Do you tip more during the holidays?

I am on my phone, hence the errors/autocorrect.
Sorry :(

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I always tip generously, 30% usually. I feel like anymore is a bit implying/insulting.

Remember buys, move the decimal and multiply.

>i contribute nothing to society
>i dont care about social stability
>its there fault that i participate in a business model that is known to utilize tipping because i am entitled to receive free labor

I tip at least 50% more, so 1.5x0=0

Little cousin works in a restaurant as a waiter (massive chain restaurants). He says the worst and only customers are niggers. He said they come in and demand nuanced shit like water, lemon, and sugar for the table, order other drinks and alcohol, plates upon plates and silverware for every dish, says they try to make the biggest mess possible, then don't tip him. He said teens tip better than them. So if you don't tip, you're a fucking nigger, plain and simple.

Be very wary of ever eating there again or the equivalent of whatever service they offer. If it's a small business where you are guaranteed to see the same person again then you can just cross that place off your list for the next year or two.

Fuck tipping practice.

Get rid of this shit in North America.

Fuck you, I'm not going to subsidize employer's responsibility to pay proper wage to its staff.

Fuck you for expecting a tip without doing shit all.

This is why people go to fast food/food courts instead of restaurants.

If you add a tip prompt to the card machine at coffee shops, food courts, fast food places, I'm never going to that one again or skipping the option without hesitation.

Fuck you for expecting a tip for delivery when there's a delivery fee already.

Why tip 1/2 the bill? You're saying that the service is better than the food/or reason you're there.

Fucks sake I tip at bars/restauraunts and I slip my barber a bit extra when I get a cut and that's it. Taxi drivers, what the fuck man.

Unless it's a restaurant I frequent often, I'm not tipping anything more then $2. Get fucked you losers, go to school if you want to make decent money.

>tip restaurant staff 50% of the bill

Was this pic made by a waitress? What the fuck.

>Doesn't tip taxi drivers

Hey man let me save you some time and get you to where you need to be as quickly (a skill developed out of doing it for a living) as possible, minimizing your fare. Nigger.

Are you retarded?
>i contribute nothing to society
I have a job, hence i do contribute enough. And no-one gives me any tips and i don't expect any.
>i dont care about social stability
If social stability is held by some tips, you mus be truly a retard.
>its there fault that i participate in a business model that is known to utilize tipping because i am entitled to receive free labor
Free labor? I paid for the food and the waiter is employed for additional service. His boss has to pay the waitor, not the consumer. Next time you buy some clothes leave a tip for the kids in nepal for social stability. Or for the web developer, who works for his boss. Do you wear any shoes? Do you use a computer? Why don't you top bill gates and his pajeet crew?

Who the actual fuck wrote this? This is one of the most insane things I've ever seen. It looks like it's a guide to fuck over foreigners.
>wait staff at a restaurant
>30 to fucking 55%
Non-mutts, do not believe any part of this. If you ever come here and decide to tip 15% is standard, 20% if it's really good service.

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>order a pizza
>expected to pay double of what pizza costs in tip

Yeah it's edited.

$30 tip for a barber, $20 tip at a fast food counter.

lels

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He doesnt get payed by his employer? Was he a volunteer to work for free, hence is depends on the tips of stranger? If he gets payed, why is he angry about low/no tips?

I see a butthurt waiter/waitress is making shit up after this article from Canada caused an uproar 2 days ago.

nationalpost.com/news/the-100000-a-year-waitress-isnt-a-myth-some-hard-truths-about-tipping-in-canada

Nah, they charge enough as it is. Besides I don't live in a city, I've used a taxi maybe 3 times in my life.

Nice try servant fag. Get a real job you worthless pieces of shit

How do i tip you for this post?

Fuck off mutt

i worked as a delivery driver and i still never tip lmaooooo PLUS i worked for an asian restaurant so i ALWAYS was tipped about 5$ most times more

Eating out is a LUXURY. If you eat out and have someone cook your food, clean your dishes, and serve you your food... you fucking tip based on the performance. If you have a problem, let them know, if it gets fixed, tip them. If not, don't.

Participation isn't a put to a scale, if you're there, you are there situation.

>zero is half the bill
Thanks common core

I completely agree, not to mention the "employer" gets a percentage. I've handed people 300+ dollars and told them to put it in their pockets and share it with you who helped simply because the service was outstanding (as should be expected with a bill the size I was paying). It's a fucked up situation, but you can't hold some kid forced to serve as a reason for poor laws.

Fuck off, faggot. The price for a meal includes everything - from ingredients, to preperation and serving. You are just a money-hungry kike who seeks out every way possible to grab the last penny of goyims

Maybe whoever made this should have spent the time getting a better job instead of begging people for ridiculous mounts of money for doing fuck all.

1.5 x 0 / time = the circumference of the sun and the score the Saints game = Profit...

I see you didn't capitalize on the housing crisis. You buying a 500 sq. ft. flat in Australia user? I have a card you can have.

You're right, I didn't read the rest of your post.

>do you tip
No. I'm really bitter and angry all the time so I go out of my way to lower other peoples quality of life. The only people I tip are the Atlantic aviation pilots because they control whether I live or die on a pretty frequent basis.

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>taxis
I didn't even know about this the first time I took one alone and didn't give him shit (other than the fare obv.) after 40$ of travel. woops

Fpbp

Not risk queer. Do you know how hard it is to operate a restaurant.

This isn't reddit dickhead.

>contribution to society
>from a person whose society values individualism above all else

tips are theft m8, like literally socialism

Another reddit retard

US Tipping culture is bollocks. You only tip for exceptional service when someone goes above and beyond, not just people doing the jobs they're being paid to do. I remember being told off by a yank for not tipping the maid at the hotel. What the fuck am I paying the hotel for? Here's a $1 for opening my beer could've done that myself. Fucking Jews.

I never tip when I visit the states because 1) by the time I come back the waitstaff will likely be different even if I went to the same resturant at the same time and 2) fuck americans lol

what is this reddit, you speak of?

It's where you have found all those bulls to fuck your mother and sister.

>tip jars at fast food counters
>$20
Made me chuckle desu

Customers don't tip their waiters here, it's just a very American thing in my eyes. When I say I wouldn't tip anyone I mean that I would probably forget it.
> if you don't tip, you're a fucking nigger, plain and simple.
Not my fault you have a malfunctioning system, user

I don't have a sister, and I'm the only one fucking my mom, so don't you even think about it.

Most of the time you get a warning, but if you frequent a restaurant and dont ever tip you are considered to be taking advantage of the employees which is a form of theft. Again, this doesn't usually happen, but when it does the police will get involved and that's when you can get into some legal trouble. Police will make you empty your wallet to see if you have cash to tip as well as making sure your documents are in order (drivers lisence, circumcision document, social security card, etc..) Assuming you have all your identification shit and enough cash, cops will just force you to tip and be on their way. If you arent able to, then you are looking at a trip to the police station.

I believe you.

I literally never tip anyone. If they complain, I tell them to fuck off and get a real job. Why the fuck would you think you deserve extra money because you brought a few plates to my table? A child could do that, you absolute failure at life.

Should tip retail workers who make less than service despite service getting lower per hour wages.

Tip?

lol, some quality post right here

I never tip.

Delivery driver here

Dont be a bigger, tip your driver

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I understand where "dont-tippers" are coming from, but only in the instance that the company gets tips from them.

Services should be part of the bill, but when something like how quickly are you being served is part of the consideration, I believe that the person soley giving you that service should be under scrutiny. Also, being a bigger tipper and a regular grants to special services- atleast here in Murica.

Can I use as a reference on my application for Australian citizenship then?

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I can tell you from working in a large production facility that black ladies have touched your food after scratching their weaves before it even leaves the factory

>Friends since childhood with a waiter
>He's the only decent guy in a family of dirt-poor benefits-sponges
>We're talking a 'spent all their money on cigarettes so we're having sleep for dinner' sort, he's still the only one earning an actual paycheck to this day
>Despite this he insists on not accepting any tips I give him and paying me back later if I do, because he doesn't want to become 'dependent on handouts' and turn out like his parents
>tfw the other waiters thought I was just being a stingy bastard for a long time because of it

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55% of the bill? Wtf I was always told 10% for breakfast 15% for lunch 20% for dinner
I also sometimes do 25% if they’re actually awesome also at least $5 even if it’s over that

>Your circumcision document or your life

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I'll tip around my neighbourhood about 15%, since I will likely get service at the establishments again and don't really want to piss them off.

However I never tip a fucking cent on anything in Canada outside my neighbourhood because I just don't like or respect Canadians. Sure, there are a few based ones around but statistically the person serving me is some leftist human shit who should not even be allowed to steal our air desu.

In all honesty unless the server goes above and beyond the basic duties of their job why should I tip them, it's their job they are doing and it's not my duty to pay your wage.

If my bill is $15 and I tip $5 instead of $3 I feel like a big shot, is that funny?

Based

employment dynamic in most local restaurants/bars is like an agreement with the employer to let you offer your work in their establishment for tips.
Wasn't always like this (like when a $2.13 wage was enough incentive to work). nowadays basically all of a wait staff's income is from tips. So in modern America, if you would like to experience the luxury of being waited on (despite it being monkey work)
>restaurant cleaned and prepared
>drinks made and refilled
>order taken and delivered to table
>any other stupid bullshit you want
then it's expected that you tip them for that since their employer literally gives no incentive to do those things for you.
You pay for food, you pay for service separately. Great thing about it is if the service sucks, you can choose not to pay for it. beats the alternative of service fees factored into food prices so waiters could do fuck all for you and still get payed.

>reddit the post

>Funerals

So if I tip more than $300-500 can they pull some strings and get me directly into heaven? I

... how much is your bill? Retard.

oy vey,and remember to write down how much was tipped so the goverment can tax it goy

I love these "How Much You Should Tip" guidelines. Anybody can make up anything.

Here's my guideline: Add 20% to the bill and then multiply the total by zero. That's how much you should tip. If the service is really good, add an additional 0%

Jesus Christ that's a fuckton of money

I'm for less government you Gypsie fuck. Which means it's game time all little nothing coutries like yours.

But because you're posting on Jow Forums, I'll let you know what's to come. The vultures will swoop in and take anything of value, you will be left with nothing but hope and your confidence in moldy bread. Then, you will be sold off to Russia.

I’ve seen my dad tip a valet $20 I’ve also seen my friend tip $20 for a jimmy johns order that was $20 but that’s a bit much isn’t it

>$20 tip for fast food

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Tipping is for suckers, if you want my money charge me up front and I will decide if the service is worth it or not. The only people who advocate for tips are beggars.

PROTIP: Being polite when taking my food order and bringing me the plate is normal human behavior, not "super service" that warrants extra money.

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How much should I tip the niggers who wash my windshield at the stoplights?

this.
disregard OP's bullshit infographic

Serious question though: at the airport parking, I tip the guy $2 for picking my bag up and putting it into the van. I figure based on how fast he goes, he can get about 10 customers per hour, so about $20 per hour, or $40k per year in un-taxed money. That seems fair to me. Am I being unreasonable?

Also, I fucking hate tipping culture.

This, but unironically.

Please politely hand over one crack and your wallet in exchange for the complimentary windshield wiping.

That's completely reasonable. Like you touched on, he's probably handling seven or eight people each trip, and probably three trips an hour or more. Even if each person only tips a dollar he's making more than $20 an hour in tips alone.

Fuck off, money-grubbing cunt. Waiters do not carry the burden of the entire fucking restaurant on their shoulders, they are the least important part of the place, and are actually being replaced with ipads in Florida. If there was a way to tip the Chefs, the managers, the clean-up crews, and the electricians, then abso-fucking-lutely I'd tip, but not the fucking waiters.

Tipping is stupid. Restaurants make more than enough to pay their employees min wage or more, but expect the customer to do it for them. I’m not going to tip until I stop hearing sob stories about waitresses being payed two dollars an hour. (Not true, since the restaurant pays the difference between what she earns in tips and minimum wage.)

>tip a taxi driver
why not just make the rate higher?
t. never ever asked someone else to drive me somewhere in exchange for money

The cookie cabin girl... I swear she’s gotta be doing like 1 customer a minute and you know she’s 10/10 and people are in a good mood at a place called cookie cabin on top of a mountain I feel like she’s making like $60 an hour, I guess that’s only when it’s crowded though

Eat dick. You and your faggot cousin can shove it up your asses. His employer can pay him far more than min wage and he, as an extension of the business, forces the customer to cough up their hard earned money as a gratuitous tip— maybe the restaurant should stop endless expansion of their chain and lighten the tip load on their customers?? Ever thought of that? The he wouldn’t be bending over backwards trying to please a filthy group of monkeys.

You get your food or services cheaper. That’s it. You may get worse service in the future but it hardly matters if you are visiting.

What’s really retarded is people crusading against tips. Just don’t tip, it’s that simple. If you convince everyone not to tip you are going to get more expensive services with lower quality as the service industry reformats around the shift in culture.

>Waiters do not carry the burden of the entire fucking restaurant on their shoulders,
They do, is the food cold because of shit service or shit practice.

>they are the least important part of the place,
They are literally the face of the place

I'm not saying that current laws don't allow for exploitation, I'm saying you need to recognize nuance.

No one goes to a restaurant with bad food but good service. Restaurants live and die by their cooks.

devil's in the details.

This. Fucking based. Any cuck who tips deserves to be first in line for the chambers. It was designed by the kikes to make their (((workers))) enslaved by paying them nothing and makes useful idiots pay more for a service they already payed for. Only good goys tip like soi cucks.

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And how much better can quick service make your experience?

It's not just the food user.