/cic/ Canada is COLLAPSING part 859 - CONSCIOUS CARNIVORES Edition

>With nearly one in five Canadians either restricting meat or eliminating it altogether, the nation's food-service industry has been slowly adapting to shifting dietary preferences. According to a new report out of Dalhousie University, that means an increasing emphasis on flexitarians, not, as you might suspect, vegetarians or vegans.

>"It's because of two reasons," explained Dr. Sylvain Charlebois, professor in food distribution and policy at the Halifax school. "One, flexitarians are a significant market. And secondly, I would say it's an easy target. (Flexitarians are) a bit of a bridge between the conventional market and a market that has always been considered marginal.

>More than 3.5 million Canadians consider themselves flexitarians, also known as "conscious carnivores," who have decided to limit their meat consumption for a variety of reasons. For some, it's an ethical choice made for environmental and/or animal-welfare reasons. For others, it might be a way to improved their diet or save a few bucks.

>piquenewsmagazine.com/whistler/growing-flexitarian-movement-has-canadas-food-industry-adapting-to-new-reality/Content?oid=12259548

>Save a few bucks.
Save a few bucks.
>Save a few bucks
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There you have it. The 6,000 cent/kilo elephant in the room. Flexitarians. Conscious Carnivores. Look at all the new names (((they))) are coming up with to justify Leafs paying 300-1000% of normal food costs. The psychological coping mechanism of having to pay $70/kg for cheese, $14/gallon for milk, $35/kg for steak, $9/lbs for ground beef, $1/egg, etc are truly mesmerizing.

Canada is arguably the country with the most natural resources (aka wealth) per citizen in the world. It is the 2nd largest country in the world after Russia, yet with Yet Canadians on average have living standards worse than Poland.

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Here is what 3 steaks cost in Canada

>$50

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Here is what 1 gallon of milk costs ($14

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>$46 for a roast

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The Trailer Park boys meat heists weren't satire. Organized Meat Theft is an epidemic in Canada

>He left his friend waiting in the car at the main entrance of Dollar’s Your Independent Grocer. Shopping list in hand, he went directly to the meat section. There, he quickly loaded a couple hundred dollars worth of items–six T-bone steaks, a prime rib roast–into one of the reusable shopping bags so popular nowadays.

>Bypassing the cashiers, he hit the exit doors at a brisk pace–though not so fast as to attract unwanted attention–quickly slipped into the waiting car and disappeared into traffic. Elapsed time: Perhaps two minutes.

>Professional thieves aren’t just well organized, their footmen are also remarkably fast and efficient. A retail theft expert in Chicago recently estimated that one professional thief, or “booster” is equivalent to four or five amateur shoplifters. Dollar says that some thieves get in and out of his store in 30 seconds. It’s common for these pro bandits to make off with $300 to $400 worth of merchandise in a single heist, adds Richard Hampel, a detective constable with the North Bay police, who worked with Dollar and his fellow grocers to combat the thieves.

>Meat is a particularly attractive target. It commands a high street price and in many cases doesn’t feature a UPC code that enables it to be traced. Hampel says that thieves sometimes sell the stolen merchandise from their home or take it to local drug dealers in exchange for cocaine. In some cases, goods make their way through a sophisticated network of fencing channels.

>canadiangrocer.com/top-stories/grocery-theft-gone-in-30-seconds-6162

In Canada, 6 T-Bone steaks and a roast cost $300-400. In Canada, cocaine dealers accept steak, meat and cold cuts as payment. This is no joke. Organized Cheese Robberies are common with the police reporting the types of cheese stolen and the quantity down to 100 grams.

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Eat some cheese desu

>$69.90/kg

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Cheese heists are a thing in Canada

>More than 145 kg cheese stolen from southwestern Ontario shop

>Stolen cheese includes 3.2 kilogram blocks of havarti, five wheels of gouda and 18 kilograms of cheese curds

>Police in southwestern Ontario are looking for thieves who made off with more than 145 kilograms of cheese, worth an estimated $6,200.

>$43/kg

Gangs in Canada will actually case out cheese factories, break in, steal the cheese then fence it to pizza shops

>cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/massive-theft-village-cheese-mill-1.3998872

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In Canada, police release the names of the cheeses and the amounts stolen down to 100 grams.

>Police released a long list of the stolen cheeses that includes two 3.2 kilogram blocks of havarti, five wheels of gouda, 18 kilograms of cheese curds, more than 30 kilograms of cheddar, and 10 kilograms of sizzling hot jalapeno.

Investigators are seeking the public's assistance. Const. Ed Sanchuk says someone in the community will have information that will assist police with this investigation.

>10 KEYS OF SIZZLING HOT JALAPENO

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>Selfdeau template

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>Cripdeau template

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>OC

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>10 kilograms of sizzling hot jalapeno.
Shit, how does he expect to ever move that much product without drawing attention?

6.4 million leafs recently admitted they only eat meat once a week because they can't afford it. The national propaganda machine CBC is trying to spin it that it is because of lifestyle choices - just read the comments to see how every single response is 'BULLSHIT LOL WE CAN'T AFFORD IT'.

>cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/andrew-coppolino-vegan-vegetarian-less-meat-restaurant-options-1.4889035

>There's a new reason to ask, "where's the beef?"
>The results of a recent study undertaken by the University of Guelph and Dalhousie University show that Canadians are reducing the meat in their diet—and restaurants are responding.

he numbers are revealing. While 82 per cent of Canadians said they eat meat, the study also showed that 6.4 million of us have reduced or eliminated meat consumption.

>Women are more likely than men to limit or eliminate their meat intake and more likely to replace it with other proteins.
>Ontarians are most likely to already be eating less meat, according to the survey. Atlantic Canada less likely.
>Age plays a role: 63 percent of respondents describing themselves as vegans were under age 38.

>Restaurants, both national chains and independents, have certainly noticed their customers' interest in eating more plant-based food and less meat. The success of A&W's "Beyond Meat" plant-based "hamburger" meant that it sold out quickly, and this past summer, Beyond Meat was in fact outselling its popular Teenburger.

Meat is so expensive fast food chains are replacing beef with tofu

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>Shit, how does he expect to ever move that much product without drawing attention?

Leaf cheese smugglers are very discreet unlike Trudy. In Canada everyone has their own personal deli dealer along with a leaf dealer

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LEAF OIL IS FETCHING JUST $7/BBL

LITERALLY 1/3 THE PRICE OF A PHYSICAL BARREL

7 FUCKING DOLLARS A BARREL

7 DOLLARS AND COLLAPSING

THEY PUMP 4M BPD

THIS WAS THE PRICE FROM YESTERDAY, A 33% DROP IN 1 DAY

ITS NOW TRADING AT $5

THIS IS LIGHT SWEET CRUDE NOT HEAVY SANDSHIT EITHER

CANADAS ECONOMY IS TOTALLY FUCKED, THEY ARE LOSING $250M A DAY OR $93B USD A YEAR OR 155B USD WITH MONEY VELOCITY OF 1.7 FACTORED IN A YEAR OR 10.5% OF THEIR GDP BECAUSE FUCKING LEAF OIL CAN'T FETCH MORE THAN $5 A BARREL

CANADA IS FUCKED, WHY ARE LEAFS SO KEKED? THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO BUILD PIPELINES TO SEA AND THEIR ONLY CUSTOMER IS THE USA

LITERAL 49% OILKEKS

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The cost of everything has gone up 20% recently due to the Trudeau Tarrifs. Everything from toilet paper to maple syrup.

Here are the tarrifs by the way

>Candy
>Anything with sugar
>Maple Syrup
>Cereal
>Toilet Paper
>Tampons
etc

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>ayyy nice wheelz LMAO

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Here's what $75 buys you in the USA vs Canada

>protip: the right would cost you $680 in Canada

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USMCA signed - notice how Canada is last?

US - United States

M - Mexico

C - Canada

Leafs on suicide watch. Even Mexico is more important than your shithole Canadian country.

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>$39 for some chicken my dude

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Here's Trudeau's cuckrage at Trump cucking him

>@20:00 Trudeau refuses to hold up signed document

youtube.com/watch?v=2bFgWyYeXyA

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>pic related

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>18:50
>Trump gets out his Alpha Thick Pen
youtube.com/watch?v=2bFgWyYeXyA

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I heard cocaine dealers are now getting paid in stolen meat from the users? Can someone confirm?

ISRAEL IS FUCKED

>>Meat is a particularly attractive target. It commands a high street price and in many cases doesn’t feature a UPC code that enables it to be traced. Hampel says that thieves sometimes sell the stolen merchandise from their home or take it to local drug dealers in exchange for cocaine. In some cases, goods make their way through a sophisticated network of fencing channels.

100% accurate. Meme your flag though, otherwise Leafs will stroke out and shitpost you to death. For your own protection.

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Bump. Might read.

Modern day Robin hood

What currency doth ma lord taketh?

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bumperino. these are my favourite threads