/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STARS AND STRIPES EDITION

jesus man everyone knows you need a good chaser, I personally like ammonia, it really compliments the taste.

so the slow news days are going to continue into january huh? everything sleems on slow mode right now.

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>Earbleeds
That is pretty concerning desu

eustachian tube infection? pressure change? idk stick a cork everywhere and it might work. also, you may need a humidifier.

Yes

Probably a fungal infection.
>pic re

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Yes. See a doctor or at least an urgent care clinic.

Christ that's awful - if someone had a firearm wouldn't you shoot the tiger again when it tried to re-approach?

Can I get a /qrd/ on why everyone's acting like Mueller wrote a 278-page essay on why Trump is the God-Emperor?

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Will it be slow? I think GOP has some things to work on before they lose the House, there could be developments on
>caravan
>Brazil (bolsonaro getting in soon)
>Mexico (AMLO getting in soon)
>Brexit
>Yemen salt
>Kashoggi salt
>North korea (?)
Have you checked SCOTUSblog? I don't know when their session starts or ends, sometimes there's interesting cases there.

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Your head is gonna explode fampai... See doctor SOON.

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i never see people try to fight the tiger. at least go down fighting.

Uh oh. You spent too much time on Jow Forums! Your brain is too big from all of the knowledge here!

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ENT, imo. Urgent care will just give antibiotics and it's usually fungal when it's wide-spread and not killing.

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*Bzzzt*

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And of course Trump will oblige with the man he wasted his first term legislation with.

yeah not long enough, the budget battle will have the media kvetching for weeks, it'll overshadow anything else. literally only twitter fags will care.

also ice cream but only for awoos make sure you got your blankey too for max kampfert

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merry goddamn christmas Jow Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=4kJz96BpmPs

Yeah that's why I named the file that. China does have some weird laws where it's illegal to hurt or kill dangerous animals. So rural ethnic minorities often die from bear attacks and the like but if they fight against the animal, they go to jail. Could be something like that, or they're just bad shots. The earlier shots seemed accurate but then it seems like they were just trying to scare it off with noise maybe.

>LIVE
fake news. its 2am.

to be fair that does mean it's a live broadcast from RSB

merry xmas my ass
if i can't watch the classics i'm gonna shit in the sink of every major box store by eating a 12 pack of taco bell bean burritos with diablo sauce

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why the fuck is that the opening image? thats sick

Wow, just like my hero, John McCain!

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What’s going on here besides a dude being mauled?
What was the back story?

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Thanks, Jeb!

>blankey too
I have the fan blowing air in from the window but also have oil heater on. Don't ask why but it's pretty comfy although a tremendous waste of electricity.

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why do you keep making these?

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>shooting the greatest animal on earth
>day of the chopstick when

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where's this nigger's promise on the wall?

>oil heater
don't die in a fire m8

Jew bread.

Article here, matches his description.
bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-38793011

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Trump 2020, he promises he'll promises he'll get it done this time. PROMISE!

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there's no need to be antisemitic

shuttup jackass ryan said he'd get the wall after midterms, he's saying nothing now - surprising no one

read into it whatever you want

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I need to shut up because you can't handle the uncomfortable truth?

Ryan might be the greatest faker in congressional history

hand over the dubloon, we nig it for fat niggers and goblinas

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>durr is shitting blood from my orifices bad guise

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Fuck you guys. Cruz wouldn't have done this.

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I can't sleep bros.

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HP: 0
>press A to loot

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A

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Hey, at least it's not Hillary doing it, right?

now people will build illegal automatic firearms instead. good job drumpf

what the fuck

Sound like a nasty infection. Some antibiotics should clear it up. Any trouble swallowing or a cough?

4D Chess!

somebody inform the ATF immediately, I just had a tragic boating accident

Not if I can take them first.

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In a blockbuster interview, key Mueller witness and Roger Stone associate Jerome Corsi admits to MSNBC’s Ari Melber that he lied to Congress, that he tried to get stolen Clinton emails back to the Trump campaign in 2016, that he “absolutely” intended to help the Trump campaign by doing so, that he told Roger Stone about John Podesta’s emails and that his lawyers are still communicating with Trump’s legal team “as if” there is a joint legal defense. Ari Melber also presses Corsi on being a leader of the “birther movement” which Ari describes as a “total and complete lie” and asks him whether he is auditioning for a Trump pardon by bringing the subject of pardons up during the interview.

Places!

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soon

Now post the video of her crying after she got BTFO by some dude.

damn dude that's fucked up, too bad all of china doesn't have tigers running around.

Awfully quiet here, gee I wonder why?

Cause of the niggers.

everyone's getting ready to spam the get

it's late

(nervous)

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Never stopped this place before.

almost tiem

See

beep boop

inb4 it's some footfag shitposting canadians again

zoom zoom

You all ready for the war that is about to commence? My body is ready.

You should see what it's like in 4 hours, traffic grinds to a halt

do it now

dead jews

>tfw I'm all of those things but moved to America so everyone in here doesn't know I'm really a leaf

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You must go back.

I'm out before Joe posting so I wouldn't know.