Give me a girlfriend

or I will continue to mooch off the system and never even attempt to get a job. There is no incentive for me to be a wage slave to some kike if I am just a dead end.

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user what kind of lazy beaner are you?? what the fuck kind of failed pussy luring tactics are you using?

Girls are a waste of time and money.

Pussy wont solve the problem you have.

Rare grinch

You need help sir

OP, what's your height weight and race? Do you have smooth skin and are you balding?

It did when I had it. During the short periods of time when I've had relationships I have been a well adjusted, functioning member of society, and I even worked hard, but all this disappears once I'm missing it. Pussy is the bottom rung of Maslow's hierarchy for a reason.

What would you do with a gf if you had one? You realize she hangs around all the time and isn't only there for sex. You'll be annoyed by her presence and she'll be disgusted by your lifestyle. You don't want a gf, you are too far gone.

>be lazy
>no job
>no ambition
>be Jow Forumstard
>be OP

>why no girlfren

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>What is surrogacy?

Get a fucking flesh light FFS.

A fleshlight can't connect with me on an emotional level.

A lazy guy that works hard while he's in a relationship is like a slut that doesn't cheat.
They may not be hurting you directly, but you can't trust them in the long run.

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okay sad user, let's fix your dick tragedy. what is your myers briggs? self-understanding is the first step toward dominating only one of the 3.5 billion vaginas you share this stupid planet with. it's a fucking numbers game user, you are gonna win.

You re better off. Women are the most overrated thing ever.

ISTJ

You actually believe a turkroach?

cool, my dad is ISTJ. he was set up by his parents with my mom, an ISFJ. you are looking for a submissive church girl. why not join a youth fellowship or some faggy christian thing to meet chicks? you will make a great partner, ISTJ is the duty-fulfiller. how old are you? are you open to joining some faggy youth group to meet a submissive sweet christian girl irl?

I have tried church, I was raised to be deeply religious and I went to the youth groups. What few girls who are there who are not whores already have boyfriends and usually bring them to these events. The hard truth is that even church has been subverted.

let's find the positive, friend. you are going after an ISFJ female. these are like a fifth of all chicks. your pool is fucking massive compared to other guys, just be grateful for that. well, go back into the church game with new eyes. are you in a small town? maybe spend a year in some meme city like nyc and tap into the church pussy pool there. what other problems are standing in your way, are you ugly?

If you had a girlfriend, guaranteed you'd be sick of her in like three weeks, max. In two months, you'd be wishing you could go back to hugging the pillow at night.

how do you feel about state appointed gf's?

100% support. I propose a government run matchmaking service for those who can't get hitched.

what do if intp

this but unironically. incels are the ultimate form of oppressed group in us but the (((media))) continually derides us. not my fault I was born in a fatherless poor home with a drug addicted mother

I've tried meeting girls in church too. It's been an embarrassing failure. They're just as picky or more so than secular girls and all the good ones are married by 23. Despite statistics about single christian girls outnumbering guys, the guys outnumber the girls significantly in every church I've been in.

>the guys outnumber the girls significantly in every church I've been in.
This. Everyone thinks they're so clever when they say go to church to find a girl.

Study game bro. In three four years you have multiple girls.

>Muslim commits a terrorist attack
>Why do they hate us? We need to do more for this oppressed minority!
>Incel commits a terrorist attack
>Omg we have to stop them!

Really gets the noggin joggin.

>Despite statistics about single christian girls outnumbering guys
Virtually all christian girls are cafeteria christians, this is why. They will say they are christian but they don't believe in any of it and may not even know anything about the belief system.

I’m a Chad and didn’t lose my virginity until I was 23. Slept with 3 dakimakura in a king size bed. Now girls beg to be abused by me. Gets boring though, I want a wife and a family but I refuse to settle for less than a 10/10. Focus on yourself.

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Game is part of the delusion that women care about what a man does more than who he is. Like you can use the right combination of words to trick a woman who otherwise wouldn't like you into liking you. With dumb club whores you might be able to pull that act off long enough to get her in bed, but it won't work for a long term relationship.

Oh yeah, not even incels in that regard, but anyone vauguely right wing. There was no sympathy for robert bowers or whoever the fuck shot up that synagogue. No clarion call to understand the deep mechanistic underworkings of anti-semetism or why he would've been motivated to do what he did. Just condemn and move on.

my coffee beans are really gettin percolated

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there really is no reason to work. even if you make 80k a year, which is quite a lot, you will work until you die

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Yep, I've seen this many times before, this is stage 4 niggery.

OP you gotta kill yourself, but you can die a hero if you take out some jews before you go.

>Am Chad
>posts on Jow Forums
These larps get weirder and weirder.

I realized today that for the first time in my 23 years, there is a very real possibility I may not be able to cover all my bills on time this month. This is not to say I may be evicted, thanks to jewish credit systems I can shift digital wealth around and give the presentation I'm covering costs, but this gave me pause. Why anything? Why not just be a fuckin hobo and not pay taxes at all if i'm never going to get anything in return?

>Why not just be a fuckin hobo and not pay taxes at all
You don't pay taxes on income you don't earn.

>implying panhandlers shouldn't be tracked down by the irs