WARNING!! MIGHT BE FINAL HABBEDING!!!11

Nothing ever happens, Putin

Earthquake is the result OF Yellowstone finally waking up and ENDING IT ALL.

Waste of trips, slavtrash.

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>Alaska
>Earthquake

>Alaska...

Who gives a shit about Alaska?

Yea in the aftermath you fucking brainlet. An earthquake in Alaska is not a warning for eruption in Yellowstone you chromosome missing, inbred, fetal alcohol syndrome Russian fuck.

>current year
>literally shaking

No

Why do russian always believe in electricity storms and Yellowstone volcanoes?

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100% going to happen

>Who gives a shit about Alaska?
Everyone

>God tells you a simple truth by proxy
>fuck niggers and gopniks too

but did you actually hear the truth in it ?

Enjoy your HOLLYWOOD, fuckshit. We won't be helping when you plead, then. Burn the fuck down to ashes like Pompeii did.

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>An earthquake in Alaska is not a warning for eruption in Yellowstone
Yellowstone's volcano is a SUPER-volcano that covers roughly half of that entire landmass underground-wise, you stupid fuckshit. Only and ONLY it waking up can be a reason for massive Earthquakes on your entire fuckshithole of a continent. You're FUCKED.

there are plenty of smaller quakes actually close to yellowstone pretty much all the time bud
hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php

not that i support OP, but take a look at the plates.

Why not place a nuke in the volcano at Yellowstone? Like Rage from The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest.

You will never see Yellowstone erupt.

Yes, but this is a MASSIVE, SIGNALLING ONE. The shit is ENDING, don't you get it!? THE HABBEDING ISRAEL!!!11

Contenental fault lines can’t possibly be contenental size right user?

goddamn,,,
>ALASKA IS UNDER MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE!!
>check drudgereport.
it' actually happened,,

but seriously, no worries about Yellowstone yet, most likely it just indicates that san-andreas vault line is going to sunk the LA-Sisco erea to sea (and nothing of value will be lost in that incident)

(pic related so I get you to read this shitpost)

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>7.2 Massive
So by your estimate Every major earth quake should be followed by a super volcano? Are you genuinely this retarded? Sometimes and earth quake is just a fucking earthquake you paranoid shizo.

and thats a good thing

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>San-Andreas is going to sunk
B-b-but what about MUH HOT COVFEFE!?

No, Alaska is based...

Not while it's under 'muridumb occupation.

heyyyy,,
only ''good'' coffee beans comes from Cuba

>ITT, over-enthusiastic potato-alcohol niggers

>Alaska
>Yellowstone

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>Muh Russia

Yellowstone is gonna blow because Alaska has an earthquake.

it was fairly purchased by the us on 1867 30th of march

>swindled
>fairly purchased
Go get your red pearls already.

It's the other way around.

yellowstone is more or less in the middle of one (plate)?

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yep'
y-stone eruption may happen today or in near future, but it doesn't have anything to do with the vault lines,,
(well nothing marginally thingies anyway)

keep bringing the keks

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There is no way you can actually be that fucking stupid.

Ring of fire

God here, just prepping the Apocalypse. Everyone gets buttfucked, so dont worry.

More like Japan's about to get ass-fucked, when the plate moves one way it needs to move back in the opposite direction.

>what is subduction

Don't stand too close to the Bottomless Pit, haha. Wait, who am I kidding. They will ALL stand right in the middle of it!
Son, get down there and GAS THESE JEW LOVERS!

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>Implying you do anything outside of what can be explained away as natural phenomena.

Alaska earthquakes are connected to the Pacific Ring of Fire, not Yellowstone.

Bump.

Dude, cm on.
They are human being too..
Don't enjoy their suffering, you could be the next one.

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Alright Ben Shapiro, also checked

Fuck you, theyd do even worse if the tables were turned

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oh fuck a baked Alaska flew over my house

I like how you overread his insults, Ivan
Jow Forums is so anti safe space nobody cares if they got insulzed

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bruh didnt you know? yellowstones actually in Siberia

If this is truly the end then please pray for me and I will pray for you. I just have this feeling that we should.

Yellowstone is that big.

were you mirin his physique?

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>what is a fault line
I wish leafs would permanently leave this board

Someone needs to lay off the krokodil

Op is a perfect example to the dangers of ingesting too much monster energy

>3000m
>far
Have you ever seen how far away the sun is? 3000m ain't shit

God I fucking wish Trudeau would ban this site in Canada

Take a geology class. Its not rocket science
Yellowstone is the result of a rising mantle plume, not plate tectonics. Those reds spots on your map, including Hawaii, are also mantle plumes. The hot spots are possible driving forces for plate tectonics but not code versa. Unless the mantle plume occurs along a plate boundary there won’t be much geologic activity associated with earthquakes

Pray for us please we don’t know if there are casualties yet

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To be fair, there was a quake in 02 that fiddled with the timing of geysers in yellowstone, but there was an overwhelming amount of circumstances that made that happen

I will.

My power is back on for now idk about phones and the only roads out of anchorage are fucked

Pulling for you Alaskabro

You're wasting your bytes mate.

>huge aftershocks
>i live 20 miles from the epicenter

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST FINISHED TEARING OUT THE DRYWALL AND FIXING LEAKS

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Reminds me of the circumstances leading to massive asteroid killing all dinosaurs 60M yrs ago

It was Gods punishment for gay dinosaurs.

No not yellowstone.
The volcano in Akuntan (on the aleutians) was recently upgraded to condition red a few weeks ago, could go off at any moment they say, and a 7.0 and 40 aftershocks isn’t going to help.

Putin is a human, worthy of just as much mockery as anyone else, Ivan. Fuck off.

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4% chance of happening

Well of course, I didn't mention it because I assumed it was just a given that they were connected. Like when the Japan earthquake happened, the rear tire on my car went flat, some may say they aren't connected, but im sure russiabro will agree it was directly a result of that.

As the suns magnetic field decreases in strength during this grand minima there will be a dramatic increase in earthquakes and volcanic activity, a couple of big volcano's during an already cool period can put the big freeze on. It'[s definitely something to look forward to.

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>tfw live on a different continental shelf than you animals

Eruption imminent, make your peace.

Too bad it didn't happen to California, long overdue for another "big one".

Reminder that we are in an earthquake drought. A real big drought for big big earthquakes. The yuge ones. As teh sun further cools and weakens, we will see larger and larger earthquakes. Cascadia will be soon.

I live on the new madrid so, at least ill get some ocean front property out of the deal

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
NEW MADRID IS BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW
IS THIS WHAT AN EARTHQUAKE FEELS LIKE?

wat a wanka!

You are gunna get fucked user.

THE STONE IS YELLOW

I REPEAT THE STONE IS YELLOW

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Yea i know, but trying to find that silver lining