So my depressive online friend just saw a $500/hr escort twice and on the second visit she let him NUT in her mouth...

So my depressive online friend just saw a $500/hr escort twice and on the second visit she let him NUT in her mouth. Now he's getting attached and wants to TIP her.

Would that be a faux pas or is tipping your whore totally normal? For the record he wanted to get her a $150 gift card for Barney's.

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Can’t make a hoe a house wife. Simple as that.

Your depressive online friend is an idiot. I thought escorts were just for a bang then you're off, not to buy fancy handbags for??

There is nothing wrong with enjoying an escort.

However, this is a problem if your friend doesn't have the money and is trying to fill and emotional void.

I have a friend who fell in love with an asian girl at the rub and tug. Lol, what a dumbass

It's only normal if he's from the US

Paying extra is normal, but stupid.

You tip if you really liked the escort or if they provided a really good experience. No tip for a standard or bad experience.

Yes because apparently people in the US are retarded.

No you don't give 150$ for free to an escort, what kind of a fucking question is this?

Tipping an escort=first step to get a crush on her.

Pro tip: run like hell

Your boy is stupid, in humans sex and affections is intimately related. Because he never experienced normal affection he thinks hes having them with a hooker. The hooker will milk her dry she has 10 peopl every week doing the same

>Now he's getting attached and wants to TIP her.

Shes smart. Must've realised that hes desperate and easy to milk for money.

Damn...I wish the escorts I've seen would let me nut in their mouth. I'm jelly.

a couple of days ago my gf came in and insisted on giving me a blowjob, i nutted partly in her mouth and part fell on my belly, she licked it off, how does that make you feel?

Sex is nothing without love.

When I fucked random /soc/ whores, it was so empty and depressing. I was a whore too.

The better the connection was, the more I liked it.

Why wouldn't you just buy a Fleshlight? Genuinely curious.

>asking for a friend

it's over.

Not that user but I just spent $1,000 and the only person who cares is me. I'm gonna go out to the bar later and the only person who cares is me.

Enjoy your limitations lol. I was in a relationship from 18-22 and 23-26. I've been single for 5 years now and it's the best I've ever felt. How does that make you feel?

Tipping is completely optional.
It builds a good report with the hooker but a $500 hooker is going to be used to big spenders so its retarded.

>How does that make you feel?
Superior, you just described a sad life which is the opposite to what i have

>When I fucked random /soc/ whores, it was so empty and depressing.
there's a way to get /*soc pussy to actually physically irl appear before you so you can stick your man meat inside their girly caves again and again until it makes you experience the pleasure of life milk expelling?

As a guy who's fucked prostitutes in the past, I have no idea why anybody would tip them. You can explain to your friend he's an idiot and why what he's doing is stupid, but I doubt he'll be the type to listen.

wjat

Just wait until you break up and you won't be singing that tune. On the off chance you get married... then just lol that's even worse.

I'm the user he originally replied to. It's ok, user. He just needs to make himself feel better about having his hamplanet girlfriend suck him off. While I, on the other hand, fucked escorts who are at minimum 8s. He can have fun with his fugly girlfriend.

Yes, giving whores bonuses to get th to do kinky shit is common.

Your friend is, however, identifying himself as a sucker who can be bilked for extra cash.

good luck with that

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