CANADA thread. Post reasons why it’s better than America

A school shooting would be quicker.

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Better Coca-Cola

canadians are simply unarmed, polite versions of americans, real canucks dont need firearms. just the other morning i chased a black bear from my apple orchard with a hockey stick, then i raped his kid ... needless to say the bears are traumatized, PETA is now picketting my farm ... buts its all good, no laws were broken, and that hoes bear and her brat wont be back again

>more than 2 political parties
but no palpatable difference between any of thier policies
>socialized medicine
if you dont mind waiting five years for a plaster cast
>doesnt drone strike children and hospitals
pays ten million to known terrorists who do it for us
>doesnt suck Israel's cock
highest per capita jew population in the world outside israel
>doesnt try to go to overthrow the government of every country in central and south america
cant even overthrow thier own government
>doesnt capitulate to oil companies to allow drilling in the arctic
yeah just tears up half of alberta/saskatchewan with wells, not the artic .. thats where the worlds largest open pit diamond mine is located!

face it, we're totally fucked

Shut up OP. Canada is a shit hole. Our entire nation has a perpetual smugness that we are better than Americans for literally no reason. Canadians are just as gross, ugly and autistic as the average American. The only people who have any right to smugness are the prairies. Toronto is a shit hole. Brampton is a shit hole. Vancouver is a shit hole. And Quebec hasn't deported all their Haitians yet. Get me out.

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I agree with you there Alberta and Saskatchewan are the only good things in Canada.

I wish Canada and the US didn't both have meme leaders and we could go back to being buds

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Canada has a modern day prophet as its leader

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Stranger hold the door open for you, and if they don't they feel ashamed.

>People are better looking.
Not really true. We're skinnier but we have less blondes cause there were more scandisnowniggers migrating to the states per capita compared to Canada, and anglo-scots are a lot darker than most north europeans (they're pretty dark considering that they're at such a high latitude on the isles). America has way way more bimbo looking women that 99% of men want to smash if they could.

murica is good for cheap gas and beer at every cornerstore and gastation.

they also have baseball and jack-in-thebox.

They do not have Ketchup Chips. Fuck america

Thank you, this is the best post we could have to represent the end of what was a decent culture. I hope we are annexed by the USA in my life time.

It`s the perfect storm

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I find Canada to be a very beautiful looking country, there is so many landscapes and variety of environments. Canada is very comfy. Hockey is a great sport to get into and play. Canada is the only country that I give a fuck about other than the US. They’re our kinder and level headed bros, our FOIL more so than England with how people lead on.

Hockey is great. But our entire existence and culture relies on you... The USA is the only country I give a fuck about other than Canada because we are the 51st state.

Hockey is great. But our entire existence and culture relies on you... The USA is the only country I give a fuck about other than Canada because we are the 51st state.

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Cities suck in Alberta for the most part.

don’t worry Canabro Trump will save you from the utter cuckholdry of Trudeau. Since US is basically a representation of the world, I wouldn’t put it past Canada to get a conservative lite candidate. I mean something has to give, you guys are like Florida with crazy ass laws everyday. Only God and a Red Wave can save you. Canada is too rich in history and too beautiful of a country to be lost by retard leftists.

The food is reasonably priced!

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dog blowjobs, weed, and loss leaders

highest number of jews and blackpilled per capita

Yeah right bud Canada is basically a jack booted thug government with a bunch of well meaning Canadians who are ignorant to just how draconian their government is. It’s one of the biggest police states on earth. We have some of the most draconian laws against free speech up here. But Canada has the touchy feely neo-liberal surface of a supposed democracy. The government monitors everything. Canada is one of the most oppressive regimes in the world we’re just very good at hiding it. There’s government spies all over the streets.
youtu.be/xPRXB-cDxhI

It is not so warm there... We have here 5g celsius right here and it is comfy without wearing a jacket outside... -20 without wind is the best weather possible

We dont want you. Resources yes, but your people are just absolutely terrible.

CSIS hires our best manjaws
youtube.com/watch?v=DES9mJe1pM8&t=12s

years ago i would have said "no niggers" but..

>highest per capita jew population in the world outside israel
This can’t be right. Last time I Checked, America was around 2% Jewish and Canada is around 1% Jewish.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_population_by_country

yeah, we're 3rd after Israel, US

4th behind Gibraltar but still pretty bad wow.

What are “manjaws”? Lesbians?

Friendly reminder to get your firearm license.

howtogetagun.ca/

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>burger trys to start a bait thread about how great canada is
>canadians show up in force to say how shit things are here

good
fuck race mixers, fuck niggers, and fuck minorities

im sorry, i couldnt read your post as i was busy sucking Israel's cock

also canadian gov totally in bed with big oil you deluded twat

dog blowie joey's

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>socialized medicine

Fuck this meme. I have a fucking tumor in my neck that grew 2cm in a year and I have to wait 6 months for another appointment with my specialist. I'm paying ridiculous taxes for this shit. I'm currently looking at going to the US and paying out of my pocket to get a quicker diagnosis.