Why the US just don't invade Venezuela?

Its literally Holomodor all over again.
If the US invades Venezuela, they would also have access to a shitload of oil and could tell the Saudi's to fuck off forever.
Does Russia offer some kind of protection for Venezuela? Last time I read about it, they are the only ones who buys their oil.
Heck, the US could send some jet fighters here and Brazil and Colombia would do the dirty work. Of course we share de profits later. But its a win-win situation for me. Why isn't it happening, Jow Forums?

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If it was next to Israel we'd have 50 military bases there.

Invading another country is nowhere as simple as you make it out to be.

because they never attacked us.. we only invade countries that attack us or supporting those who do.

Who the hell do we even support they're all useless

You're a stupid person who talks like a fucking retard

But they got LOTS OF OIL

Maduro is a kike! Trump loves kikes. So nothing is going to happen.

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I know, but in Venezuela's case.. They barely have any food, the army's morale must be so low that they would surrender as soon as the war breaks out. I don't see they fighting to the death for Maduro of all people.

We don't need the oil. You could make a case that our refineries are designed to run their shitty crude, but Canada has its own shitty crude that we can substitute anyways.

I think the cost of invasion isn't worth it. It would be more profitable for Venezuelans to self destruct and create social crisis across South America. It is the same reasoning that will apply across the Middle East, Africa, etc. We are much better off economically if other countries start turning to shit and nobody feels safe investing there.

Socialism is the best thing to happen for the United States.

You have no clue what Venezuela's war gear is like, nobody does.
What if they have nuclear weapons? What if they are working with Russia and China?
I don't know if it's worth going through the trouble of fighting next to allied countries to get the oil.
US has bigger fish to fry with the sand niggers.

When do we invade pissrael?

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we don't need the US direct help. Brazil alone could do it but with enlist colombia help we can end this crisis with a swift stroke.

piss off and leave my rightful clay alone, kike.

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77777 ww3 over ukraine

It's a good thing that the knights of the golden circle failed

you kinda make a point
Venezuela has deep ties with russia and china, not because "alliance" but because venezuela has an abysmal debt with both countries, its not like russia is their only Oil buyer, they don't pay anything at all for the oil
also for anyone saying that venezuela's only worth is the oil, its not
venezuela is the country with the most valuable natural resources in the region
>minerals
>natural gas
>clean water
>lots of islands and beaches for tourism
>coffee
>cocoa
>sugar
so yeah its not only the Oil, there's more shit there but yeah again, i dont the US wants to get in conflict with russia and china over that
also venezuelan here, ask me anything

don't you know anything about international law? what makes you think you can just invade a sovereign country?

>If the US invades Venezuela, they would also have access to a shitload of oil and could tell the Saudi's to fuck off forever.

Because that worked so well in Iraq?

This. Americans also should get the fuck off Syria, they are not invited there and without any right.

IIRC they have oil but production costs very high.

what they do have is lots of dumb brown people, with cannibal DNA, who would end up coming to USA.

It would be like Puerto Rico 100000X worse.

It would be like adding a 2nd Mexican border.

My point is not even the oil or the natural goods the land offers, it's the cost and what that would mean for the world political climate.
I've no clue what Trump even plans for 2019, but i can safely assume that going to war is not even close to a guess.

We know how to bring a field into production and they don't. It's better to let them bumble around so it stays in the ground for when we need it later.

>nota saying anything about the uranium and gold ore in the siderúrgica
marico please.

i said minerals bro
you expect to list all of them?

If I killed him and Diadios Cabello on the same day, do I get to be president or do I get bagged by personal guards/military?

How things are going in Venezuela? The news aren't quite getting here. They don't talk much about it. Just a lot of people starving and some of them trying to migrate to other countries. What's Maduro approval rating IRL?

Don't get me wrong, I'm no racist. Nevertheless, it must be stated as clearly as it can be: no one cares about brown people. America never gave a fuck about the American continent until the USSR started to have influence around here, but they would always come towards Europe's, Israel's or Japan's aid as soon as they needed or asked for. We have dozens of thousand of deaths here in Brazil in just a single year, and no one gives as much as a fuck about it as when 5 or 6 people die in Europe. Millions of Venezuelans could die and people would care less than if 50 white farmers in South Africa got killed. And this is not just on pol, the whole world is like this. No one cares about brown people.

Yeah, I think it's like said. As long we are helping the system just by collapsing via socialism, they don't care. Even if millions are dying.

>Does Russia offer some kind of protection for Venezuela?
I believe China owns Venesuelan's oil.

> But its a win-win situation for me.
It will create anarchy and another dumpster fire in Venezuela itself. It will destabilize international diplomacy, Donald Trump does not have the capacity to launch the invasion. In fact, Socialists-Libertarians would veto the war, like recently the war in Yemen. Venezuela will be protected too.

its possible another general inside the army will take the chance to take over
but yeah, by any means, go kill diosdado and maduro, they might probably give up and accept the take over, you will have popular support, cuz no one is supporting maduro right now

my bad user i totally skiped that. kek es hilarante ver este monton de burgers hablando solo del petroleo cuando aún sin este, venezuela es el pais mas rico de la region
>feelsbad

>I believe China owns Venesuelan's oil.
china wons venezuela as whole.

>Its literally Holomodor all over again.
So it's the Jews?

>Brown people
US and the rest of the world doesn't give a shit about anything. Sweden is getting their shit pushed in by immigration laws and nobody says shit. Everything is motivated by self interest and money. It would do the world a favor and help a bunch of people there if US invaded, but i personally think it's nowhere near their plans and there's not much to be gained from the invasion.

Because we already own its resources

>Minerals
Our next president loves them, he talks a lot about niobium and graphene.

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Because Venezuela is going to collapse in the near future anyway, their oil company pdvsa is so dysfunctional and mismanaged that it's going to collapse and there goes the state revenue and bribes to keep the generals loyal

Venezuela can barely pay off their bonds with the corruption and increasing dysfunction going on

How do I get to Venezuela on foot/bike from Arizona with no money? Is there a secret passage or cruise/cargo line that goes to Caracas?

Imagine actually believing this. Fucking retard

pic related
its a fucking hell hole, my family is still over there, they tell me about the horror stories they have to deal with
basically there's nothing, no food, no medicines, no nothing
people living in the border with colombia have resorted to use the colombian peso as the local currency, no one has venezuelan bolivares, the government cant print more money because they have no paper and the only bolivares people have are digital which are fucking worthless right now
yes, people is starving to death but amazingly... some people brag about being thin, they deny theyre starving they just say they are on diet or some shit and proceed to brag about being thin

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You can always try to cross the jungle where the FARCs is at. But they might kidnap you.

You're going to have to suck a lot of dicks.

take a boat from miami, you might be able to make it to vargas (2 hours from caracas)
you might also end up in cuba, so watch out

China is effectively buying up Venezuela. Also, US military intervention generally leads to an increase in illegal immigrants.

Implying the US actually cares about international law

That's sad. Venezuela went from one of the best countries in SA to this.. I hope somehow the situation is fixed. Also long live Oscar Perez.

^this
it will get out of control soon
this user is spot on

The U.S. and most western countries are weak as fuck. We struggled in Iraq, and that was before the SJW took over the military. Imagine now?

Enough women have infiltrated it through "diversity". The army has suffered the most under this. Women literally join and immediately get pregnant to get muh gibs. Their standards were significantly reduced, and it's even worse because they'll serve right alongside common men.

It's a recipe for disaster and Trump knows this. Whichever fascist Democrat president that comes after Trump will probably be dumb enough to invade a country. When that happens, thousands will die. It will be the end of the Democrat party.

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Fucking chinks always behind those shitstorms. I heard they are buying Africa too.

That’s cus brown people are dirty fucking savages

Do you guys feel bad for them?

I honestly think we love tormenting south americans with our cia hijinks.

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The Monroe doctrine existed before Communism.

Because the justification for a military invasion is not there. So, they'll keep pushing for a "natural" coup backed by the CIA.

I dunno, I think the democrats would sooner turn the military loose on the USA before going anywhere else now. Maybe a russian proxy for revenge about the 2016 election.

No passport. What kind of boat? Stowaway or cruise boat or stolen boat?

So somewhere in Venezuela there's an American cargo plane loaded with freedoms being given to rebels?

>Venezuela went from one of the best countries in SA
from the world actually
>long live Oscar Perez.
long live to Marcos Pérez Jiménez

>implying we need oil
Bitch we got shale, the most in the world. And if we did the left would just go hysterical. Don't get me wrong tho if we do go to war with Venezuela you'd see my ass enlisting to kill commies

i feel ya
also, i'm not 100% oscar perez was ever an actual nationalist
i think it was all a plot to antagonize the Opposition in venezuela even further
"see i told you guys, the right is just a bunch of putschists! good thing we stopped them!!!"
i don't feel sorry for him, i think he was a tool all along, if he ever wanted to do something for the country he'd done it right away, not letting the government know through facebook beforehand
the real heroes died protesting against the government, young college students with a future a lots of dreams

Stop making us look bad Jose

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Maduro is funded by both the Chinese and the narco cartels. After oil, he needed a new money source, and these were the two options available.

i'm venezuelan, kek
i live in pain everyday knowing that my kid will never walk the streets i grow in
that my family might die while i'm away, fuck communist man

>CIA
you sound just like a chavez/maduro supporter

It's not racism per say. It's just that deaths like that in Europe aren't normal while in Brazil it is. It isn't "news". Same reasoning while mass shootings get a lot of attention while really gang warfare is where the majority of murders actually occur.

The default foreign policy of America and anyone else is neutral unless there is a reason to engage. Brazil has never really been a threat nor a strategic benefit to the US.

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we don't need Venezuelan oil, nor do we need Venezuelans

We love arming rebels almost as much as we love training them to take the fall.

I can tell you live in a favela
>Cold war
>USSR trying to 1up us after Cuban Missile Crisis and us putting nukes in Turkey
>Put nukes in SA by funding Che and other commies
Someone doesn't understand simple tactics of a cold war

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No Casus belli.

kek, you'd be happy if you could swap some of your mexicans drug dealers for venezuelans

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>venezuela is the country with the most valuable natural resources in the region
Completely useless without stable governance, unless you can let kids dig it up in shallow mines like in the congo.

estos mutts no saben un coño, no los culpo
ellos solo se enteran de lo que les dice CNN y los medio locales, jamas les llega las noticias sin alterar

Its not our problem fuckhead.

why would the us invade? they are doing a perfectly good job destroying themselves

if you havent realized this by now those wars were never about oil

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>land cant be harvested if no one does
wow

Some (or many) latin american governments countries will sperg out even if they dislike Maduro's administration, the UN will sperg out, latin americans on the Internet will sperg out

I read somewhere last year that if venezuela
got in deep trouble russia would end up owning a majority share of citgo

Ah, and democrats in the USA will go into "genocide republicans" mode

How many Venezuelans speak English/want to?

USA doesn't give a shit about oil, this is a meme. Israel is the reason wars happen.

People said the same thing about Afghanistan and Iraq. Still dealing with that shit. Or look next door at Colombia and FARC. They had a countryside based insurrection for almost 50 years. Colombia received US special forces and logistical support during those years too.
Change has to come from within, otherwise if you just save people, especially those of other cultures, they never learn the lesson that got them into the trouble in the first place.
Also Venuzuela's oil is crappy. It requires a ton of processing to be made useful.
Finally we don't want to deal with more Central/South Americans. We have our hands full as it is.
All said, it would be a good starting point for Brazil, if you guys can make a good dent on your domestic issues, you've got a good project next door that would require feasible logistics and power projection.

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Not at all.
I don't see a military coup to oust an incompetent socialist government as a bad thing rather than a necessity, both to reduce the potential loss of life and that the government makes it next to impossible to remove them any other way.

Given the part of the world, you'd be stupid to overthrow a "democratically elected" government (which is a legitimate cause for invasion) without America/CIA's blessing, only to have the USA actually step in to return the former government to power.

What's the flag on the right? Some sort of Falangism?

>Also Venuzuela's oil is crappy. It requires a ton of processing to be made useful.
lies
problem is, Venezuela literally burnt off all their refinery centers so right now they sell the oil raw so even if you had their oil you don't have local refinery, it would be expensive to make new ones or take somewhere else to refine it, it kinda defeats the purpose of fighting for the oil

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im talking the CIA part
there's no CIA agents or shit going on in venezuela, the place is no man's land right now
chavez use to say all the time all the problems in the country were caused by bush/obama and the CIA, it has never been this way, kek

Why bother, Only thin they have is offshore oil. All we would have to do is bomb their ports and storm there platforms.

You'd be foolish to think that the CIA isn't active in Venezuela. Chavez/Maduro claiming that the country is failing due to CIA as opposed to the faithful implementation of socialist policy is pure fantasy though.

China/Russia would retaliate severely.

That's your fucking job. Anschluss time.

i remeber when that shit exploted and chavez tried to cover it up because muh bolivar spirit

How quickly the disease of Bolshevik communism destabilizes a once stable and functional society.

Really percolates the pistachios.

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