If I pay an escort to go on a date with me and then have sex with her (or just a regular prostitute)...

If I pay an escort to go on a date with me and then have sex with her (or just a regular prostitute), how high are the chances that someone will find out?

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Word of advice

If you feel that ashamed of it, then you shouldn’t do it. You have that feeling of embarrassment because subconsciously you know what you’re doing is wrong

shut the fuck up

Pretty low assuming by "date" you just mean sex.

It's difficult to say, but it may happen especially if you get a whore from your area
this user is right, if you're ashamed of getting a whore, don't do that because there's always a slight chance it will resurface.

See
Don't burden your conscience. You're in a good spot just waiting for a pure gf

>shut the fuck up

Why? Because you know i’m right?

It’s like when you go out with a fat girl, and you hope nobody notices because you know you shouldn’t be doing it, because it’s beneath you. Because if you were going out with an attractive looking girl, it wouldn’t matter if people saw you. Because you feel comfortable

>shut the fuck up
epic rebuttal
why would you pay for the date? just get the hour. go to a motel, fuck her and forget about it. no chance of being seen, and unless someone you know is hanging around where you take her, nobody will find out.

if you can afford escorts, good on you.
escorts are fucking hot

>Why? Because you know I'm right?

No, because OP asked for advice, not judgement. I found your assumptions rude and uncalled for.

And as far as that anecdote goes, I just want to say an escort and a girlfriend are two different things. And since OP asked about hos it dosen't really help anyone here.

>OP asked for advice

Yes he did, and I have him advice

Wrong advice

Dont go on a date with an escort lol, just arrange to meet in a place where you can fuck and fuck her brains out. Then its bye bye

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Zero if youre not retarded.

Ive fucked hundreds of prostitutes in my life. The only people who knew were the ones i told

T. White knight uberfag

Was just about to start a thread like this, might as well post here. I was part of just 1 subreddit (inb4 reddit) and that was r/hookers. They banned the sub-reddit and now I'm trying to figure out a good forum to talk about prostitution and escorting. Figured to do it here in Jow Forums just don't know which board.

I'll be going to England in the fall and I understand escorting is legal there. Whats a good website to find escorts in the UK? Whats the best way to set up an appointment? Email? Whatsapp? I've never done this before and I'm a bit nervous. Euro bros, any tips or advice?

How do I know which ads are legit or not?

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this. most escorts are succubi (makes sense). they're better off with their succubi friends where they can do less harm to society.

Go out of your city, state or just go to Spain unless u poor fag

>You have that feeling of embarrassment because subconsciously you know what you’re doing is wrong

that's the worst kind of logic ever, if you live your life by this youre a retarded idiot. Don't you know people with retarded moral standards?

>going out of your city just to see a hooker

Nigger hes just going with a hooker, not doing something that morally condemning even, if he was a gay dude in denial, well maybe but this is literally very common, probably at least 1/4 of all people you know do it

100% because you just told us, dipshit

we have to run a generic ad to warn people... altough we dont know where op lives, its probably a western country, but just to be on the safe side lets just buy out all google ads and switch them to a sign that says " BEWARE SOMEHWERE SOMEONE IN THE WORLD IS HAVING SEX WITH A HOOKER"

I would hire a whore in a second if I wasn't worried about my job/going to jail, I ain't ashamed of shit m8

I've definitely thought about driving out to Vegas area for it but I dunno how to go about it

>I would hire a whore in a second
you're a really fast whore hirer, it usually takes me a couple of minutes to seal the deal

Don't take her out anywhere near where you live dumbass

if it is that important, go to another city, get a hotel, make an occasion out of it and have a good time

good luck user

>You have that feeling of embarrassment because subconsciously you know what you’re doing is wrong

bullshit,
he might just fear retribution from self-righteous dick holes like yourself who will judge him for doing something that is inherently harmless.

faggot

Really hundreds?

I smell hyperbole...
what is the average cost of your hookers and how much have you spent in your life on them?

just to be clear, I don't think there is anything wrong with hookers. It should be legal and regulated.

backpage and craigslist are fucked now what do?

holy fuck you're a faggot

Yep really hundreds.

Im almost 37 and i had my first escort encounter when i was 17 and a senior in high school.

It was a blowjob from a transexual escort but i 100% thought it was a woman and she looked hot as fuck so no it wasnt gay.

Since then probably fucked around 100. I started counting them when i was like 25 and i had fucked like 45. Since then i lost count and stopped counting.

I would say my total is between 150 and 250.

The average cost of a hooker depends on the country. It has also gone up quite a bit with inflation.

Italy
>i remember when a blowjob was 30 000 lira and sex was 50 000 lira. Then they went to the euro. Tranny hookers are 30 euro for head and 50 for anal sex. Thats about the price for african hookers as well. Hot eastern european chicks are maybe 40 euro for head and 60 for sex. Thats for the street walkers in Rome and Milan mainly. Of course this is an unregulated market and theres a lot of volatility and room for negotiation. If you get a hooker in a house it tends to cost a bit more

Usa
>italy tends to price according to services provided. Usa bases the price on the concept of time spent. “How long do you want” is the basic question with the implication that it will be full service with any time combination, but that more time will = an unrushed experience. Sometimes escorts offer a 15 minute quickie for 60 to 80, almost always they offer half hour and hour installments. Backpage hookers used to go for 80-100 a half hour and 100-120 an hour, eros.com hookers are much higher quality but the prices can be absurd (think 300 400 for an hour)

Holland
>i banged two chicks in the red light district in holland. One was amazing and very memorable the other was clearly a rushed job. Prices were in line with italian prices maybe a bit more expensive. I think full service was about 70 euro but its been almost 10 years so i could be wrong.

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I wanna ____ that cartoon.

In terms of lifetime expense? Man i shudder to think about that.

If i estimate i fucked 150 chicks at 100 euro a piece, that would be 15000 euros.

Keep in mind that might be a conservative estimate. Ive dropped 300 bucks on pussy before so it might be even higher.

To put it in perspective another habit i have is happy endings at massage parlors. I decided recently to see how much i spent on massage parlors in 2017. Again, a conservative estimate based on my checking account statements, and not calculating cash transactions.

I ended up spending, on record, around 4000 bucks on massage parlors in 2017 alone, and that was actually a slow year for me.

So in sum i would estimate that i spent over 30 000 lifetime on hookers and massage parlors, and even that might be on the low side.

Basically if i had put that money in the stock market instead of towards pussy i might be pretty close to retirement after 18 years of compounding plus what ive saved with my job

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>escort
just call them whores, you pansies

how many stds you got

u ever rawdog and creampie any

I have zero stds. Ive never fucked or gotten head from a prostitute with no glove on. The closest ive gotten: a tranny hooker pulled up the base of the glove (keeping the tip on) and started kissing and sucking the base of my shaft. It was quite possibly the best head i ever got.

But no in response to your question ive done multiple std tests and blood tests and everything has come up negative. I honestly think the danger of stds is vastly overrated but dont quote me on that.

Obviously if you rawdog or creampie a street walker youre literally retarded.

No glove no love