Anyone jack off today?

Link? I searched his Twitter but didn't find it.

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owned by a german GUY called Fabian Thylmann

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remove your memeflag you massive fag

Any good ways to block porn from your phone? If I set parental controls I can't go here any more. That might actually benefit me as well to be honest. Hrmmmm?

that's not a kraut thats a jew

this is a containment board to keep you from improving yourself so yeah

Hannukah started yesterday

No

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This guy is like buzzfeed, huffpo and all other lib outlets comboned on top of the oce(((berg))).

Stop making threads Brian. We know this is your sanctuary and your little mutilated cock leaks when you are being talked about by someone who isn't a complete NPC

yes
i had a wank while watching a video of jessy dubai fucking a woman
i would willingly have switched places with either of them

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Kill yourself yankee

it means today is the beginning of hanaka.

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This can’t be real

obvious brit fag is obvious

heapy mastubbahh

I did. But I didn't visit Hanukkahhub.
Instead I looked up some holocoaster pics of supposedly starving jews.
Came so hard I blasted a hole in the roof.
I highly recommend it.

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it means they know their end is near
so they will go all out. this is what i
call the king solomon syndrome. go
from being a ruler, to being a commoner.

This cannot be fucking real

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>blatantly admits porn is a demoralizing brain control technique

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>Jewish pimps against NoFap

Jow Forums is always right

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I don't jerk off to porn

Don't get kiked by the porn jews anons!

Once you quit you'll notice your life improve immeasurably. Your thinking will be crisp and free of degenerate thoughts, and you will have a natural testosterone-filled swag in public that woman will find irresistible.

If you're still stuck, just remember that the jews are making money off your lack of will and destroying your culture while they do it!

Fuck dude this shit is too real. I never believed it myself until recently. I went an entire month without porn and I felt great. A week ago I got sick and I was home all day bored with nothing to do and I relapsed. After that this entire week I have been having insane cravings for porn. With nothing to distract myself with and being home all day because Im sick I couldnt help myself half of the time. Now I feel like absolute garbage, my mind is craving porn like crazy.

How can they do this to males and get away with it.

Pornhub is owned by jews

>women and minorities goy
>women and minorities goy
>women and minorities goy
>women and minorities goy
>women and minorities goy
the electric jew never stops, ever, jesus titty fucking christ

Ready for round 2?

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>its real

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>going to evil websites
Hell is for ever!

i did no fap and my nuts hurt when i bust one out.

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Stop believing any twitter screen capture until you verified it. Especially on Jow Forums. Half of this website is people trolling Jow Forums itself.

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Whenever you guys feel like beating off to some stupid porn, look at pic related. After that maybe spend 30 minutes either praying or doing deadlifts.

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>He doesn't pray while doing deadlifts
How do you expect to gain that Astartes physique otherwise brah?