/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @G20 Cultural Performance 11/30/18
youtu.be/KgCLrqibR4I
>Pres Trump bilat w/shitposter PM Morrison 11/30/18
c-span.org/video/?455149-102/
>Pres Trump trilat w/bff Abe & hugger Modi 11/30/18
c-span.org/video/?455149-101
>Pres Trump bilat w/bff Abe 11/30/18
c-span.org/video/?455149-1/
>Pres Trump bilat w/Argentina President Macri 11/30/18
c-span.org/video/?455136-1/
>Pres Trump @G20 Opening Remarks 11/30/18
youtu.be/AA10qCNPFlk
>Pres Trump @G20 Official Welcome & Family Photo 11/30/18
youtu.be/gNFxycnkH-U
>Pres Trump @USMCA Signing Ceremony 11/30/18
dvidshub.net/video/644236/
>FLotUS Melania on F&F 11/30/18
youtu.be/8OfulY-YfpM
>VP Pence @Is-ra-hell/American Council Natl Conf (audio) 11/30/18
youtu.be/b_SJuoojuGE
>ActAG Whitaker in Cincinnati OH on Opioids 11/30/18
youtu.be/peQUu_Bpibo
>This Week @State 11/30/18
youtu.be/kG296U2ZImA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Argentina 11/29/18
youtu.be/7TGaSIbHBxU
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart JBAndrews 11/29/18
youtu.be/TYBFtrTtTWA
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 11/29/18
c-span.org/video/?455194-1/
>VP Pence @WH World AIDS Day Event 11/29/18
c-span.org/video/?455178-1/
>JCSChair Gen Dunford hosts Honor Arrival Ceremony for Estonians 11/29/18
youtu.be/isleNclO9Gw
>IndoPacomCdr NavyAdm Davidson on China 11/29/18
dvidshub.net/video/643969/

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MAGA

hop hop
munch munch
a-woo

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>yahoo.com/lifestyle/tiffany-trump-dating-millionaire-nigeria-141400715.html

BLACKED AND KIKED

COMFIEST ELECTION EVER

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ALPHA CHARTMAN BLOWS OUT BETA GORE

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Okay I just watched that PBS interview with Brad Parscale. This motherfucker is a god damn savant. Dude is focused the entire time, doesn't seem to give a shit about the interviewer's petty politics, knows his shit very well. Good pick as a campaign and social media guy.

About to check out Prague's vibrant gay scene! Excited!

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The guy isn't black though. Looks like a mutt.

MAGA
youtube.com/watch?v=3SDBTVcBUVs

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communism is the standard jewish scam.

The goal of communism is to take the wealth from everyone who is not a top jew, and hand that wealth over to the top jews.

Who are the top jews? The jewish banking families and the jewish useful idiots who carry out their evil plans.

Today the typical low level useful idiot communist risking their life in the street promoting violence against Capitalism considers the jews in the jewish banking families to be Capitalists. The jewish banking families actually funded the jewish takeover of Russia (which is called the communist revolution). All wealth and power in Russia was turned over to a small number of jews and the jewish useful idiots who carried out their evil plans.

In the jewish controlled Soviet Union the jews there murdered their fellow communists by the millions simply because the low level communists were not jews, and keeping them alive in poverty was a waste of the jew's wealth.

Even after the mass murder of many millions of communists in the Soviet Union, the lowly communists still had a housing shortage, with two families living in a single small apartment (which was normal living arrangements for the commies in the cities) while the jews at the top lived in spacious houses and even had summer homes for vacations.

communism is just the jewish scam where the jewish banking families, who already control most of the world's wealth, take all of the world's wealth for themselves, and the workers of the world are united in slavery working for their wealthy jewish masters.

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reminder that if you were alive during the bush sr presidency you aren't a person

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this is what anime does to you


still think its good, drumpftards?

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You guys getting the metaphor of the show yet?

ASNOOZE

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>sleeping without being forced to
Must be nice

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i'll say it again
when going into sugery
there's two best sonks
this is one youtu.be/EUGVqT_hspY?list=PLP85Yt-YM8nORc2piWJnxHCoxoVYuJU_L

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Guys I have a problem

>I'm straight
>One of my best friend is gay
>me and my friend do a lot stuff together
>he admitted to me a few weeks ago that he has been crushing on me lately
>he is a perfect match regarding personality, humor, hobbies
>but I just couldn‘t be sexually attracted to him
>I‘ve been jacking off a few days ago to a POV Blowjob video of a girl giving head and I noticed myself comparing that girl to him a lot of the time. The eyes, nose mouth.
>Basically I pretended he was sucking me off while doing that and I came a lot.
>When I was done I realized that I could make it work sexually, but...
>I‘m thinking it‘s not worth the hassle of being labelled as a gay for something that just might work out.

any advice?

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anyone have a statistic of the total amount of jobs created by trump? Possibly as a info graphic?

Bitch I know, I'm a fucking vampire

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savor it boys it's real

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>tfw born in 1998
i still don't think i won life

Honestly, how do you come up with these? You have a real talent for it!

bite me!

I like the writing of Gintama that is able to do funny and sad within 7 minutes of each other

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silly awoo you don't want to end up looking like that

yes?

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u-uh... m-meta... phor?

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the late 90s were peak times kouhai

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One less deepstate puppet.

you know i spend all this typing but
you fags will never know
id rather have fun

i was too busy shitting my diapers to know what the late 90s were like

Some DEEP lore stuff but it may take a couple of watchings to get it but it really hints at it in the end.

Buckle up, Season 1 was just to set the stage. Season 2 is wild

MAGA

was meant for

The best of times.

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This one I made myself based on some degenerate reddit post, most of the pastas I just copy paste lol

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No one will judge you if you move to Stockton.

>having to use memory and critical thinking
this is only for a few minutes, right?

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just like reagan

>Nutted but Solyndra is still suckin’

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have you niggas not seen this yet

youtube.com/watch?v=yjn6wK01cqk&t=121s

>getting comfy
>sister calls
>needs money for a tampax and condoms for her new bf
>ask her if it can wait till tomorrow
>i got 30 minutes to the rally
>tell her okay i gotta be quick
>go pull out money
>go to her house
>no car
>call "where are you?"
>grocery store ill be there in 5 minutes

Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuck

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drop red pills about Prescott Bush the patriarch

>a good handful of them I made

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Put the money under the rug and fuck off, dumbass.

wrong thread
don't post here again Canada nigger

I was born in 89 but my first memories of a president are of Clinton. I remember the Clinton vs. Dole election vividly. It snowed that year which was rare where we lived and I was playing Super Mario 64.

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kek

Don't bury him in Texas, ship his corpse home to Connecticut!

Awoo

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I don't feed on people desu, I find it uncouth.

Goodnight /ptg/! Comfy sleep and pleasant dreams to you

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Justin, Trump is with Putin now, you have to respect that.

The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spy spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested.

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nighty night

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Does Angela Davis have Jewish blood?

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wow, is the awoo gf program finally rolling out?

THIS

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use this one for that

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but he born in Milton, Mass

probably in her refrigerator

*clap emoji*

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Imagine a proportionally large Awoo, in which she is so large that one of her breasts was the size of a uhaul truck.
I hope you dream of her pampering you

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1943 - George H. Bush, Naval Aviator Cadet

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1944 - Navy pilot George Bush (right) is pulled from the ocean by sailors onboard the Navy submarine USS Finback. After his plane was downed he survived for hours in a small raft.

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>niceposting on a weekend
eh goodnight, dream of eating or fucking dogs

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Awoo!~
Jow Forums, I'm late. Miss anything besides HW dying?

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trump just launched over 200 ICBMs towards Russia

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Make your way up to the roof of the tallest building in Mosul and ask some of the friendly locals for a flying lesson.

Breasts are too large though.

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Don't get me so hard. I cannot take it.

Bigfoot has been nominated for Attorney General.

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will watch. thanks

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6436001/Bill-Hillary-kick-13-city-Evening-Clintons-paid-speaking-tour-CANADA.html

a fucking basketball arena

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>hillary will run for canada PM in your lifetime

Dare I say, bigots BTOF

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Genocide of all Jews is the only true solution.

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LEGAL IMMIGRANT BAD
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT GOOD

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>common in west africa
>aids in counting

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He ensured the victory of Clinton in 92'

Jeb hung himself so he can be with his parents. Unfortunately, they didn't want to be with him.

lol this faggot hasn't been to a concert since '88

Who here excited for /shariafornia/

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MAYBE the americans could of voted for Goldwater and Parrot instead of Raygun and Cliton?+

fuck shit formatting sorry

literally a fucking word salad. doesn't even deserve to be called sophistry

GHWB and Dubya

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Faggot ass phone posters every time.

Genocide of everyone is the only solution.

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That's actually a pretty neat timeline
We did more stuff in space

GHWB and Nixon

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they deserve it

wow let's
LET
IN
EVERYBODY!

open burgers for israel

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I don't know shit about law and yet I can tell just how unconstitutional this is.