Be half white, half asian

>be half white, half asian
>small chin, brown eyes and tiny penis

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Sounds like peak humanity to me

It's HAPAning.

I would kill myself if I looked like that.

I have very blue eyes and I think brown eyes look better.

CHecked and keked

I pity your life

Unbased and niggerpilled

sounds about right

I'm gay and I think they look more attractive in a white partner. What's wrong with that

>tiny penis
HAHAHAHHAHAA

Wow that's ugly. Off yourself Wii

lets see the tiny penis

eh. i'm 6'4 genius iq, with a penis above average. i feel pretty happy, desu. i'm sorry about your insecurities.

It's 10 cm in erection and 1-2 cm soft, i don't want to show pic

>genius iq
lmfaoooo

born to suck dick and take it up the ass

Pale whites with brown eyes are attractive as fuck. Natural blondes with brown eyes are god tier.

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eh, pretty decent size honestly. prob a bit bigger than mine

literally looks like mine

Jesus, I'd neck myself if i were you.

i'm here all night.

>under 3.5" flaccid

consider suicide

Be 5 foot 8 celtic germanic 8 inch cock green eues beautiful hair but arrogant and in youth abused cocaine which accelerate early hairloss and now have receding hairline taking away my pride and enjoy but still high IQ and income but discouraged w women from hair loss

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That feeling when your shaft is bigger than your thumb nail.

>feelsgoodman.jpeg

Just show it, everyone's got one. No big deal

Come to Halifax Canada and you'll get all the big hairy uncut cock to suck you want

>tfw every girl has said i have a big penis

bitches don't know how to measure

Kys subhuman

Dont listen to hoes. My bitch told me my dick was like 7 and im sub 3inch. The mouth on the cunt

r hapas

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You just sound like a faggot to me cheif

no thanks

it looks sort of like a penis, only much much smaller

mine is actually 7 inches, how big would she rate it ?

>Be white and have decently good-looking white parents.
>Be fat most of your life into your early twenties.
>Finally decide to lose some weight because you want to live past 50.
>Exercise/practice heavily-improved eating habits and lose about 60 pounds (230 to 170).
>You're looking (relatively) good!
>Develop a receding hairline and a huge bald spot.
>Decide "fuck it" and shave your head.
>Look like a fucking ogre without hair.

It hurts everyday. So goddamn much. At least the asians have fucking HAIR.

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You look fine, don’t listen to the neckbeards here who probably have hapa sons themselves shamefully regurgitating this shit. You’re pretty white looking to begin with, go get bleached, your kids will probably look full white like Keanu; quapa is the best possible Chad mix.

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This. You just need to lift

One day you may

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reported for underage /b/

Ladies and Gentlemen
We got em

Ruh oh

Post a picture of your self. We will see who is uglier... Waiting

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Not the guy who you're wanting but here you go.

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that's not actually OP, the dude in the pic posted that on Jow Forumshapas a couple of years ago

do everyone a favor and sterilize urself

Maybe I'm 1/16 Asian or something because I look like a white version of you.
>WE WUZ SAMURAIZ 'N SHEEIT MUTHAFUCKA!

Sorry buddy, maybe when you want kids ask one of your white family members to use there sperm to have a kid!

grow hair long, take estrogen, be a cute trans girl

I’d say that’s average flaccid length, maybe slightly above. Not bad

This, it's not too late to be a good ladyboym

>5'8"
Manlet

uhhhh....... guise ?

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coke didn't do shit to your hair. it's just called genetics

kek

El ogre americano...

Not bad at all. Fucking smile, Exuding confidence and slay pussy. I don't see a problem here. Currently 7/10. work out more and men become more handsome as we age(Northern Euro Heritage like you)

I actually do smile in photos more now. However, I also look like literal onions.

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Also, Protip: when you get older your may start to get some extra eye brow hairs. Just pluck them out with a nice set of tweezers. The nigger that 56%'ted you is a moron.
t. Physical Anthropology major in collage.
Remember user, Male Pattern Baldness is a Nordic trait. Get more jacked and she will be waiting.

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Goddamn rotationary bullshit

College.

Show same angle as first pic with hat off and smiling.

Don't have a good enough pic of that, and I'm too lazy to try to match shit up to that one. Have this retard pic of me instead.

I was kinda smiling in the first pic (or I thought so at the time.

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Work out, get yourself a 7/10 girl and be happy. The chasing of status is for the most part pointless, no one will remember you for slaying pussy in your 20s but they will for being a good father.

You're gonna be fine, Bro.

Flaccid size largely irrelevant, what are your erect numbers?

Rarely a Keanu will emerge with the best qualities of both, but 99.9% of the time a pure white or a pure Asian is objectively superior to a hapa.

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well at least the whites that fucked the asian women will have lived fulfilling lives, who cares if their hapa kid will go through hell growing up