GET EVEN WITH GOD BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

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Join in, repent and enjoy Eternal Life! All hands on deck, normies and neets alike - unite for Christ! The time has come to rid Jow Forums of its degeneracy. LIFE IS FINITE, GET EVEN WITH GOD! Come aboard:

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Kirie eleison!

DEUS VULT!

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THIS IS GREAT GUISE COME ABOARD!

The great stream

Jow Forums is and always wil be a Christian board.

These streams are always great

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Glory pilled

Get your friends and family on.

Prove the existence of God and dont use circular reasoning

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The whole familys invited

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Knock it off! This is a Christian thread.

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fuck off, kike wannabe

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Praise be Lord Jesus Christ

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Ok, this is epic.

Indeed

Orthodoxy is the superior religion
Prove me wrong
One tip! You can't!

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shilling for your eternal life, try to change my mind.

Orthodoxy believes divorce and marriage is OK. Orthodoxy cannot agree if or if not the eucharist is the body and blood of Christ. There is no communion between orthodox churches so how can it be the body of Christ. The Catholic Church is the church founded by Jesus

You're dumb but it's not because you're dumb it's because you're limited. I believe in nothing, i don't see any limits. I guess i'm God's bitch no matter what i do so uh... yeah, Praise The Lord.

got em

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PRO TIP: all churches are corrupted.

Rejoice rejoice, O Christians

God bless all of you, anons. Praise be to Him, the only One who can give you eternal life.

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Orthodoxy has patriarchal authority

Christianity has pedophile popes

i just used my amazon prime to subscribe, was first suscriber LUL

the 88 of truth

bump for truth!

Pope Paul IV, Bull Cum ex Apostolatus Officio, Feb. 15, 1559: “6. In addition, [by this Our
Constitution, which is to remain valid in perpetuity, We enact, determine, decree and
define:] that if ever at any time it shall appear that any Bishop, even if he be acting as an
Archbishop, Patriarch or Primate; or any Cardinal of the aforesaid Roman Church, or, as
has already been mentioned, any legate, or even the Roman Pontiff, prior to his
promotion or his elevation as Cardinal or Roman Pontiff, has deviated from the
Catholic Faith or fallen into some heresy:
(i) the promotion or elevation, even if it shall have been uncontested and by the
unanimous assent of all the Cardinals, shall be null, void and worthless;
(ii) it shall not be possible for it to acquire validity (nor for it to be said that it has thus
acquired validity) through the acceptance of the office, of consecration, of subsequent
authority, nor through possession of administration, nor through the putative
enthronement of a Roman Pontiff, or Veneration, or obedience accorded to such by all,
nor through the lapse of any period of time in the foregoing situation;
(iii) it shall not be held as partially legitimate in any way…
(vi) those thus promoted or elevated shall be deprived automatically, and without need
for any further declaration, of all dignity, position, honour, title, authority, office and
power…

What Francis Really Believes (4th Edition)
youtube.com/watch?v=fvjmveYw0tE

Kneel before thee

>Eternal Life!
Boring

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based annnnn

redpilled!!!!

Truth pilled

Hey dude, how mixed are Hungarians with Asiatics and Turks? like a legit question, i'm not trying to demean you. What's your general impression? are most Hung-Aryans hwhite?

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>Bull Cum

LMFAO.

So, I literally don't believe in Jesus. I could larp to humans and say that I do. I could go to church, take communion and socialize with Christians, who basically are the last people in Western society that are not total pieces of shit. That doesn't change the fact that I don't believe in Jesus. I can't lie to God. He would know that I am larping.

Am I going to Hell? Nb4 "if you think Christians are the only good ppl then why don't you believe?" I know, I've thought about it. Still don't believe. Also I don't believe Christians are the ONLY people that aren't shit. I've met many non-religious people that are cool.

School me

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Men doubt demons know.

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I honestly don't know what you mean

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what's your opinion of my post good buddy?

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communion is symbolism that the church doesn't want you to know.
the wine(blood of Christ) in a chalice is symbol of Christ's love in your heart, beating through your veins
the bread is a symbol of the sun, accepting the "light' of the creator into your mind

God will spare only the Orthodox.

>The time has come to rid Jow Forums of its degeneracy.
>advertises his degenerate video game stream
Go fuck yourself degenerate

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look at OP switching proxies to promote his stream, what a nigger