*ahem*
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*ahem*
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HE FINNA BOUT TO GET DABBED ON
OH SHIT HE BOUTTA SAY IT
Let the party begin :D
*moves in closer to the mic*
*insane levels of feedback with audience cringing and covering their eyes*
*cough*
The suspense is killing me.
It's great being white, if I say so myself.
OH SHIT OH SHIT HERE IT COMES NIBBA
And now before tonight's event, I'd like to pass the microphone to my pal Pepe here.
*looks at stage hand who is motioning to him off stage about something*
FUCKING STOP HIM
Suck it like a good jannie
Pepe? Are you there? Pepe?
*man in suit appears next to the stage hand, repeatedly waves his arms in attempt to stop me*
>good evening ladies and gentlemen...
>I would first and foremo
*cough*
*hacking cough*
>4
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Yes, go on, you’ve peaked my interest
He's enjoying a cigar before coming on stage, making himself wait the sly bastard.
*at this point it becomes quite clear that death is overtaking me. As a final gesture to humanity I reach up to the mic and press it to my lips, ushering my souls final words to the huddled masses*
>fuck niggers
>also, fuck jannies
Um fuck jannies, right either way
Oh there he is, too much ciga eh pepe?
Fuck em indeed.
Fuck Jannies.
félicitations pepe!
et baise le concierge!
LIBERALS CAN'T REFUTE THIS
thank you.
*AHEM*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK CAPITALISM
FUCK COMMUNISM
AND LAST BUT NOT LAST
FUCK JANNIES
least*
Based.
adios fren rip in pieces