Aus/pol/ crazy steve edition

>>Sarah Hanson-Young has spoken out after a magazine sparked a fierce backlash by featuring a crudely-cropped photo of her breasts.
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/business/media/a-published-letter-accused-of-slutshaming-sarah-hansonyoung-has-been-removed/news-story/c85cb33ba94150f44a8c254c05275938

>>A loophole on travel smartcards has seen commuters get away with $8m in free fares. But the train crush is getting worse.
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/report-reveals-sydneys-trains-more-crowded-millions-of-dollars-outstanding-on-opal-cards/news-story/33f5acf93147e92f79b9bb05de5cb666

That poo in loo mine will poo all over boganlanders.
In 2018, still opening new coal mine, unbelievable.

Two chicks at the same time

hell yea jobs fuck yea gonna go fifo and get me a jetski
fuck up cunt jobs fuckin dole bludge cunt haha

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hello faggots i'm back to gloat my GET

also
FUCK CALIFORNIA
FUCK NEW MEXICO
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA
AND GOD BLESS AMERICA
YOU ARE OUR GREATEST ALLY AUSBROS

Come back for the

i will, Ausbro.

bumping for my Australian brothers across the sea

Using your thread bro

Q is real

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bump

Dead shit thread. Just end it now.

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Yeah

Lads is there any worse city than Melbourne? Full of fags and chinks and fixed gear cyclists and 7/11 clerks who speak Farsi as a first language. Is there any city in Australia I can go to where this isn't the case? Tired of feeling like a minority in my own country

QLD has white people but alot of them are ICED-out, alcoholics sent crazy by the sun and are basically white trash.

What's for dinner cunts?
What we watching tonight cunts?

don't come to queensland or i'll tear your fucking arms off

Square up then cunt I'm not afraid of some backwater bogan

Fried Rice
BTTF

same in rural VIC

>Is there any city in Australia
no but you can go to cities that are slightly less worse off or find a country town

Don't fuckin get your aids blood on me you mexican poofter

>country towns
Face it, everywhere outside of the cities is the methbelt, and the cities are just BROWN'D

its pick your existential hellscape at this point.

You need to multiculture yourself asap! Melbourne is the most cultural diverse city in Australia, Shitney in comparison only has muzzies and chinks, Melbourne has EVERYTHING to enrich you 24x7.

It's time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

>Also

Bonus rage material

baka.com.au/politics/federal/the-generational-divide-that-will-shape-this-federal-election-20181128-p50iy7.html

Look to the comments for your daily dose.

yeah. you are right

this but instead of Boomers it's Liberals, Mexicans, and Californians and instead of Aus it's CO

oh shit

Gf has got us on a budget so we're eating Uni tier level dinners of woolies brand pasta and dollar cans of pesto with frozen mixed veg thrown in.
Gonna watch some American Office or the Simpsons

yeah nah mate I'll get my blood where ever the hell j want you chink fluffer

>implying I care about multiculturalism while Melb deteriorates into a wasteland of chinks and muzzies and German backpackers
Fuck mate I just want meat pies to be the main food and everyone to have a natural hair color

Thoughts about emus on a terraformed mars?

Fuck leyonhjelm why isn’t he taking notice of what Rand Paul is doing and going off about ending funding to Israel. I know leyonhjelm looks up to Rand. Why is he being such a Jew loving poof?

It really is. See this map? The countries that are red are approaching critical levels of population density.

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old mate got elected on a fluke do you really think he's gonna risk losing his seat
LDP won a seat in rural Vic tho. Hopefully they can gain some sort of prominence

He obviously wants more shekels for the upcoming federal election

I don’t want them gaining anymore prominence if they’re only going to be spergbertarians

Lol what a titlet
If she had big beautiful bosoms she would not kick up such a fussssehhhh

Nsw rural here same shit aye

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It's okay to be gay

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fuck cunts it's quiet tonight did SA have another state wide blackout or something ?

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>qld burning
>nsw justed after work
>countrywide schooles where the zoomie larve are having orgies before hatching in wage bugs
>Vic cucked
Idk been quiet lately aye which is weird should pick up around federal and upcoming stateelections?

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Got my work visa sorted and will be there to fuck your woman in 3 weeks

>havent matched with a decent bird on tinder yet
>tfw only get matches from women in their esaly 30s

Am i seriously going to have to take up a sport or do crossfit to get a bird? All o want is an art hoe that likes live music

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Probability got a shit pic I took a good o d ages back and got matches

A grinder, zesty wings, and cheesy garlic bread from a local pizza place. It might not be pretty, but it was pretty damn good! It had turkey, ham, crumbled bacon, cheddar, mozzarella, lettuce, onion, tomato, and mayo. I only had a half. A full one stretches from my first knuckle up to my elbow and costs $11. No wonder we're so fat.

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(you)

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go on

Checked
t. Culturally enriched Melbourner

not many zoomers on Aus/pol/ though it's usually military cunts that are too socially retarded to talk to real people, 30 y.o boomers, cunts from Jow Forums, 25y.o NEETs and yank poofs studying or working here in melbourne and whinging that Australian isn't like crocodile dundee

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>Lads is there any worse city than Melbourne? Full of fags and chinks and fixed gear cyclists and 7/11 clerks who speak Farsi as a first language. Is there any city in Australia I can go to where this isn't the case? Tired of feeling like a minority in my own country

its probably the most degenerate city in the world. Worse than SFO and worse than Tel Aviv.

>tried to roast mutt
>doesn’t attach or say anything
American btfo’d

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fraud it to a third world country. Brown pussy is the answer.

there was fuckin like 3-4 pages last night
everyone's probably a bit aus/pol'd out

Just accept your fate and start fucking chinks mate at least they're lusting for white men

Don't forget all the /o/ld fags
Shame auspol is dying but after irl dox ladsoc and all the other movements sort of petered out because of (them) and lefties booting ((right wingers)) out of the nationals it was inevitable
Guess I'll go back to lurking

Ah righto
Whens the nsw elections and when the Fuck is federal?

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you gotta change the difficulty settings

Ayyy where's all the bbws and Thicc milfgilfs at its all single mothers with snot nose babbies

Hmm I wonder what the weather will be like on Sunday?
>Southeast Coast area
>>daytime temperatures reaching 33 to 39.
>Winds north to northwesterly 15 to 25 km/h tending west to northwesterly 20 to 25 km/h during the day then tending northwest to northeasterly 20 to 30 km/h during the afternoon.
ahh fuck

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~30s gen y fags seem to be getting shitty because of the property bust
lmao
thought they were king shit in their $50 plain t-shirts, anklet socks and asian affordably priced suvs and knocking up a carrie bickmore tier bint
fuck urselves faggots

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I hate older gen y they are so shoved up their own asss

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Using Cms or inches would be more useful for those how don't know how long your arm is.

Shits fucked cunt the uv is off the scale back to hiding in my room like a batcunt

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i dunno man, doesn't really matter, we're in a labor era now, or on the cusp of it
berejilian might hold on, but she's pretty good in terms of modern jewy politicians

Sunny down in Syd after the shitstorm we had yesterday.

fucking emu fuckers

Good point. They say it's 18 inches (46 cm), but it looks longer than that.

>be creepy 96 year old jew
>grope young goyettes
>forcibly kiss other goyette on the mouth
>face assault charges
>claim its a result of dementia and muh holocaust trauma
>female judge dismisses the charges
>orders him to be accompanies by 'appropriate carers'
>female judge declares young women are inappropriate
>feminism lul

baka.com.au/national/nsw/vaucluse-man-96-cleared-of-indecent-assault-charges-against-carers-20181129-p50j4s.html

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you're jealous about the whole migration pact thing ain't ya? Well at least this way you'll finally be classified as a Scandinavian country signing up for mass rapefugees

If I go on a road trip from perth to sydney will I get killed

town has been covered in a thick layer of smoke for 3 days. Only just starting to lift this arve after the wind changed.

9news.com.au/2018/11/29/15/13/labor-moves-to-suspend-standing-orders-in-attack-on-part-time-parliament
>Opposition Leader Bill Shorten brought forward a motion today to launch an attack against Prime Minister Scott Morrison and the government, which has scheduled 10 days of parliamentary sittings over an eight-month period.
>10 days of parliamentary sittings over an eight-month period
Fucking wot?
How the fuck can anyone even consider re-electing this useless fucking cunt?

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I wish I was a jew.

2 leftist parties dont speak for the Estonian people and elections are behind corner emu fucker

doesn't matter now mate, you gonna get blacked

The liberal party is done, the more days they face in parilment, the more damage is done, they are finished as a party and will cease to exist after they get stomped in the next election.

fuck man the hall of cost card is unbeatable
i've had heaps of mates do it and say it's nice just never do cairns to darwin or adelaide to darwin lot's of cunts sleeping on the road and if you stop they'll rob ya

That's probably a good thing, will allow smaller parties a shot and open the eyes of conservative aussies to other options

oh and in the middle of a heatwave, two days ago it was raining ash from the sky and a day before that we coped the tail end of the dust storm.

Feel like I am playing rimworld on extreme with this cunt on.

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Jamal and Ahmed are gonna rape your country mate
what's wrong did your missus and her friends come here backpacking in cairns and darwin and got fucked by chads ? You should've attended Eastern European mens school mate

youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso

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What if the Labor party fill the vacuum of the centrist elements of the Liberal party? they will become the de-facto party, the Greens will fill the vacuum of the Labor party and will become the de-facto centre-left party, then you will have a tiny amount of 2% to 5% of right-wing meme patries.

>Fucking wot?
>The liberal party is done
>That's probably a good thing

hello buzzfeed

I ate an authentic Australian Thai green curry, featuring prawns.

we love our edgy media outlets, don't we auspol?

How cosmopolitan.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM SICK OF WAGEKEKING, MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

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Become a comfy NEET.