Anyone know of a good way to make money while pregnant?

Anyone know of a good way to make money while pregnant?

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Do you have a nice voice and can sing? Can you cook them waffles or grill that burger? Can you hustle a motherfucker? Can you drive professionally? Can you deliver shit on time? Can you solve complicated algorithms? You can broadcast your water breaking on cam and get motherfuckers to see a baby's head coming out of your vag.

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Housekeeping. Don't need any real qualifications and you have close access to a toilet if you get sick.

I expected replies like this.

ps I can cook well actually

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Haha luckily I don't have morning sickness. I have thought about this and I don't have a problem with it however I'm worried about breathing all those cleaning chemicals in while pregnant

Have you tried that?

You can just continue to work until you're closer to the delivery date. Most women do, to get more time with their child post-delivery

no but i'd consider buying yours

Thank you for the input. The thing is I am self-employed and can no longer do the same work for a while now. It was nothing weird but I am not going to give out too many details online

Haha you have a thing for pregnant women?

I'd just enjoy the time off then. You're probably not going to be able to just start something new in a month or two, anyway. And once the baby is born, you'll probably want to get back to work at least part-time anyway. Don't sweat it, I'm assuming you guys have been planning for this for awhile anyway, so enjoy.

lactation porn. you don't fuk fuck anyone just squirt milk everywhere...

That's nice of you to say, buuut we weren't planning it. I'm so happy to be having a baby but financially it's not a good time what with a new business and investing and blah blah.
I am kind of between a rock and a hard place which is why I'm asking for this sort of advice here...just hoping to get some off the wall suggestion that could be helpful

Oh my...definitely off the wall but I'll pass

I see. So you're just looking for short-term cash stuff. Well, the only thing I really have off the top of my head really requires at least a couple of months of learning / prep time, essentially starting a new business, which you've already done. And you're probably not ok with really low-grade work like collecting bottles, mowing lawns for neighbors and things like that. Chances are, if you can't work at your own business, other things won't work that well either.

At this stage, I'd advise you to use your time to go on the defensive. Go through all of your bills and cut, cut, cut. Netflix? Gone. Expensive cellphone plans? Investigate a cheaper alternative. Things like that. You could save your family hundreds a month just with a bit of effort. Not super, I know, but better than nothing.

Yeah basically. I've been thinking about a lot of different things. I'm going to try to meet some old people and maybe a get helping/cleaning gig from a few.
No netflix or anything like that. I cook a lot at home and we eat out even less often now.
Some opportunity will present itself I'm sure, just gotta keep looking and waiting

>just gotta keep looking and waiting

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Well, I wish you the best. Hopefully you can find some old people that aren't as stingy as fuck.

lol who knows, maybe I'll have to give it a try...thanks amigo

Haha me too!

Any customer service job will hire you. Say as a cashier, greeter, bagger, etc