Two thieves came on a motorcycle, one of them had an assault rifle, and they mugged me. My neighbor reacted once and she got shot in the head. I had no option but to let them take my car and my phone.
I am so desperate. Now I have absolutely nothing.
All my friends got mugged already, some of them with violence. This is ridiculous. This country needs a genocide. Bolsonaro can't fix this shit unless he gas every single monkey in this shithole. If I must die alongside them because I am also a monkey, let it be. I just think there is no solution besides murder.
That sucks man. What part do you live in? Is it that bad in other areas?
Christopher Wood
Take responsibility for your own safety and defense. You can't rely on police or the state to protect you, be a man and defend what's yours.
Elijah Edwards
Join them. It's the only way.
Parker Martin
I find that hard to believe, unless you live on the shitstain of a place they call morro do alemão
Chase Hughes
Some monkeys came up to the window of my truck trying to rob me once. Unfortunately for them I had a spray can of carburetor cleaner next to me and maced the whole group as I swerved at them and floored it.
Parker James
Where do you live? >I live in Rio, all the people I know that were mugged were showing off. >Asking for it
Connor Williams
Funniest thing i've read today
Samuel Long
>Take responsibility for your own safety and defense but that's illegal
Mason Hughes
Yeah, OP, slap the gun out of his hand and hope you don't get shot. It's that easy. Do i need to remind you that we don't have easy access to guns down here?
Matthew Bennett
The police won’t care
Oliver Brown
They will.
Ryder Morgan
Lol
Christopher Nguyen
Everywhere that has brazilians is dangerous. It is not niggers / arabs / anything that is easy to define. It is the brazilian creature, which is far from having any race, that is a demon with an unbelievable potential for evil and a complete lack of understand of even the least abstract virtues. One may call the brazilian a slob, a loser, a monkey. It all falls down like water off the brazilian's raincoat. But call the brazilian a stray monkey and watch as it recoils, how offended it is, how it squeaks, "I've been found out!"
Immigrants in Brazil NEVER act like the native fauna. The only civilized people in this country are those with foreign blood and culture. Hence the non-brazilianized South.
Brazilians are monsters. I'd not mind if Bolsonaro threw us all into a gas chamber. I'd die too, but my sacrifice would usher a better time. We don't deserve to exist, and due to the massive wealth that is stuck in brazilian idiotic hands, we are a burden to the world.
>rio could be worse, you could have died in sao paolo
Mason Stewart
Oh God i can't stop laughing >
Logan Price
Join a right wing deathsquad with your pals and bolso to genocide those monkeys and while you're at it put a big good ol american freedom on a leftist face
Camden Cruz
But Rio is objectively worse than São Paulo.
Hudson Ward
Thays the way she goes hunigger
Camden Ross
haha, I think I robbed you, this happened during the morning? Is your car a silver Siena??
Nathaniel Long
They will. They will try to extort you.
I always laugh at how innocent americans are about foreign police. Police officers are brazilians in uniforms, which means they are one badge away from being a murderous horny chimpanzee.
The only time brazilians see police is when the police comes to extort them, raid their property or apply (((traffic penalties))) that heavily rely on their public trust, as they won't even allow us to see the measures that proved we were breaking the law.
Just another day in the soon to be 1st world paradise of Brazil
Dominic Jackson
You can be the genocide that you are asking for OP. Kill them, kill as many as you can.
Kayden Morgan
Which state are you from?
Jose Wilson
>Hence the non-brazilianized South. Here in the south we also kill and rob people, but it's subtly
Jace Gutierrez
Seriously, I was Elliot Rodger tier of mad.
I'm glad I don't have a gun. If I had one in me, I'd go to the nearest traffic sign and wait for the thieves to show up. I'd just open fire to get my revenge.
Thomas Russell
That’s what you get for ruining the Portuguese language
Aaron Peterson
Bolsonaro isn't in power until January, but it's true that the moment he tries to do things right (Duterte style) he will have the entirety of the liberal globohomo order against him treating him like the new Great Satan.
Connor Campbell
Damn. Sucks for you.
Luis Foster
Rio de Janeiro. Family is from the Northeast.
Austin Jenkins
How much for the Siena?
Isaiah Roberts
why didn't you shoot them back?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
A lot more than any sane person would be willing to pay in a decent economy.
Angel Hughes
Become a mugger and mug them back you fool
Cameron Hall
Rio is absolute shit nigga lmao
Luke Long
Not sure how much I can actually recommend this, but if you have someone who plans to off himself anyway, ask them to be bait for these guys.
Follow him at a distance and when he starts getting mugged, shoot the muggers.
It's high risk, but at the very least you'd be doing a service to the community. The muggers will get the message, at least to avoid that particular neighborhood.
Joshua Rodriguez
We can't have / carry / bear arms.
Only the criminals and the criminals with uniforms can. This country is a scam.
I'm picking my first salary and I don't even want to pay rent anymore. I just want to buy an illegal guy and ither shoot myself or open fire against the maloqueiros. I'll likely be murdered in jail (if I'm not murdered on the street), but I'll have done the right thing.
This is not life. I spent the last 6 years paying for this old car. I have nothing to show for myself.
Connor Bennett
>enters pvp zone without gear you deserved it desu
Caleb Sullivan
Get fucked brazilboi
Jason Adams
>ES is worse than RJ WHAT?
Asher Howard
I was born in the PVP zone.
This entire country is a mruder hole.
Michael Sullivan
Go full Death Wish and just start roaming the streets shooting gangbangers.
dude I want to sleep, but I have to know: did you have a silver Siena?
Blake Lewis
>amerimutt still thinks everyone else in the world wants to live in his country You can keep it, m8.
Landon Martin
Absolutely.
Lincoln Barnes
You don't need a gun, burn them. Not easy to shoot you if their face is melting.
Hunter Johnson
show shithole tier flag faggot
Nolan Phillips
>assault rifle Fuck, Rio really hit rock bottom, shit here is hard but I can't even imagine bandits using anything other than handguns for mugging.
Good luck bro.
Landon Jenkins
Why? I just said you can keep it. What's the problem? Do you want more immigrants?
Cooper Lee
The thing about muggers is that theyre just like jews. Theyre all cucks deep down but also live money. Jews and muggers and cucks will steal from you and not feel bad about it. And theyll fuck your wives and children and smile, even going so far as to rub it into your face as if they were just kidding. Because they have no shame and donr care whether you believe them or not and are such degenerates they wouldnt mind the same happening to them. Their lives are so devoid of meaning that they can only get off to flying on clouds of money they stole from the peoole they consider sheep while they fuck pets and dab at the same time.
Jaxon Nguyen
>brazilian shitskin detected
Christian Wilson
Here is a more recent one. I don't know their problem, but most of our murders are gang or drug related.
I was a cheap FIAT that I managed to pay off after 5 years. I never even kissed a girl, so I treated that car like a lady.
I really cared about it. But I had no money to pay for insurance. It is too expensive in this country because of all the brazilians around.
Justin Rivera
Just dont come here as a refugee ya fag
Kevin Hernandez
Wow, truly the work of a genius investigator. How did you discover it, Sherlock Holmes Jr?
Blake Harris
This looks more plausible.
Joshua Williams
But RJ being lower than SP is still weird, even for 2012.
Xavier Smith
But this will perpetuate the cycle. It has to be broken somehow.
Nathaniel Bennett
>hates immigrants >gets mad when people say they don't want to immigrate
Bentley Cooper
anything north of paraná should be nuked
Eli Walker
Here is what I found: >What has caused this explosion of violence? >The lucrative drugs trade is a major factor. Rival cartels fight for control of the routes that transport cocaine arriving from Colombia, Bolivia and Peru. >The UN has increasingly highlighted Brazil's role in the international cocaine trade - not as a producer but as a transit country. >Brazilians in the wealthier south-east of the country are increasingly becoming consumers of cocaine, and large quantities are also shipped to Europe, Africa and Asia. So, yeah, drug related.
Brazillians are irrelevant for american demographics, you have tons of bigger fishes to fry. Start with mexicans, and then go for puerto ricans and dominicans.
John Brooks
>I was born in the PVP zone.
You're right. Thieves and Hijackers are like players using 3rd party programs to cheat the system and then kiss ass / pretend they aren't cheating when the GM (cops) are around and the truth is GMs (cops) aren't always around and while some get caught the GMs (cops) can't catch everyone.
Meanwhile you keep playing with no advantage and actually a disadvantage and the cops see you as an NPC. You aren't even on their radar, they don't care about you. You are a fucking grass snake.
The truth is you need to get out of there to live somewhere honest because if you decide to stay there in the PVP zone I can't see why anyone would want to play fair or expect that playing fair would work out. If your friends have been murdered, you need to get out with your FEET and your LIFE or you're gonna get murdered. And if you think that becoming a criminal will save you, they die like flies also. You may think they live free but they are just dying like flies and everyone you see will be dead in 3 years maybe 5-7 if they are lucky. But your people keep fucking like animals and replacing them, but its just a meat grinder.
Lincoln Edwards
Hm, I guess this is true for regions that received almost no immigration, like north and northeast and a good part of southeast, but in São Paulo countryside things used to be quite civilized till some years ago, when people from other states and the capital moved in. But lets just erase history and pretend that we were always the same thing.
Gavin Cook
If they had an assault rifle you could have done little to nothing with a concealed melee weapon and without proper training a gun is only trouble but, since I'm assuming you live in the city, you probably can't even train by yourself. Don't take it too hard on yourself you probably couldn't have prevented it beside paying a bit more attention to your surroundings when crossing an alley
Sebastian Sanchez
don't work for cars, cars are simply tools. Real uses of money is land and house and wife and kids. You learned this lesson, this was a hard lesson. I am sorry you had to learn this way. Go somewhere safe, work, find a woman, not a city woman, live away from the murders. Buy books, buy farm equipment, buy solar panels. Buy battery banks. Dig well.
These are all good things. Fat titties and a good meal and a good book and peace and quiet are worth more than 100 Fiats.
Tyler Jones
Funny thing is they are already afraid of Bolsonaro. Here is our most powerful gang "Comando Vermelho" trying to intimidate Bolsonaro.
>pussy beta male monkey scared shitless doesn't do nuffin >alpha 50+ year old brazilian whore tries to stop thieves and forces them to waste a bullet on her head
Adam Perez
to all my fellow monkeyland continent brothers there is no way out just grow a thicker skin, man up and try to do your thing we will never be able to cleanse our cultures the shitskins rule the land once again, and i cannot see any conquistadors coming back in the near future
Alexander Davis
>I am so desperate. Now I have absolutely nothing. Is it true what they say about off duty Brazilian cops or just a meme?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
At least she found a way to leave Brazil.
Jordan Morris
I'm sorry to hear it, man. I also hate this piece of shit country.
Dominic Allen
The literal translation is "Bolsonaro is bullets". But the meaning is that they will respond to his presidency with violence. We really butcher the portuguese language from time to time.
Ryan Green
Brazil has a lot of cops.
And they are moslty off-duty because nobody works in Brazil, especially those in the government.
Anthony Martin
I think it's missing a word there "no", but if I had to guess it's "Bolsonaro is a shot in the ass", I think they want to create fear among the Brazilians living in their territory voting for Bolsonaro.
Luke Brooks
> when you die, you win Ok, Justin.
Nathaniel White
Don't worry bro. As a Latin American, I can sympathize.
Things are different there, and we cannot be ruled the same way Europeans and Americans are. We need the military to execute criminal scum on sight. Only then, will we finally have peace in our communities.
Literal translation: Bolsonaro is bullet Comando vermelho
Somewhat decent translation: Bolsonaro will get the bullet t. Comando Vermelho
Possible too: Bolsonaro voters get the bullet t. Comando Vermelho
The main problem is that a lot can be meant be the "é bala" expression, like something being good, someone being threatened with murder, something being dangerous and many other meanings.
Matthew Long
Are you sure? I read "Bolsonaru é bala (no) cu"
Ryder Perez
>and then everyone clapped.
Justin Fisher
> cu it's CV, Comando Vermelho, like "signed by"
Michael Roberts
I would sign up to the police. I can see that being a rewarding and stable job especially after January
Evan Baker
Who's going to stop you? Evidently the police don't give a shit.
