I’m not ashamed of my body

I’m not ashamed of my body.

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well, you should be

You should be.

uwu

yikes

Reminds me of Scarecrow from The Dark Knight

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Is this the same guy larping about being deported? Jesus man, you really are looking for some attention man.

Don't talk about my new bf like that

The hell is wrong with your dick?

>I'm getting my son circumcised cause it just looks better.

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>it's healthier goy

Reposting faggot. Nobody cares about you.

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it looks like your dick is rotting away sir

Jesus christ, did a Muslim throw acid at your dick because it dishonored his family. Was this an honor killing attempt?

Melted in the shower or something?

>Jesus christ, did a Muslim throw acid at your dick because it dishonored his family. Was this an honor killing attempt?

lol looks like a botched circumcision

what are those white bumps along the shaft?

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it looks like some chtulu tendril or some other scary creepy thing

its like, to me:
"'OHN 'MEHSHRULLLITH?!'"
O.o

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That shit looks like a monster from a Doom vidya

>That head

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jew dicks are repulsive

kek holy shit

Pretty sure that in some states you can have cosmetic surgery for that, and it would be covered under health care.

>be cutfag
>have to dig out nuggets of dead skin and sebum from your dick holes
>holes are a vector for disease, increasing chances of STIs
>"a-anteater" *mumbles something about what women prefer*
>probably doesn't even hold resentment towards his parents

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What penis defect does OP suffer from?

I'm no doctor, but the tip of your dick shouldn't look like a GI Joe that was melted with a magnifying glass on a hot summer day.

Circumcitus

Weird ass Freddy Krueger looking dick what the fuck man

Did you fuck a bottle of acid?

Your dickhead looks like the inside of fresh baked sourdough bread.

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>go to hospital, get dick mutilated
>go back to hospital ...

Jesus Christ. Is this the kikes fault too?

always remember, jews did this to you

Who did this?

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>seinfeldyoushouldbe.jpg

Did your dick look into the Ark of the Covenant?

It's the Freddie Kruger of small dicks. Did the rabbi pass on his herp at the post circumcision dick sucking ceremony?

The head of your penis looks like concrete that wasn't vibrated when poured to get the bubbles out, then cured.

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lul this thread is a gold mine

Kill yourself

Looks like the doc cut you too close

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Dr. Kellogg thought if enough pain and trauma was inflicted on an infant during circumcision, the kid would associate pain with masturbation.

It looks like a Dark Souls enemy

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Son?

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QUAID

START THE REACTOR

kys immediately, user!

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I have a botched circumcision too. Not like that, but still rather annoying. I'd kill the doctor who did that to me.

Looks like your dick got caught by that spider on your way to Mount Doom.

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Your dick looks like some archaic wind instrument that was played by a long lost culture. By blowing into your urethra and covering certain holes, a soft beautiful tone is created.

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Mine kinda looks like this senpai except bigger

It's okay girls don't care

hair follicles ready to become shaft pubes

Normally you use a knife to perform a circumcision, not industrial strength acid.

my circumjewtilated diclit looks disgusting it should be locked in a cage, i deserve to be force feminized and turned in to a khazar milkers gf (((male))) for superior White men with foreskins

OH NO NO NO

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I thought I was done playing Bloodborne but OP drags me right back in.

Fuckun good lookin dick op. I'd throat

kek

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What the fuck happened to your cock, OP? Did you stick your dick in a fire when you we're 8? If you did, you're fucking retarded.

See if it lights...

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