Running for prime minister of Australia

Australia First

It won’t matter, the two party system we have must be eradicated

I’ll probably subvert then and possible make it illegal to be a liberal or labor party member

:)

This

good luck.
even those running for local council who dont toe the line get JFK'd here.

Australia first it is.

When you see me establish my power, remember that you chose the party name. Kek

This country is run by crooks who harass the public for speeding and cannabis while they fuck kids and run the ice trade.

The "Australian Fuck off we are Full" Party

I’ll tel them to get fucked and record the whole thing secretly

Bless

What would you have instead?

Drug users will be shipped off to rehabilitation camps and heavy dealers will get the death row for ruining people’s lives

> a fucking Subaru

Just make sure you use your time in the Air Force to seek out like minded individuals and make connections. Godspeed user.

do it user, please do it.

Implying the government should have that kind of power over her citizens

bring back guns and i will vote for you

You don't really run for PM here, first you have to join the party, be elected in a seat on the winning side and convince your elected party colleagues that you should be their leader, the leader of the government. We don't have prime ministerial elections, only federal government elections, that's why people crying over the leader being knifed is stupid, it's what happens when the government is under stress or not performing, in the recent past it's been because there has been a struggle within our political class over lat stage globalism.

It will be the rule of law, drugs are non productive and degenerate.

Stagnation is unacceptable, we should of been colonising space by now

Ofcourse I will,

take it from me user 90% of aussie zoomers slonk weed,

That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.
George Orwell

Last time there was a party of that name they stacked it with hyper Nazis to discredit it. They pushed out anyone who would have appealed to the masses and the party ultimately folded. A real COINTELPRO job. That name is tainted now.

also we can execute the gooks and abos

I’ll just dump some aboriginal cunts in my party then kick them out after lmao

do you need any prerequisites to get into politics? i have been thinking of doing it after i finish tafe

No.

You need money, so personal cash or find some lobbyists or donators.

ok, i guess the cert 4 will come in handy after all

And connections, plus if you are young build lots and lots of relationships with people. If you are running for smaller office then knock on every fucking door, don’t be afraid of rejection dude. It’s the only way

You don't run for prime minister cockhead

He probably means since he is the leader of the party,

Could be useful. But the big thing at the moment is jobs. I'm talking push the big projects. Gas plants, power plants, new ports, new mines. Get the Pilbara iron boomerang back on the books. Get some new steel mills and aluminum smelters going, build massive desalination plants for water. Mandatory non combat military service (base guards and support services) for anyone leaving school and not going to uni or into an apprenticeship.

thanks m80 hopefully i can make a go for it in Greece

Nationalize the stock market 51%

There has to be a reason for mandatory military service, without it then people will literally revolt.

Probably plant some false flag and claim it’s for the defence of the nation

HNNNNG I'm frothing at these ideas

How do I deal with the homeless problem Jow Forums?

Without killing them that is

or create a stigma around not doing millitary service, in Greece if you dont fo your 9 months you are looked down upon

Send em off to New Zealand somehow

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oh yeah dont revel your power level even a little bit, you saw what they did to dutton

Yep

Let the sheep fuckers deal with them, eh?

ship them all into tasmania on canoes, if they drown they drown

The system is fucked and designed to keep the corrupt in power. We could never have a trump here under the current system because all the party fags would knife his ass.

>Stagnation is unacceptable, we should of been colonising space by now
kek this cunt thinks he's gonna be the aussie hitler

Why would I compare myself to Hitler? He is completely different. Wanting your country to advance is somehow Hitlerish?

(You)

Non combat. That's voluntary. By having service that's non combat those involved will get paid to free up combat troops, get a sense of discipline, free on the job training for basic stuff (warehousing, kitchenhand, administration) as well as favorable admission to university. And it forms a readymade reservist corp, along with helping kids who'd normally rush off to uni to really make a decision on what they want to do. All you need is 2 years.

Can you get me a job as a janitor in ASIO/ASIS?

By creating a gov dept to manage fire prevention in our forestries. Use them to maintain and sectionaly preburn as a bush fire prevention initiative.
Use them to build camping areas so our younger generations have some where to go to learn about bush survival, ride motorbikes and play with the guns you will be giving back.
It would help build skills for both the homeless and youth while giving some of our fuckups some where to go and be fuckups without annoying people in towns.
Charge a camping fee (we have these already) to help cover costs.

Fuck yeah.
I would love to take out the trash at asio.
A terror watchlist should be more than sitting back watching terrorists kill aussies.
Get rid of the right admin staff and let the guys do their jobs properly.

Hijack a bomber with nukes on it and drop one on act and Melbourne
Politics won't fix this shithole we need a purge

I just wanna sweep floors

>I just wanna sweep floors
Dare to dream big.

Lol, like a 4chins autist would ever get elected as prime minister. Keep dreaming user.

>go to sleep user

No

People like you are why our country is in the shitter

>Wanting your country to advance is somehow Hitlerish?
No, but wanting a bunch of shit you could never get passed through and saying things like "stagnation is unacceptable" and suggesting "it will be the rule of law, drugs are non-productive and degenerate" is a reasonable response to someone pointing out that you're advocating Government overreach are all pretty tell tale signs that you're probably doing rack and drinking long necks and thinking in terms of if you had dictatorial power and how cool it would be to pass all these great ideas you have that would never find their way through their political system, let alone the public.

I was talking to a mate of mine the other day. He worked in the Navy During the whole "stopping the boats" thing. This is basically how it went down.

> Navy Ship would intercept around 4 ships a day
>Around 1000 people a day.
>The Navy would Unload the people off the boat and onto these Orange life boats (like that ones on the back of shipping containers ships but much bigger
>Give them juuuust enough food and water and fuel to get back to their country and only their country and point them in the right direction
>Then let them go.
>Then when that Lifeboat shows up abandoned on a beach in Indonesian the Australian government looks the other way.
>Super illegal on an international level but the boat people got the message.

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Btw the whole auspol, bantz, lazy memes are designed to keep Aussies complacent. That is pure cia faggotry. The shit is about to get really real when all the fisa and Clinton foundation shot hits the fan this week.

It’s not as far fetched as you think, and if I can’t acomplish it. My predecessors will surely follow I’m my footsteps

Lmao I mean my successors wtf

Which state you from?

Originally NSW but migrated to Victoria

thats rough buddy