So I found myself in a fun predicament. I bought pic related a few months ago after a harsh breakup and ended up dating two other girls since (yes slept with them too in the same room as I have it stored at without their knowledge) and am seeing a long distance relationship that is getting really serious fast and I'm going to have her live with me sometime in August. I'm not proud of my purchase and I can't even cum with it anymore anyways so it needs to go soon and I need room for my gun safe. Sooo I want to shoot it before I dump it and I want to make a video about me shooting it with multiple calibers as a fun safe way of shooting your sex doll in case anyone should feel the need to. I didn't see anyone do It before but I'm curious how I should take it with me inna desert.
1. Is a gopro good enough?
2. Can I rent a dolly to move the dolly deep inna desert?
3. CZ Scoprion, AR15,SKS,Rustington 870+783,Mosin,XD9,10/22 ? All of them?
4. What caliber to shoot what area?
5. Any special requests I should try to do? I also have a couple dildos I can shoot at too.
6. Shotgun up the ass or vagina?
7. What the fuck do I say if i get pulled over for whatever reason? Or immigration finds me?
This is 100 percent serious and am ready to do it as early as tomorrow or next weekend. Posting from work.I can provide maybe 2-3 more pics on my phone.
So I found myself in a fun predicament...
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All that sounds fine, i would just avoid taking video or stills of the obviously sexual violence (shotgun in vag stands out)
Wouldn't want that to come back to haunt you later.
Other than that, have your 10 minutes of fun with your $2000 target.
Jesus those nipples are perked high as hell.
What doll user?
>for research purposes of course
user, this sounds hilarious please do it, don't listen to the other user just stay out of the camera shot and do whatever funny shit you got.
>i would just avoid taking video or stills
No, fuck you, I want to see this.
user how and where the fuck are you gonna upload this?
Tannerite them in her pussy
Would be a good long range target too
Can't just sell it on Craigslist?
>reading comprehension.
Sure, gopro the hell out of it, just not the portions in which user jams his mossberg into a doll's silicone vagina and pulls the trigger. Future user's lawyer will be thankful no evidence of that exists.
>Or immigration finds me?
>What the fuck do I say if i get pulled over for whatever reason? Or immigration finds me?
Sex dolls aren't illegal so you're fine probably. Also where do you plan on dumping it? I want to get rid of mine too.
Man thats a good looking doll,has a better body than most girls
Stuff some fake blood packets inside for increased visual effect. God speed you magnificent bastard.
Why not take videos of sexual violence if it's just a target? How is it any different than shooting a paper target? Kind of curious. How could that haunt me in the future? I was never in trouble with the law and have no records on me so if I do it it'll be for fun only not violence.
google "silicon wives blake". She's a tall one
Any suggestions?
It'll happen.
I was thinking of either youtube or pornhub. I will post back with a new thread when it's said and done. Maybe not even edited so it might be a long one.
>youdon'twanttoknowwhereIlive
Let's just say I can't do that.
I could but I don't want anyone to know I had one. Plus the exchange of that would be pretty fucking weird. Like I said I'm already kind of upset I own it but I'm not going to show my face with it to anyone. I was drunk.
I am very curious about that. But if I don't get doxed what's the problem? I can easily state this is no different than shooting a paper target anyways or going out hunting. It's a form of expression for humor. I would probably do that at the end.
Also generally speaking. Has anyone ever made a video on how TPE withstands against being fired at? With bullets of course.
It's not a reading comprehension failure, clearly wants to see the obvious sexual violence, and really doesn't mind if some beaner faggot goes to jail after he inevitably btfos his new gf's vagina with a shotgun.
Why? It doesnt feel right or what.
Reverse google search the image.
Why not sell it lol
It's a bit shameful.
>Why not take videos of sexual violence if it's just a target? How is it any different than shooting a paper target? Kind of curious. How could that haunt me in the future?
Enjoy your divorce proceedings and rape accusations in the future. You already have the deck stacked against you, why do you want to make it even harder?
>But if I don't get doxed what's the problem?
>if
Fack off m8, let us have a fuckin' giggle, some beaner wanna destroy a 2000$ shameful drunk buy fuckin' let him, ya fuckin' no fun prick.
>a bit
Do it, upload to youtube,just put this in the description youtubers do all the time to not get videos pulled down.
"entertainment purposes only,not advocating violence"
It's illegal if you're using them to cheat the carpool lane
You could sell her used for enough money to buy a good gun
Also you could weaponize her with robotic implants and other addons
Hmm I might just use her for that.
Donate it to an inner city school.
Stuff every orafice with tannerite and tie her to a post Salem Witch trials-style with a sign over her head that says "Help me.". If you see someone approach, blast her and watch their reaction.
Bump
>Enjoy your divorce proceedings and rape accusations in the future.
I don't know if that'll happen but everyone experiences different things. I might not use the shotgun since it's a little overkill and may not be safe.
That's good advice I'll definitely do that.
I'm going to have someone live with me I don't think she would like to see what body I'm attracted to.
I thought about that but it's too embarassing.
If someone sees me I'm fucked because they'll think I'm shooting someone. So the location I'm going to go to is going to be isolated. No chance of that happening.
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OP you could get super autistic and test out different loads/projectiles Paul Harrell style or you can do the Jow Forums thing and shove tannerite up her puss
take her to a Jow Forums meetup and rent her out to all the virgins
Anyone else want a sexdoll strapped in a powered exoframe as a battle buddy? Carry shit, hold a sheild, watch you sleep, etc.
>no ass or pussy pictures of it
>not even a tit
Mods please nix this degenerate trash
"used sex doll"
Fuck off virgin.
>calls me a virgin
>supports sex dolls
Buddy i got news for ya...
basically Motoko?
yes i want
Wow you have some real fucking problems
You look like the true retard taking every insult on a Nepalese goat breeding forum seriously.
have you seen GitS:innocence?
>Reported to Doll Rights Association of America
You're worried about her seeing the doll on your closet but not her seeing you recording yourself violently destroying it?
I dont think you've thought this through. Seriously, just sell it off, this will end up with feds at your door.
I take no one seriously, especially people on a indonesian cave painting board... Im just pointing out the logical fallacy.
nope
>better looking than most girls
that's the point retard
most 6/10's and above wouldn't go near anyone on this board
>Peak autismo levels reached
Insert a grenade into its ... rectum if it has one and detonate it
How will this end up with feds at my door? How is it any different than paper targets in silhouette form? I'm genuinely curious how I can get charged for anything? It's my own property and if I properly dispose of it afterwards who cares? It's not like I'm going to violently destroy it like a fucking maniac. Just shoot it, see the ballistics and talk about firearm safety. Literally the only difference is the target is expensive and lifelike. I'll make it very clear my intentions are simply ballistics and entertainment.
There's no Jow Forums meets here.
>degeneracy
Do you even know where we are?
its the better one imo
>In the year 2032, Bato, a cyborg detective for the anti-terrorist unit Public Security Section 9, investigates the case of a female robot--one created solely for sexual pleasure--who slaughtered her owner.
Or make one of those ANFO bombs you can detonate with a bullet.
Small ones to start on a foot, hand, then elbows and knees.
Gradually add gasoline to add some fire to it.
Then more up one near the head and breasts before a huge one attached around her middle
user, do it, make the video become Jow Forums famous for a month they way the 2B trap guy did while shooting with forgotten weapons and live on.
oh god, I was in that thread, i didn't cap any of it though, which is probably for the better
>doesn't have a kinky girldfriend that shops amazon for bondage harnesses, dildos, and fleshlights
What are you even doing on your computer, go outside right now and talk to people. You're life will be a lot better.
just cover it with fake blood and fuck it while you shoot it in the face, surely nobody will interpret that to be psychopathic at all
oh, actually that does sound familiar now. maybe i did see it already. been a long time ago if i did.
.22 in belly button
>SVT
Strategic
Vaginal
Tanerite
I was thinking of different calibers for different spots.
.22 for hands? 9mm for chest? .223 for stomach?
Sks for tits? Probably tear it right off.
No I'm not adding gasoline TPE is fireproof anyways it'll just turn black.
Except I won't do that. No one interprets regular shooting videos as violent unless you're a lefty.
Good idea. I wondering if it'll go all the way through.
But I really want to shoot it's ass with something.
>Shoot the ass with a slug, nickname your shotgun assblaster
>only you and Jow Forums understand the name
Just Google it you fucking retard. blue board
>t. the worlds leading autism authority
I see that the doll is kind of side-eye'n all sexy like. So does that mean you can move the eyeballs around? If so do they get all goofy wall-eyed when really going to town?
Fucking lost my shit to pic related
>sides in orbit
Will my ability to spell suffer like yours has?
You should sell it on eBay.
I'm going to do that at the end.
Yeah you can move the eyes around anyway you want. But they're tightly snug in so they don't move around when you're doing things to it. However.....if you do face fuck it the eyes bulge out upon insertion. I have no idea how the inside looks or why it does that but I'll find out soon enough. I'm guessing the eyes will probably pop off if I shoot the head.
>this will end up with feds at your door.
>implying we don't want that
did you miss the bit where he's a fucking illegal?
>7. What the fuck do I say if i get pulled over for whatever reason? Or immigration finds me?
Yeah, I hope it does end with feds deporting his ass.
No, thats just from time on Jow Forums, it lowers your iq.
I'm actually not illegal it's just there happens to be border patrol near by sometimes so instead of worrying about explaining myself to a cop I could worry about explaining myself to a patrolling immigration officer in a serious manner without laughinginhandcuffs . I guess I could turn total degenerate and say I'm just shooting with my dolly instead of at the dolly. I also never made a direct threat to anyone nor do I intend to do so, my motive is just to see what happens so there's no violence here bud. I think maybe you're jealous I own one and don't care about destroying it.
anybody from a distance seeing you shoot this thing is probably going to open fire on you, thinking they will be coming to the rescue of an actual person
What sort of skeletal structure do those things have? Anyone have pictures of the internal assembly of the dolls?
They used to sell realistic looking airsoft pistols at places.
I got one.
We pulled into a parking lot and my cousin jumped out of the car and tried to run inside.
I jumped out other side, leaned on the roof and fired 1 shot from about 40' hitting her squarely in the back of the head as she screamed and fell down.
Looking back, I shouldn't have done that.
Get in touch with Taofledermaus to get some high speed video of it getting shot. He uses guest shooters all the time.
That's why I'm doing this at a good distance away from people and generally scoping out the area. I'll likely do it in a lower elevated position away from anyone who could see it. Last few times I went to my spot no one was able to see in my general direction. It's a small slump down and more desert and surrounded by little hills. I don't think anyone would open fire immediately since they're situation is seeing someone shoot at a human looking object but the object doesn't react back so my guess is they'll watch for a while then maybe get close enough to watch then leave. But if something happens well, you'll see it eventually.
Yes, because you will begin to realize what's actually important in life. Proper spelling and punctuation is not; meaningful connections with other human beings is.
Wish they'd showed more of her sweet little sidegirl.
>shameful
You're right. I would never put a piece of plastic on my dick.
This is why I'm getting rid of it. I didn't think it through and it was a low point thinking I was just going to stay single anyways but boy was I wrong. Should I call her Stacey in the video? Would that be too much Jow Forums?
how's the used market for those things?
>thinking you know shit about what's important in life
>posting on 4 chan
Flesh and silicone react differently to bullets
I think explosives are better
>thinking posting on Jow Forums precludes knowing anything meaningful
>user loves you anyways
Silicon and TPE are different material though. This is TPE not poor boys silicon. The difference is in the jiggle of the tits.
wait, so do the doll's tits jiggle?
Rent a flamethrower?
Wonder who actually did go through with the thick sexdoll meme that was all over 2 months ago.
I can understand having toys, and there should be no shame in making your fun time feel better even if you are alone.
However, while I don't think it should be illegal I do think the dolls inhibit or even degrade your social development.
I'm sure some NatSoc fucker will be butthurt about degeneracy but whatever.
>tl:dr don't replace relationships with dolls, but don't deprive yourself of fun
I don't recommend getting rid of it.
You'll need it for the next break up.
Yeah they do. You'll see it in the video when I make it. Going to get some supplies ready. Everything jiggles a little. It feels like a soft chub but not chubby. Tits are ok to grab and it's not exactly the same as real tits but it's still a visual when you're doing activities. But I'm tired of it and it needs to go in place of real flesh anyways. I was only using it like once every two weeks and last time I didn't even finish because I need more than just an overaccessorised fleshlight. However I will say that the vagina feels realistic as fuck. If you plan to go MGTOW or you're an incel you can feel what pussy feels like. Only thing you need to do is warm her up some with your dick and it feels warm inside. Don't give it a name or do anything else to it otherwise you'll be one of those types of people.
Tpe is a cheaper material than medical grade silicone and it also is porous so it's almost guaranteed to get something growing in it some day.
Boob jiggle @ 0:50
thick was a meme
huge boobs are here to stay
Just make sure you include a spiel about how you're a male feminist and these dolls will destroy the value of women. Otherwise this can easily be spun as a crazy man that hates women in today's climate.
>these dolls will destroy the value of women.
roasties btfo
you bought and fucked a real doll. you don't really have room to talk about "those types of people."
Yeah they do degrade your social development but in a way it did save me when I was dating. Roastie tried using the power of her pussy to let her move in with me and get a leg up in her world but it's not strong enough if you have a toy too. She just wanted what I have not me and I saw through that so I guess it did serve at least one functional purpose.
Mine isn't as fat and it's nearly 100lbs. I can't imagine what the weight of that fat doll is. I am wondering if it'll take larger calibers better.
I guess this ballistics test is going to be interesting for everyone interested in dolls and avoiding AD or ND.
Not happening next time. If there is a next time I'm going to NOT buy one because I already know what it's like and the curiosity is over. It's mostly a curiousity purchase. Plus like what the previous user said it does degrade your social life in a way. I was lucky enough to hide it for so long.