Does the secret service really collect the President's poop to keep his poop confidential?

Does the secret service really collect the President's poop to keep his poop confidential?

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Yes. There's secret poop vault on level B4 of the White House.

Of course.
Imagine if we were the only country that didn't do that. We would be left behind

Yes.
-Operator of the presidential septic vault

This is correct. I have purchased several specimens of ex president poopies. It is available once the MIC leaves office.

Confirmed.

>mom finds the presidential cumporium
NOOOO ITS OVER!!!

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only in foreign countries, the big T floats in the same sewer as yours friend

in my homeland we rub it on our faces and all vote in unison

if he didn't I could clone him and replace him.
Good Work Secret Service.

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I'm looking forward to visiting the Trudeau Scatatorium. Please tell me that's going to happen.

Make it So.

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Engage.

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That really wouldve only taken his nose off

its more of a nightly ritual, we are very family orientated. When we discuss gender options we check our lottery for the opportunity to recieve our glorious leader's feces for a facial mask

Does it make your face smooth as an indian's buttocks?

Eh, it looks like it's kinda at an internal angle. I think it would have gone almost straight up at about an inch depth or so. Regardless, still not a preferable way to commit sudoku.

Kike scat obsession is a real thing.

>behind
Hahahahahahaha

>not having 7 leaders

Must suck, we have a mask for every day of the week

based and brownpilled

yes. indians might steel very important secrets