What does the Canadian army do?

Keep in mind our Navy just finally got a single supply ship to share between both coasts, has zero destroyers, and only like 8 ancient frigates to share between both coasts.

Terrible soldiers. I had to do a training excercise with these retards at fort drum. We had to let them borrow our vehicles because most of theirs were broke .

militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/10/03/a-staggering-number-of-troops-are-fat-and-tired-report-says/

66% obese or overweight, too many burgers huh?

snow nigger
fucking leaf

provide daycare welfare job for officers

Canada doesn't spend enough on military. If you can be taken out within a month of your only real neighbor declaring war on you then you need military funding immediately. Sure Canada will probably never be at war with America, but why take the chance?

15 Billion dollars? Per year?
That can buy more than a few nifty helicopters.
AH-64E: US$35.5M (FY2014)
Hell, you can go cheaper, and older, and still get some elevation presence for less engaged duty.
OH-58D KW: US$6.7 million (1990)
And if you're willing to buy more than a few, and want the mixed scout/light assault, I'm sure Bell would break out this model for you.
Bell ARH-70 Arapaho US$15 million+ (depending on number purchased)

>What does the Canadian army do?
nothing. in spite of all of the money they spend on military expenditures, they have by far the most ineffective and weak military force in the whole west by far bar none.
i mean ffs the average canadian cant even feed himself and you expect them to have a good standing army?

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Canadians have such a napolian complex they refuse to buy our old gear at a discount, instead make shitty Soviet tier knock offs like the Diemco C8 so they can "Stay Made in Canada"

Canadian army:

>40,000 (23,000 regular force, 17,000 reserve forces, 5,000 rangers, 3,000 civilians)

Look, fatties, I got you.
You don't even have to leave the AC and HotPockets.
Boeing AH-6 $2 million (estimated)

Oof

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Oh no maple nigger, day of the rake is coming. You are not prepared.

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Surely you can't be serious.

Because it's a waste of fucking money. If America wants to invade. Let them. They probably would have a good reason and would make the place better.

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They guard the maple syrup reserves.

oh wait.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

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The Princess Patricia Light Infantry

>Princess Patricia

My God Canada... my god

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>Adjusted for inflation, this heist was the most valuable in Canadian history.

They're named after a classy dame, I fail to see what you're getting at

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>Lied about non existent fire fight Op Medak packet to award themselves highest unit level award in Canadian history to distract from getting kicked out of Somalia for being literal raging faggots year before, the absolute state

I think right now fagdeau has them in Eastern Europe keeping tabs on the nationalists and Russians like good cucks

Im in the Canadian Forces, ask me anything

>pic VERY related, my regiment.

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What's your accuracy rating? With and without the hats.

Thanks for Kandahar, faggots

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35% im pretty shit desu but oh well

>Muh Snipers

Good thing im not a sniper.

Lets not talk about that

We're not even a real country. Just an economic zone. There is no identity just a bunch of imported ethnic groups who don't give a shit about each other.

My tax dollars well spent.

You're welcome! Thanks for dragging your allies into a fucking shit show.

Larp as muhh army mans

It was fine before Rick Heller took over RC South, literally went to a violent shithole during your watch that you volunteered for against the advice/ wishes of both US and U.K. Commanders; fuck you

Those aren't soldiers, those are the Canadian Rangers. The only people who live up north are Indian savages like them so what better way to assert our sovereignty over the region than to hand them used rifles and pants?

Serious answer (I'm in the reserves): The Canadian military is pretty useless/underfunded.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Medak_Pocket

Oh shit look at that, looks like we were there after all. And evidence to say otherwise or sperg out like you normally do?

>hue Germany ahead of Israel

Also
>3rd Princess Patricia
Jesus christ

We have the best snipers in the world.

I will take shit that never happen for 500 Alex.

Unless you are talking about the 2006 push back the Taliban did and got fucked up for. Funny how everything became went back down to normal after that.

>Loses to Nasty Girls
You had one Sniper who got 2 kills same mission and one longest kill that couldn't be confirmed because "muh JTF"; pro tip your snipers train at US schools

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To be fair when I was in the regs everyone looked down on the reserves.

Aww you lil maple leaf rapscallion. I forgive you for at least the next hour but don't ever come to Florida in the winter and drive slow in front of me ok?

I bet. We're even more useless

We train art your schools, you outnumber us, and we still have 3/5 of the longest range kills? You sound jealous.

Literally Op Medusa was the only major Kenetic Op you retards could muster, and you still needed support from 10th Mountain and 5th Special Forces Group. The Taliban waited for you to sweep/ clear then went right back and you didn't even try to contest the territory, Op Medusa was an overwhelming failure

we dont need to explain ourselves to dumb fucks like you

Canada doesnt have enemies, everyone loves us. We have no need for spending lots of money on protection you should try it

I guess if everyone hates you then it makes sense to have army bases spread out across the world

Literally every military ever looks down on tampons

Except both times Canada got the longest shot they where confirmed. Stay salty burger.

>Everyone loves us
>Respects us
Pick one and only one you delusional faggot

Go figure that the most cowardly aspect of the infantry is the one thing leafs claim to excel in

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Ah so you are that 10th mountain retard from before. Been a few months burger almost missed your saltiness.

Again no evidence to back up your claims only your incompetent rage.

>We have no need to spend lots of money on protection
Because you absolute niggers refuse to meet even your 2% GDP requirements minimum for NATO membership, you're Israel tier parasites

Oh poor baby, yeah why don't you go to the Taliban and demand an honourable fight and see where that takes you. Never mind the fucking drones you use, I guess sitting stateside on a computer is the very hieght of honour huh?

Based Florida Bro. Fucking Canacucks.

Has that soldier Down's syndrome?

Did you even leave the wire faggot? Because you pussies stopped patrolling 2008 and LARPed till 2011

"2018 International Sniper Competition"
>International

American teams make up 17 of the thirty. hurr -d urr we got number 1.
try to be a bit more of a fuckin nigger, i know you can manage it,

What do you think this guy died of, going for a slow jog? Your Special Forces have never done anything of note, and have fucking muffin tops. Every. Single. One.

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we dont have to do anything of note. we are white men. we get our american nigger cousins, le56%, to do our dirty work, and pick up the tab. now fuck off nigger, get back to dieing for israel. Ill let you know when you've sucked enough jew cock to stop being a nigger.

Lol you seriously are fucking delusional...first of all we have 170 million whites vs your 15 crammed 90 miles from the US border, second why do you think you're any less ZOG? Even a little? You Crown cucks are identical to us minus free speech and natural gun rights, sad

>stopped patrolling in 2008

HAHAHA my god you are a fucking faggot, we still patrolled in till the last six months of 2011.

Bullshit, you pulled back to large bases. You hadn't even been to parts of Panjwai for years when 101st took over

-gun rights .... ahahahahhahaa. your kidding right. 3 out of 4 states have more restrictive laws then all of canada. soon commiefornia is going to ban semi-automatics. you'll be firing muskets by 2030 at thsi rate and probably still on this board running your filthy jew mouth about "muh gun rights". and as for your 170 million .. yeah 170 million le56% mutts, 170 million mulatos faggots. brazil probably has more whites then america
the 101st. you mean the american unit that got caught with child porn and gay strippers, with some staff sergeant running around raping recruits at nite ...
thenewsrep.com/54277/band-brothers-sex-crimes-cover-101st-airborne-division/
what a pack of homos

At least we admitted when we lost Vietnam, maple mutts are the worst

You're military has been meme tier shit since WWI, WWII you took a disproportionate number of casualties against 15 year olds on the western front and then did fuck all else

at least were not pack of homosexual rapists
thenewsrep.com/54277/band-brothers-sex-crimes-cover-101st-airborne-division/
ahahahhaha
you couldn't make this stuff up

What a pack of homos

You literally got kicked out of Somalia and your airborne disbanded forever for raping a Somali Teenager to death with a broom stick; that's turbo gay Chang

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Know what they say about throwing stones when you live in a glass house? Also didn't you have a fucking Colonel of a base murdering and raping soldiers and stealing their underware?

Although sexual assault in the military has been a widely reported problem in recent years, it is often assumed, implied, or stated outright that all of these assaults consist of male soldiers perpetrating violence against female soldiers. Official DOD statistics tell a different tale. From 2006 to 2014, the numbers of male soldiers reporting sexual assault has steadily increased, with 1,073 male soldiers reporting in 2014.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_affair

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Meanwhile, Santoro continued his pattern of sexual abuse against his fellow soldiers. “He would try to get me away from everybody so he could talk to me personally,” Queen said. Santoro would follow him to the bathroom and creep around as well. Queen also claimed that Santoro attempted to drug him at one point, saying, “He went to the platoon doctor and got something. Later, he tried it with liquor.”

Because king nigger got rid of don't ask don't tell, no shit. You've always had fagots in your military

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Back in Afghanistan, Santoro continued his reign of terror. “I had to go my whole deployment trying to avoid this guy and make him happy so that he would leave me alone,” Queen recalled. “He would kick my door in, come in my room, and grab me. He would just randomly do it like he was playing around and feel up on me.” But this behavior was repeated with others in the platoon as well. “More to me, because I was like his thing or something.”

Other members of the platoon described how Santoro was known to coerce privates into sitting on his lap so that they could “cuddle” with one another. Another eyewitness said that he saw Santoro nibbling on a soldier’s ear after hearing rumors about such behavior for some time.

>Most sexual assault is guys raping guys
Wow you just figured that out you fucking autist? What the fuck did you think was happening, gangs of female soldiers raping men in the showers?

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Then, one day, “We started wrestling once after work and he forcefully jammed his fingers in my ass,” Barnes recalled. Fighting his way out of the attack, Barnes yelled at Santoro over the episode.

“Did you just see what happened?” Barnes asked a soldier who had witnessed the event.

“I think I saw what I just saw,” he replied.

Afterwards, the two infantrymen went to their hootch to talk about what had just happened.

“What do I do?” Barnes asked.

“I don’t know, Sergeant,” his teammate replied.

Go post your gay fantasy in another thread you cancerous leaf

We leech of you mother fuckers XD

>Being proud to be a more effeminate version of Israel

its no fantasy. its actaul US soldiers testimony about rampant homosexuality in US Army.

Homosexual rapists!!!! in the airborne no less!!

Santoro tried to force Queen into oral sex that the chain of command took any action. Queen went to talk to his platoon sergeant about the incident. “He had tears in his eyes,” Mason said.

The unit “started burying things,” Mason said. “The command didn’t want another scandal. Had the news gotten ahold of it, you are talking a massive story at the time. Multiple soldiers being sexually assaulted overseas by their own leader? Come on.”

Not proud.
But I'd like to thank all American tax payers for providing our national defence.

You literally had your airborne disbanded forever and are the only NATO country in HISTORY to get kicked out of a Muslim country for homosexual behavior; a LITTLE self awareness Lee Chang Al Duri

Yikes, we got a seething leaf over here boys.

btfo

Canadians actually have the most disengenuious history keeping ever if you look into them, hilarious and painfully delusional from a country so meme tier they couldn't even stand up a division the entitety of the Afghanistan War

Why tf is the FBI on that list?

I got other shit to do besides argue with a homosexual rapist.
thenewsrep.com/54277/band-brothers-sex-crimes-cover-101st-airborne-division/

read the article yourself burger, clean up your own house before you slander mine

but not all the yanks are fags, the author is pretty cool:

About Jack Murphy

Jack served as a Sniper and Team Leader in 3rd Ranger Battalion and as a Senior Weapons Sergeant on a Military Free Fall team in 5th Special Forces Group. Having left the military in 2010, he graduated from Columbia with a BA in political science. Murphy is the author of Reflexive Fire, Target Deck, Direct Action, and Gray Matter Splatter. His memoir, "Murphy's Law" is due for a 2019 release and can be pre-ordered now.

Leaf it's seriously cringie AF you keep posting all of that sexual assault and unsurprisingly suspicious projection from a dog fucking faggot