>Then all the countries loved the US
>that they shouted out with Glee
>Drumpfy the orange faced president
>you'll go down in history!

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i only wish, i've been blueballed about WWIII killing me ever since i've had conscious memory

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It's just not the same.
Living the dream.

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I room with a bunch of Chinese exchange students that are all female, I wouldn't mind a mini boxer rebellion

>Trump paid prostitutes to pee on obama's hotel bed
Assuming true, This is wrong how?

>PM'd you the fix

Where is the impeachment?

This. It's all deflection. The Mueller thing was just power preservation by the establishment - an alliance of the losers, neocons and proggies.

your mom let a horse fuck her

this is common knowledge

Jesus F. Christ, I just finished reading the three-part Miami Herald investigative piece about that kike Jeffrey Epstein's degeneracy

I need a shower, /ptg/

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see, unlike some fucking commies even if im disadvantaged and need gibs ill still make the right choice even if it fucks me over
because its the right choice
> I voted for trump
> I didnt even know the results because the buildings I go to for wifi were closed by that time
> I was out in the cold sleeping in my blankets under my shelter
> ...but I could hear the roar of some people in the distance on the street shouting that trump had won
> rather than sleep easily, I was too excited

also pic related winterchan
bring it on

I dont have a bank account.
I cant buy anything online, I cant even buy a Jow Forums pass, for what its worth.
> then again, nobody should be making financial transactions over the internet, or trying to sell shit on computers either. Impractical maybe but its the truth.
Not having an address to ship it to kinda sorta also gets in the way of that. Ive got a place I can technically write down as my addy but theres no way I could get packages there. Not a bump stock especially.

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If you read Russian history and Jewish migration patterns from the Ukrainian area, there’s a surprising amount of bloodshed and strife for control of that area since the 1500s.
Oh don’t be such a baby just walk through it- it won’t hurt. The rocks we threw just got recolored slightly that’s all.

it's okay, user...
the world will end for real soon, don't worry

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Why does your country suck so much?

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I believe the elites are going to start a war with Russia using Ukraine as a proxy, because Trump is close to destroying them all. They need a distraction and something to delay to stop themselves being outed and going to jail.

Ukraine is supported by the world's Communist Marxist elites - the United States Deep State, the EU.

That lucky motherfucker. Goddamn it. Why even live?

Looks like Stormy got the bill from Trump and CPL spent the crowd raised money.

yep

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tl;dr

Fuck ukraine and fuck ukies.

i read the entire thing this morning, too. a serious blackpill experience

Link!

youtube.com/watch?v=QAxmoP70WMY

ayy lmao

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Um Russia and America cannot fight unless you want to bask in nuclear radiation.

yup. then he tried to open another one to cover his ass and she busted him lel

what a guy.
love it.
i have never heard that....got a sauce for that steak?

What is it about maple syrup that makes people suck so much dick?

The trick with real criminals is proving that they own ANYTHING. My job is based around civil judgements (child support and alimony mostly) and most guys on my caseload, while not criminals per se, are total dirtbags who (on paper) don't own shit. Bank account? That's his mom's. Apartment and all the shit inside? That's his girlfriend's (along with the car too). It's a real pain in the dick.