Cuck scooters

I ran over 4 of these that were parked in the last open space at Panda Express last month and threw 3 of them that were parked in the firelane at my apartment complex in the dumpster last week.

That looks rather fun to ride. 10/10 would ride one to work everyday.

They fucking suck and the people that use them are assholes.
t. drives in Dallas

Smaller shopping carts have been a thing forever. When you buy actual food and not a bunch of pre-packaged garbage it turns out you don't need a massive shopping cart.

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The whole community shared bike/scooter thing is depressing, because it's yet another thing globalists are implementing to get us accustomed to their dystopian nightmare world future

In the future, we all live in pods that we rent. No on owns their own house or even condo. The working class commute by public transportation or use an app to rent one of countless bicycles or scooters. No one will own their own car except for the elite becuase 'It helps the enviroment that way :)'

we'll all probably be living in campuses or dorms near factories, spending our wages on rent and food and legal drugs and other frivolities

that is the most boomer post I have yet seen, bitching about kids on scooters, kys

Found the cuck

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How many cocks have you sucked?

It's fucking gay as fuck you meme flag faggot

That's cause your entire country lives shoulder to shoulder.

>Frosted Flakes
>Not pre packaged garbage
>Actual food btw

my city and county told them to fuck off with their bikes and scooters after they went behind their back and put scooters on the street and their bikes were littering our areas

sounds pretty comfy

Scooters are just e-boards for fat cucks.

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>oh no, ride sharing happened, all is lost
sack up dude, sure the world is betting against the West, that just means we're right back where we started,
we must never tire, never slacken or show weakness
save money, don't borrow, buy assets don't finance gadgets that will be obsolete in a year
learn a skill, read a book (a real one not that dime store shit, I suggest starting with The Prince)
stop being so defeatist and DO something, our destiny is right where it always was, in our own hands

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this

Actually I usually see skinny people using them, but I did see a fat fuck using one today.

I used the picture to illustrate that smaller carts aren't anything new. I wasn't autistic enough to analyse every item in the cart first.

My city has a river running throw it and these things are always piled up along the river walkway

For the past week everyday I take a walk along the river and throw every cuck scooter I see in. Homeless people cheer me on and so far I've probably destroyed 60+

Not gonna lie. I got drunk and rode these bar to bar. We had an awesome time. Would do it again. They haul ass too, for their unstable handle bar. Cost nbe like 7 bucks in a pack of 4 people and laughed our asses off.

why tho?

I see niggers crashing these into parked cars downtown often.

I go around clipping their wiring in the night.

We had the same idea, but bikes at my university. Kids would either throw them off staircases, or press the maintenance buttons so nobody could use them.

dont try and argue logically with low iq morons on here

Mind my own business and worry about my own responsibilities.

Who cares?

why tho?

fuck em that's why

>meme flag faggot
found the new fag

you deserve an award user

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Those things are fun to ride and they're cost effective. Even better, they're great for the environment. Don't even try to say shit about how caring for the environment is cuck tier, cause it's the white thing to do to give a shit about the environment and not be a cancer to the planet like China and India.

I will admit that most people who ride them are stupid cunts who think that traffic laws don't apply to them. So yeah, run over your local bird scooter users.

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I've been buying cable bike locks from alibaba, for 20 bucks (minimum order but they are only a dollar a piece).

I've been cable locking them through their little spokes to other scooters.

I had been snipping the break lines.

I'm sick of numales leaving them in my yard when they ride to the bus stop next to my house after a night of drinking craft bullshit.

>we'll
i will be dead by then, bitch.

no he deserved to be kicked in the fucking nads, what he's essentially doing is fucking up somebody's business and jobs for the people that charge them
you know who likes it when retards do that?
kikes that need thugs to snuff out their competition

The environmental impact of these is enormous.

Tons of mining for the lithium.
Tons of petro chemicals for the body.
Then all the juice the power plants cook to provide electricity to charge the fuckers.

OH and they wind up in storm drains where the battery housing starts leaking lithium in to local water ways.

I've never seen them in real life only on the South Park episode. Where are they because I go out all the time and don't see them?

my friend and his entire firefighter class drove those suckas to hooters with their uniforms on. The ladies literally gave them all free glasses of milk

my friend lived in Colorado and Cali and said they are all over. So mostly faggot and nigger liberal city shitholes.

they're mostly in the super dense urban areas where ride sharing is actually viable

I don't need the cart myself, i've been tightening the belt so the Wife and Jamal can go on a long, much needed vacation. I'm going to be staying in the shed for probably a few weeks once they get back, I can't wait!

These started popping up around my neighborhood. I live in an urban area with a lot of local eateries, bars, night life, parks, stuff like that. Things to do. So I'm probably going to play with these for a bit just for the fuck of it. I skateboard around already since it's sunny all year. But this seems easier and I'm not some fucking fag who gets a dragon dildo up my ass when some minor change happens to my area when my nation is falling down.

The globalist scooter conspiracy is a little fucking much you fucking retards.

whoops, left out my pic

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But they're fun. They've started popping up everywhere in Mexico City and they're actually pretty nice and efficient to use.

you realize all these scooter cuck companies are based in (((Silicon Valley))) right? hmmm i wonder what ethnicity the CEOs of these companies are, we should look it up

I live in Saint Louis and niggers have been utilizing them to help with their crime sprees. They will ride the little scooter up to your car, use it to smash your window, and then scoot away with all your stuff. They also use them to run down people to mug. Everybody who isn't a nigger is super pissed and wants them removed.

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There aren't any around me because I don't live in a faggot city, but if I did, I wouldn't have a problem with cheap rental transportation because I'm not a fucking retard. The main problem is that they let fat asses walk even less, so that makes them pretty gay, but let's be honest, you're probably fat and most of the people that replied to you are probably also fucking fat. Other than that I don't have a problem with rental bikes/scooters/etc because our public transit sucks ass and Europe and Asia are making us look like neanderthals.

yeah they blew a wad on smart car rentals but they flopped and they lost a shit ton of money. Then they tried bicycles and those started getting stolen. So they are now trying scooters since the entry is much lower and their options for lock and retrieval are obviously better. Maintenance cheaper, parts, etc.

I fucking hate you crypto-commie faggots. Fuck you, fuck your socialist ideologies, and fuck your unachievable utopian worldview which you likely can't actually articulate.

Talk about cuckery. Fuck you. Markets work. If you don't like rental scooters don't drive them. If you don't like how they look complain to the local businesses like a real civic member instead of a bitch on *chan.

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Was driving home. Right turning lane. Hatch back in front puts on hazards. Blonde bitch jumps out wearing green cowboy boots and sweatpants. Trys to put scooter in trunk. How much money are they going to make charging this shit. Wife flipping out, gas the Jews race war now. They move across street cause stoner faggot bf cannot put car in park to pop trunk.

there are such things as legit businesses you retard, and we have to protect them from the chosen ones
ignorant fools like you are just as bad as the shit libs that open the gates for barbarians

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I only see nigger kids and soicucks using them. I just ride my skateboard or walk for free.

This is now a recommended reading thread.

You sound like a man of taste and intellect. I suggest you and everyone else in this thread read this book right here. It's the thing that taught me why almost every Texan I've ever met is either full retarded or batshit insane. Often both.

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I'm so damn tired of tripping over these that are littered all over the city because people are too lazy and think they're too important to walk 2 blocks.

Oh look at you bragging about your fancy surface POD(personal occupation dwelling) whilst us cattle toil underground for our sun allowance.

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zoomer zcooter

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I was gonna stop because I got yelled at by a cop but now I'm throwing another 60 in at least

At least break them open and sell the 18650 cells on ebay...

>In Stockholm
>ohlawdywtfisthat.jpg
>points and laughs
>beta male looks scared
I get them though, they are inexpensive and you can move around quicker. Doesn't make them less of a Segway cousin though.

nutrient paste has vitamin D you are staying

how does this book prove that Texans are insane/retarded?

Certainly not improving public transportation properly.

>like I could afford to rent a scooter
>fuck off

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This shit is great. Great replacement of bicycle for city environment. I dont give a fuck if you call them cuck scooter.

Me and my buddy stole a couple, threw em into the back of my truck. Some hipsters had em on their back porch, so we hopped the fence.
Since then, he swapped out all the electronics and removed the branding. We ride for free now!

>somebody's business
>jobs for the people
Those are minimum wage 'jobs' and it's litter.

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you're the second smartest person in this thread

I got chucked like a grade a poser

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a job is better than no job, you should try it sometime instead of bitching and breaking shit like a child

>tfw the only non chink has the fucked up foreign name aside from old haggy

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Become one of the people who charge them, pick up will be a breeze and you get $20 a scooter. You're missing out goy.

I build ebike batteries and buy from ebay all the time... sad seeing good cells go to waste.

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It goes into their full history after Reconstruction. It was much more brutal than what people are taught in most history classes. It also goes into pretty decent detail on why The Louisana Purchase was so cheap. Don't let the cover fool you either. The book pulls no punches on every aspect of the savagery going on in that era from both sides.

It was a much much better book than I was expecting, long story short.

I'm healthy employed and hate dodging these pieces of shit on the way to my job.
I can't wait until they start getting fined for ADA violations.
Go order more Onions.

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Literal nigger behavior. Gas yourself retard.

fair enough, I'll give it a shot
as a 7th gen Texan, I can say there is a deep and abiding hatred/distrust of the north/federal government to this day

A thread died for this cringey shit.

Gargle buckshot, OP.

Don't throw them in the water you fuckwit.
The chemicals in the batteries are going to leak into the water holy shit how retarded are you. Just throw them in the dumpster if you want to get rid of them

>they don't know about mobility go cart
metro.co.uk/2011/12/07/supercharged-mobility-scooter-seized-by-doncaster-council-246913/
btw, police and council gave it back, told mad lad that made it just not to drive it like a moron
those scooters are OK, its not scooters that are the problem, its basedcucks that are
just slap pepe decal on each one and they will keep away from them

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as in it's easier to red pill rural Texans because they already see the fed as being part of the "other"

yup, and once it's in the groundwater it's there for centuries

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if you ride like this with your feet together and side by side on the deck you look like a fag and you will fall off and hurt yourself
you need to stand sideways like a surfboard with your feet spread far apart and both feet balanced side to side in the center of the deck so you can put either foot down at any time if you need to and even if you fully crash you just start running and stay on your feet
if your feet are side by side it means that if you lift either foot you are now off balance since your other foot cannot be in the centered on the deck side to side

>healthy employed
whatever the fuck that is
>still has to walk everywhere
kys

That book goes into pretty good detail on why you guys hate anything and everything around you and also why you're a critical part of the soul of this country.

Also, fuck a bunch of Comanche. They were basically pic related of the Plains Indians until enough people decided it was time for them to go.

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They really don’t bother me.

I was driving to work a few weeks ago and I saw a girl from the university riding two at the same time like water skis and I couldn’t stop laughing.

They are way less of a problem in my city than the damn city buses. The buses literally have ran me off the road twice in the last year, because the inept drivers can’t navigate the older streets.

Birds and Limes seem reasonable and help aliveate the horrible traffic in urban environments. What’s the big deal?

More like every "other" around the people that founded the state was literally out to murderfuck them kinda sets the intense paranoia and mistrust of outsiders in a fairer light. It also helps to explain why Texans are also so fiercely loyal once you earn that trust.

The good ones anyways.

I just keep throwing them in the dumpsters.

>(((business)))
>dumping a fuck ton of scooters into cities
>never managing them, they clutter everywhere and litter the sidewalks
>don't take responsibility for their product/service
fuck them and fuck you