Jow Forums I got a philosophy quiz for you

Pretty much

might be hard to market to a handful of people who score low in materialism and hedonism .

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You're a socialist right?

Take the Traditionalist Catholic Pill

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I'm just gonna see if I can guess your actual politics and beliefs right from your chart

Atheist. Bit of a centrist besides mildly leaning right economically. You'd call yourself a skeptic?
Fascist
Monarchist

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I mean you already stated but I can clearly tell from the chart. Very sexy moralism score btw
Definitely right leaning. This isn't meant to offend but you have the type of score I'd expect the average Jow Forumslack to have
Atheist. Individualist. You believe in creating your own meaning in the world. I'd guess socially left leaning, possibly liberarian but more for the freedom and liberty aspect rather then economics.

Do me.

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K m8 your ancap. Don't have to prove it to us.
I'm just gonna take a wild guess from my gut, are you a national socialist?

Atheist yes. I'm socially liberal, pretty much up until language starts getting policed. Econonically, I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords, but I don't see many one the right who share that opinion.

For some reason I got the sense that you were buddhist or something from the chart, partly because of the egoism score I guess.

My guess is your one of those guys that want to spend the rest of your life innawoods.

Also what does the hexagon mean if you don't mind me asking?

dont speak to me NEETSOC COLLECTIVIST SCUM

Oh I see your a transhumanist that makes sense based on your low hedonism score.

I've been basing calling people libertarian off a high materialism, egoism, and hedonism score, but your low hedonism had confused me thinking you were a moderate.

Nah Buddhism is bullshit, tho i have a mild appreciation for Thoreau.

Besides the odd fantasy of taking hypothetical wife and kids to live off the grid im too involved socially for it. Try again.

The thingy is platonic, answered a question on the world of ideas.

what the fuck does this even mean?

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You're not wrong.

Excuse me sir but your forceful speech towards is violating the NAP. I'll be shipping a tactical nuke after I finish my trace of your location.

Some questions are phrased in retarded way kankeranon.

Vul gewoon in.

Do I win?

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Oh alright. Would you consider yourself to be a platonist or are you just a fan of greco-roman philosophy in general?

Also adjusting my guess to that you're a traditionalist catholic?

>philosophy quiz

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How the fuck is your altruism score so high. Are you a christcuck? Protestant? Evangelism?

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I'm Catholic, but wouldn't say its my primary drive in life.

Not a fan of the allegory of the cave, but an overall fan of Plato and the greeks.

Try once more? 3rd time's the charm and if you get it wrong I'll tell you.

Don't think this is 100% accurate desu

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Protestant my dude.

Yeah this looks about right

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Well shit user. What are your beliefs? I can't think of anything besides maybe a deeply traditionalist catholic or orthodox christian

Retarded test. If i against christian morality doesn't mean i'm nihilist, and against any other morality (e.g pagan or my own or any other). That`s made by some freshman of theological faculty.

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>what_kind_of_stupid_goy_are_you.co.nf

checked also nice philosophy brother
>cold wasteland
>nihilist
figures

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Interesting to see protestants drive altruism. Thereby undoubtedly driving the refugee wave.

Someone make a chad Catholic vs virgin Protestant meme

Secular Jew detected.

The thing thats really throwing me off is you egoism score I guess. I'll ignore that and say you're a neo-reactionary?

Mormon btw

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Like most Protestants, I believe in salvation by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone. As I see it, Catholics are too legalistic in their views on how to be saved, but I respect them well enough. I'm a traditionalist and nationalist as well though, it all ties in.

>I would rather be given an expensive car than save the life of a starving child.
But what race is it?

Terribly worded questioms, not worth completing.

amazing the amount of moralism/asceticism there is on Jow Forums
are we the best of people?
amoralfag hedonists btfo

Huh, I got Stoicism. Anyone got any good reads for Stoicism? It's something I've been meaning to check out but have never really gotten around to.

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Hypocrites! Moralists and altruists! CHRISTIANS! What about niggers, huh!?

yall should gaydate

It's sane altruism, friend. I'd be perfectly fine with taking outsiders into my home and sheltering them for the night, doesn't mean I want them to become U.S. citizens or stay long term, and many devout Christians feel the same.

I disagree when it comes to pragmatism, I'm way more pragmatic than idealistic

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>protestant traditioanlist

hahahaha

but user, the christian god is the ONLY GOD

Lightning round
Liberalist
What the bottom right icon mean?
Also I'd say mormon I guess
Monarchist or very religious protestant
I mean you sort of gave it away in your post but ethnonationalist pagan
Right leaning religious christian

What's so odd about medium egoism?

Neoreactionary is fairly accurate. Throw in some paleocon, nationalism and Catholics and you got it.

Meditations

Fascist

Took it for the team.. Not to different from OPs

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B-b-but I'm straight user...

Marcus Aurelius and Seneca

ezpz

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My nigger

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Turned my head sideways on that one.

everything is same as you except 76% rationalism

meanwhile I am ancap, go figure

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>tfw I guessed the kiwi was the mormon
Meditations is the go to. I'd also reccomend anything by Epictetus, as he was a slave whose ideas convinced the Emperor Marcus Aurelius to stoicism.
youtu.be/5897dMWJiSM
Clearly right wing, I'm also guessing fascist

I'm Fascist though.

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>implying one can't be both Fascist and christian
Clean your penis.

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>fascist
I suppose it's close enough. I'm somewhere between Nationalist, Traditionalist and Monarchist

mMMM

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heres what it really means:

>materialism (will you be rich)/spiritualism (will you find peace) --you cant serve two masters

>egoism (are you a dick)/ altruism (do you think about the wellbeing of others) --you cant be both

>idealism - (are you a babby) / pragmatism (will you actually achieve anything idea-wise)

>hedonism (are you an animal) / asceticism (are you a god)

>nihilism (are you death) / moralism (are you life)

>rationalism (are you thinking-based) / romanticism (are you feeling-based)

>skepticism (are you individualistic-this one is easily faked/faux) - absolutism (are you a follower)

Good lads, I probably missed some but good on you lads.

>What the bottom right icon mean?
Humanism
>Also I'd say mormon I guess
Raised Catholic, probably pretty normal for a kiwi. Favorite philosopher is Hume.

Get off the fence, faggot.

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Test is bullshit. 4 questions in and the tests makes assumptions about what is true, no neither answer, only neutral.

Am I based and redpilled? Or just a literal cuck

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Basically me too desu. There's really nothing wrong with it, I've just been operating off the speculation that more traditionalist people would have higher altruism as a result of believing in something higher then themselves. Though a medium amount of egoism is probably perfectly within that intellectual space as well. I've definitely learned at least that protestant altruism is ridiculous lol.
Nationalist
Protestant
Protestant
Pls tell me what all the icons mean
Also I'm guessing some kind of marxist?

neutral is neither you mong

Too many surface level questions

My mind is not quantifiable

To lazy to crop it

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how'd you guys get the crosses and shit

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>Protestant
Probably something like that, yeah. Though I'm forcing myself to act something more like a fascist out of necessity/survival.

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>implying any follower of truth can follow a corrupted religion
Burn your local church.
>inb4 called pagan

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>A world without colour
No free-will, meaningful choices, or simple pleasures

>A world without order
No laws, 'anarchy', complete freedom to do whatever you want when you want to

Could be wrong tho

doing it now will reply when done

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We’re members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, brother

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