Is he /ouraxe/?

Where were you when you found out Gimli was fucking Based?

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interesting

In the cinema

/ourdwarf/

We must stand against the armies of George Sauros

Ay

I'd rather fight next to greenskins than stunties.

Soros cannot be destroyed so easily. His darkness is too powerful to be fully destroyed, it needs to be returned from whence it came. For that, we need the One Shekel and throw it back into the Central Bank. Only then will his power be broken.

/ouraxe/

If they touch the Lord of the Rings movies I'll fucking snap. I don't want to sound like a faggoty pop culture nerd but those movies are pure and holy.

lol

amazon is already looking at ruining them

They already did

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The movies have already been produced and nothing they will ever make will come close to them, remember to back the movies up

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>His name is Moorcock
>moor cock
Mfw when this kike's family named themselves niggerdick

In the unabridged version Gimli plows that elf chick with his BDD and all is happily ever after. That’s why Sam turns gay.

>Galadriel whose hair caught the light of the two trees of valinor and inspired feanor to create the silmarils because she wouldn’t give him even a single strand of it despite his many requests
>is going to bend over and present her rump to some greasy coal smeared autistic cave ginger to that he may plunge his dusty beardy pickaxe between mounds shaped by the hands of iluvatar himself before there was a sun in the sky
YOU
WOT

kek

Stormfront when it was good

he's not actually short

he’s sallah from Indiana Jones and the professor from Sliders, isn’t he kind of almost a Muslim himself

Feanor: Can have strand of hair pls?
Galad: Ew, no! Go away creeper.

Galad: What gift would a dwarf ask of the elves?
Gimli: Nothing... Except to look upon the lady of the galadriel one last time. For she is more fair than all the jewels beneath the earth.
Actually... there is one thing...

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You know, I'm gonna admit right now, after all these years I never knew Gimli was played by John Rhys-Davies, I always thought it was just some no-name actor. Yeah I'm retarded

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Pretty sure he's 100% Welsh

Jackson might just do it himself, go to 4:25
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i am in awe at how well that greentext conveys such a great deal of (fake) anger.

Can confirm pure Welsh stock.
Rhys-Davies gives it away. Mother Phyllis Jones, father Rhys Davies, Jones and Davies is most of the soil around here so long have the names been put on the tombstones.
Born in Salisbury, and spent some time in Tanzania when his father was a colonial officer but still.

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>be me
>born under the Two Trees
>my hair capture their light inside them, be beautiful af
>this edgy elf-prince falls for them, wants one of my hair
>tell him to fuck off because I am an edgy teen myself
>he is a great craftsman though so he captures the light of the Trees himself on some crystals to fap to
>whatever
>he gets increasingly paranoid over someone stealing them
>eventually this evil god shows up and kills his father, fucks up the trees and steals the gems
>massive shitstorm
>fast forward 8000 years
>2 civil wars, 3 genocides, millions dead, two continents obliterated, a dozen civilizations and races lost later all this bullshit seems about to come to an end
>the gems are destroyed and the last Maiar follower of this asshole is about to get his shit rekt
>see we got his ring of power and we are going to destroy him forever
>this random dwarf shows up and likes my hair too
>he asks for a hair of my head
>dwarves are good craftsmen right?
>oh hell no, we are not doing this again
>give him a hair and two more for backup

nor mine btw, stolen from /tv/

Literally right here reading this now, my guy

I can accept and admit that I’m wrong but why does he look like the Grand Vizier of Timbuktu?
is it because of the Pictish blood?

WE WUZ ROMANZ AN SHIEET
lol, the welsh, the most useless race of all the mongrels of northwest europe, are now claiming to be the romans. The welsh. Who have accomplished fuck-all in a couple thousand years, are claiming to be the true Romans, who literally invented almost every bit of western thinking, art, architecture, and learning.

Hilarious, bog niggers.

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