I'm in Anchorage

AMA

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In Muldoon, woke up to a shotgun falling on my face, neighbor burst a water Main and I saw at least three transformers explode.

I'm at your moms house.

AMA

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Is it really a good place to anchor, or no?

tsunami??

I guess that explains why cell is out.

There's a 50-100 foot dropoff between city and ocean. Anything that matters will be fine.

Have you seen any Filipinos?

There are a lot of those subhumans in Alaska.

The wasilla palmer bridge is collapsed too so it's going to be fucked for a while

I didn't say I like this town and the flips are one of the worst things about it. They're not bad people, but there are too many of them and many don't speak English. They're what we have instead of illegal spics.

Nice link

Lot of damage down international as well

I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. Is this true?

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What are you doing in Anchorage?

no link, I don't have power or wifi, just Snapchat from friends

Dying inside a little every day

I want to see that picture and I want to know if the Old Glenn is functional.

We're out here serving earthquales and shit, we'll let you guys know when commiefornia falls in the ocean.

I don't care. AMA

Glenn highway is closed all over, tried to get to base this morning and it wasn't happening

This is likely true regardless of what else is going on up there.

511 says the Kenai Spur is fucked but no other roads.

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Have you met T.C. McQueen yet?

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That's probably more reliable than this shitty daytime talk show

How do you still have electricity after this? Shouldn't you be buried under some rubble right now?

Seriously, stay safe. And don't fuck any Eskimo pussy. They are the laziest people in the world.

how many times have you been raped since you've lived in alaska?

Honestly, I don't even know how I still have power. I do know some people don't. Earthquakes don't collapse buildings here because buildings are built to survive a 10.0. Like I said earlier, cell is out though and so are radio stations as of an hour ago

In 2010 a 7.2 in Mexico did over a billion dollars of damage. We've got some damage like pic related but American houses are mostly fine for earthquakes.

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I have extreme heat intolerance. Do you have a job for me so I can live in the north? hard mode: I won't suck your dick, faggot.

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It gets hot in the summer faggot, we're full

How many chinks have you killed?

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