Can I trick girls into being my wives? Income per year in Ukraine is $2k. I'd hire them as maids...

Can I trick girls into being my wives? Income per year in Ukraine is $2k. I'd hire them as maids, take them out of country, and then dick them. Kissless virgins only.

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>trick girls into being my wives
>in Europe
So you want to go over to the country where they imprison people over thought policing and you're gonna just start fucking reefing on the SJW beehive

yeah sure what the fuck could possIBLY GO WRONG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF THINK? IT'S LIKE TINY PEOPLE VOMITING INSIDE MY FUCKING HEAD AT TERMINAL VELOCITY
I WANT YOU TO FRENCH KISS A FALLING CINDER BLOCK

NO YOU DIPSHIT YOU'LL BE THROWN IN A FUCKING COURTROOM AS A RAPIST
IF YOU CAN'T GET A GIRL NATURALLY, FORCING THEM INTO IT IS GOING TO GET YOU FUCKED

But hey, if being dicked in foreign prisons is your deal then go for it.
Like, if you're gonna pay, why not just mail-order a bride or green card a Flip or something? If money's not the object, why not let it do your talking?

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>trick girls into being my wives
No, not really.
>I'd hire them as maids, take them out of country
Complex legally, whether you're in the UK, US, Canada. Visas for foreign domestics aren't quite as simple to get as they once were.
>then dick them
It's honestly pretty likely that the kinds of women who would go for that would already be on the mail order brides websites.
>Kissless virgins only.
>from Ukraine
They don't exist mate.

I plan on keeping them in a luxury condo in Kuala Lumpur. Malaysia gov gives no shits if you deposit $100k in the bank. Periodic excursions to nippon.

>Malaysia
Ukrainian women want Western Europe/UK, USA, Canada, maybe AusNZ. Malaysia is not gonna happen, especially for domestics. You might find a mail order bride but not bloody likely. Even if you're white.

I'm actually American but California actually has shittier infrastructure than Malaysia. I don't miss it at all.

This. Girls from Ukraine, Belarus, Russia and other eastern European countries won't care to "marry" some unknown guy just to be kept in his love-shack in a bumfuck-nowhere, Malaysia. They want to live in and become citizens of English-speaking countries, preferably US. These women want ordinary lives of western wives. You should try looking into escorts/prostitutes, they are more likely to go for your deal.

>I'm going to bring women obsessed with the American Dream to fucking Malaysia

Ok

There ARE laws against that, you know. Or do you? Does a Ukrainian jail sound enticing?

I prefer weaboos I can take to Japan a few times a year. Malaysia is actually the most comfy place I've ever been to.

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>Job ad requesting kissless virgin maids to work out of country.

They know what they're signing up for.

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Your neetbux are not enough. You actually need a job.

How will you know she is kissless? Or a virgin?

$150k/yr fully remote software dev.

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There is a site called anastasiadate. They will laugh at you if you demand a virgin though.

Maids wouldn't lie would they?

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Well how rich and how Chad do I need to be to get qt kissless virgin meidos? What's the point if they're not pure maidens?

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It's absurd you would want a kissless virgin. Is it because you are a kissless virgin yourself? Just accept that they will not be kissless or virgins, and just lie to you if you ask.

Because I don't want to hug girls that have had dicks in them. I lose interest entirely.

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If the only thing that comes to your mind when seeing a hot naked girl is dicks... I have news for you about your sexual orientation.

Yeah I'm totally gay for wanting a harem of kissless virgin maids to ilve with me. Thanks for informing me cucklord.

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You will never be able to, kissless or not.

>seems to believe ukrainian women are all civil engineers

Mental illness at its finest

>weaboos
Ukraine has very few of those. Very few of those have the skills or wherewithal to work abroad.

And even if they were weebs, they'd not see Malaysia and think "ooh, hop skip and a jump away from my paradise". They'd see Malaysia and think "isn't that the Iran of the far east?"

>fast internet
>great public transportation
>good roads
>clean air
>good building construction
>Kuala Lumpur airport is the hub to the rest of SEA and East Asia

INFRASTRUCTURE

Well that's too bad. Where do I find weaboos to be maids? I'd only expect them to do one hour of work a day tops. Their main duty is to be cute.

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>how rich and how Chad do I need to be to get qt kissless virgin meidos?
You don't get those because what you want—kissless virgin woman(female) who would respond to an ad to work overseas where the ad specified kissless virgins only—doesn't exist. Literally the only place where you could have any hope of finding that sort of woman who would "work for you" is in buying a trafficked woman.

Seriously, any woman who would voluntarily reply to such an ad is lying about her virginity because it's patently obvious that you're looking for someone to fuck.

>INFRASTRUCTURE
Ukrainian women don't care.
>Where do I find weaboos to be maids? I'd only expect them to do one hour of work a day tops. Their main duty is to be cute.
I'm being 100% serious here, go to and find the "adopt a neet" thread.

I can physically go to these places to hunt.

Will monitor but looks mostly gay.

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funny bait 2/10 made me smirk

>I can physically go to these places to hunt.
What places? Other nations? The only way you're going to find women who meet your criteria is through a human trafficker.

You're a hypocrite if you want a harem of kissless maids

>kissless virgin
>qt
>willing to travel
>doesn't need to do shit except wear a maid uniform and hang out in a luxury condo

???

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I mean, to want a harem of kissless virgins while you yourself wont be that kissless and want to fuck multiple people is hypocritical because you're not okay with them doing the same.

I'm a kissless virgin though?

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>trick
dude, what you're describing is perfectly legal in Afghanistan, just move there