Prime minister of Australia

How does one effectively become prime minister of Australia. Would it be better to create a new party or join an existing one and try to become leader of the winning party.

Australia’s system is so fucked

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for a while I've been thinking about trying to create my own party, but i don't know how i'm going to get funds/resources/members. its just a vague idea that's been floating about in my head

Run for local council, build bridges and connections. Build an honest and transparent reputation.

Start a party, get funding from donors or lobbyists that support your ideas. (Less gun laws, nuclear energy ect)

Build a platform of supporters and you’re set

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I wish making a successful 3rd party was as easy as in Australia

>How does one effectively become prime minister of Australia
how?
> join a political party
> run with populist ideas
> start a coup to remove current PM
> get elected by your own party members. fuck democracy.
the end.

Should I pull a ceaser and kill everyone who doesn’t follow me

Caeser

sure, why not? standards have fallen pretty low. they couldn't get any lower.

Also I’m going to invade New Zealand

>The end

until you get 4 bad polls in a row and they repeat the process on you

about damn time. rename it to new australia.
oh silly me, i forgot about that part.

Ok let’s say I become prime minister

What’s stopping me from declaring a coup and becoming the supreme emperor of Australia

this.
good luck user, keep us posted.

attorney general will slap them down

you don't, retards have to vote for you, and retards will never stop retarding
you'd legit have more chance of joining the army, then doing a military coup

What if they disappear ;)

> military coup
you wot m8?

Holy shit this sounds like the most fun one though

the fuck cunt
join army, get army guys and cops on your side
do coup
easy

im not sure how that'd work. you might have to separate from the commonwealth first, become a republic and then write your way into power passing whatever bill you need.
>Holy shit this sounds like the most fun one though
kek. would be. if you can convince the armed forces to support your diabolical plan.
yea you're right.

Australia is the most difficult country in the world to succeed in politics. Left wing boomers control everything. You are a slave to China and big business. The general public are uninformed, stupid and being replaced by Chinese and Indians anyway. It's hopeless here.

And some ABC journalist and fellow traveller will uncover you. We are doomed in this country.

My dude, every friend I have has been slightly right wing radicalised by me already.

It’s so easy once you know how to do it

Start local, suck cock until you get where you need to be.

Like most careers.

then you take over the media
shoot cunts at unis
get everyone's internet history so you know who your enemies are
shoot them
replace all managers in businesses with based cunts
build nukes
tell all white people to fuck and have kids
piece of piss

yeah i know i'm just larping

Threaten his family lmao

If he spills, plant some heroin in his car and his reputation is gone

>heh I’m just larping
(Shuffles hands)

Best to start a new holy empire/kingdom, thereby it outlaws secularism. That way, we can kick out all The Christ Killers, Muzzies, Chinks and Negroids that the shitlibs flooded in.

fuck off cunt
it's not worth it anyway
most white cunts are cunts

Where though lol, coast has the most population.

Do I start a revolt with the Abos lol

You can forget about being PM without the backing of a major party. Once you're in parliament I think it's just a matter of being the most well liked amongst different factions in that party.

Start by turning off your porn tab, goy.

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Create your own system and change the title of the head of state to Gay Lord.

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