*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

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I want to kill this.

daily reminder if you don't own any of the following:

>german shepherd
>lab
>small-game small hunters like terriers, dachsunds
>beagles

then you are a pitbull nigger lover and you should kys

Because you're a subhuman sandnigger savage.

I have a cavalier king charles spaniel

>tfw own all you mentioned

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*BARK* *BARK*

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who was in the wrong?

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SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP! YOU ASSHOLE SHLOP SHLOP!

Shlop this kike

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Looks like my dog.

She’ll kill you and all of the faggot dogs you listed

Yeh but the rest of the world wants you dead
-your mother and father

>*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
what the hell man

That's how they spell it in German. That's how you tell a German "hound" from a proper dog.

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wooOOoooOooo
*drools on your lap*

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I own two Rhodesian Ridgebacks. They will kill you, your dogs and a lion

That dog had to have been abused. Labradors never act like that.

>not working breeds

Got 2 huntaways and 4 heading dogs

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Based and dogpilled my dude.

Only a sith deals in absolutes

Are you afraid of dogs? I was because I grew up around the kind that drolls wider than your shoe laces.

But dogs are OK. They like you back and want to be dominated, which is a bit of an odd idea if you grew up like a little bitch.

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i'd rather have a lion than a dog.

thank u pupper
kek has bless u

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>he doesnt include the greatest dog breed for all times
kill yourself you subhuman plebian

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I want to kill you. I want to put my hands around your neck and watch as the light in your eyes goes out.

>He doesn't own 2 shelties
Why even live?

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>shelties
literally queer border collies

Cats are better because they are self sustainable and more chill

And that's a good thing

>tfw adopted daschund that was owned by niggers
>they abused the fuck out of her
>you can feel where her ribs were broken, probably due to being kicked
>she's onery as fuck
>only took up with me because I'm sedentary
>tfw she's getting old, think she's about 15 or so now
>she just sits under my desk and growls at other dogs/people that come into my room

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>they are self sustainable
dogs aren't?
>more chill
my cat freaks out every day and runs around all wide eyed and attacks my pillows and shit. no chill

Aww, what a good boi

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Getting a yellow lab in February
Drown all the DinduDogs

With dogs you need to do so much shit its not pet anymore its like growing up a child. Cats sleep most their lifetime and when they are awake they do stupid shit its fun

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omg same UWU

BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB

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>*splash* *splash* *splash*
based and woofwoofpilled

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>blurs out number
>after posting it
bruh I wouldn't have even looked if you didn't delete it
also
>living in california

fuck off Sochi

Fuck u my dood T. 11 years old English staffy mastiff Ridge back mix

Can I get a pick, that sounds like a big dog.

I fucking love Canadian porn. Just look at that bitch getting her tongue wet! Just imagine rubbing her behind the ears. Oh yeah!

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*pic

don't be mean to my dog or my shitty state

Border collies are smart as fuck, both nz sheepdogs descend from them the huntaways selected for instinct to move sheep with their deep bark rather than their eye, mixed with doberman and other large dogs to improve their size and bark, and heading dogs which are basically a border collie bred for short hair and on working ability

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Pitbulls have the buggest dicks of all dogs

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>border collie bred for short hair
now that's a good dog

4roor
He's short and fat like a staffy but has a functional Ridge back and the blacc nose muzzle of a mastiff
Doglets when will they learn

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based royalist dog

>giving shit about how big your dogs dick is
Compensation by proxy
My dogs face when

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Good boy

It was a joke. Cute pupper tho

I hope you die in recovery from a fire, weeks after your burnt and die alone in a fucking bubble with no human contact.

Fucking shitskins

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I thought blacks were afraid of water

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Hey man, so not cool.

Cheers cunt he's getting old based staffymix

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Fuck you. This place is so shitty now thanks to fags like you.

WHITER THAN YOU MUHAMMAD

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I thought Canadian posters all being Chinese was a meme.

*SCHLOPPEN*

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>not recognizing the thumbnail

>t. leaf

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>not owning the most majestic of them all: the borzoi.

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I own a beagle but they fucking suck. Domestically their nose is only good for getting into EVERYTHING in the house. She also whines like a bitch and has to wear a bark shock collar because she sounds like she's being brutally attacked when someone walks their dog behind our fence.

lel Hi mods, u aslip? lel high!, lel
top quality
super like wow
woof
roof
COSMIC
LOL

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top thread

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Springer Spaniel FTW

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What a surprise, Muhammad.

>Tfw rat terriers
Feels good not having snakes,rats,cats, moles or foxes in my yards

Those fingers look Portugese

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I hope that arrow fell straight down

I've been bit by every dog known to man expect pitbulls. It ain't the dog. It's the niggers that own them. People use to love them but the niggerized inbreeding has killed their species. Same with Rottweilers.

kek is that a scar ?

nice thread nerd
checkem

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I own two belgian malinois, which basically are a combination of the four dogs you listed

/top/ *schlop*

Yes I fell through a glass door when I was a kid

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master race

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The shitty manlet spic trainer

This. My pitbull is actually too soft.

How does one “fall through” a glass door as a child?

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holy shit that's a big fucking scar
was it a deep wound ?
you could get a qt by making up a story in where you fought off about 10 niggers to save an old lady from getting robbed

>with dogs you need to do so much shit
I am a former NEET who started a dogsitting business, and honestly it doesn't feel like work even when I have 10 dogs.

I make good money too, all to hang out with dogs instead of humans

german pointer x border collie
mutt pride

based and terrierpilled

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Based and schlop-pilled. Pic is my new pupper, got him 2 months ago.

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I own a horse

Front door of our house, used to have a basketball net and I'd run up the stairs to get high enough jump to dunk, tripped one time, 13 stitches and then broke the stitches playing football a few days later at school

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>I want to kill this.

Why because it's probably fucked more women than you?

Aussie Shepherd best doggo

>intelligent
>incredibly loyal
>working breed

The real white man's dog.

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Fucking awesome dogs. I am trying to find one where I live.

That last *schlop* was LSD.

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>compensation by proxy
>my face when
>uses dog's face
>my

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