REPORT: (((THEY HID IT!)))

No it wasn't lol. Your parents must be stupid as fuck to have spawned someone this retarded.

>ark of the covenant
>pic of Noah's arc
>American poster

DELET THIS

Nigger go watch Indiana Jones for an explanation

>no archive
>no summary
hang yourself you pathetic fuck
never make a thread again, it is too complicated for you

Reminder that Noah’s ark is a metaphor for preserving the primordial tradition in the Kali Yuga.

Also the Ark of the Covenant are radioactive.

>Legends about the end of days are linked to the recovery of the Ark, claiming the construction of the prophesied Third Temple – which would trigger the end times and the arrival of the Messiah – needs the crate to be returned to Jerusalem.

Prophecies state that Ark will be found just before Judgement Day when God should "gather his people again and receive them unto mercy”.

Other theories on the Ark’s location claim it remains hidden in its resting place beneath the Temple Mount, to being sunk in the Sea of Galilee, or even being captured by the US.

And some even claim it was discovered by the Knights Templar and brought to Temple Herdewyke, near Leamington Spa, or remains hidden beneath the Basilica of St. John Lateran in Rome.

HOLY SHIT A JEW JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE ITS HAPPENING SOMEONE SHITPOST ON POL ITS THE KEKOPALYPSE

>the holy relic was most likely smuggled out of Israel to Africa
Niggers stole it.

Ethiopia's been claiming that they have the Ark of the Covenant for ages.

>The covenant was on the ark
Wrong Ark, moron.

Don't worry lads, I have already setup a "dead mans switch" for when I am raptured. My mother-in-law has been given instructions to post here when I am received in the bounty of the Lord.

by who exactly?

He clearly doubled down on his trolling cause he saw it worked the first time

noahs ark noahs spark noahs penis.
the floor was when noah excited saturn
and the planet like a woman squirted and
flooded the earth. look at the fractal shit
heads, you ever wonder why a girl can
squirt? it's the flood of noah. NOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

its ok guys the AI just fucked up

retard

The ark was built by Moses and his people, who came way, way, way after Noah

touch it & you're ded.
it was a giant capacitor.

ok give it here ill touch it

Black Hebrew Israelites

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>non-Levites touching the Ark
Whose gonna do it lads?

I would unironically touch or look upon the ark. Because why not?

>implying that ark matters after the covenant was fulfilled
Behold the real ark

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absolutely based and christpilled

Read about Uzza.

tldr pls

it's really blowing my mind that all of this shit is happening after Jow Forums also apparently witnessed the first appearance of the Second Coming of Christ

does that make us the Evangelicals? what the fuck is going on anymore

>genetic
The bible gives the dimensons and materials

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Whatever you do don’t store the arc de triumph in a crate with a swastika on it, it’s a fire hazard because the arc hates swastikas and will scorch it off you see. Safety first.

Christcucks believing jew lies.
Jow Forums 2.0

Well you can't kill that which has no life. So all God could is bring me to life.
if there's anyone who could carry your cursed box thingy it's me

happy h*anukah fag

streamable.com/83p62

JESUS CHRIST IS GOD yet anons can't accept it

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Protestantism was a huge mistake

Underrated

Don't the Jews books talk about carrying it into battle and it making people's hair fall out and shit?

Saucy?

Uzza and his brother Ahio were driving the cart holding the Ark after David requested it be brought to Jerusalem. On the way one of the Oxen pulling the cart stumbled and Uzza held onto the ark with his hand and was then killed for this.

No joke, just read on similarities in Hinduism.My head is about go blow
Gog Magog, white rider who descends from heaven. Its all related somehow. Maybe Christ is avatar of Krishna.

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Yea I remembered, as I said I'm not really alive but neither really dead. Then again I'm agnostic as well. Sabbath at your service

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_hunter

Basically although I don't do what I was born to do I can still make use of my talents to redirect any harmful occult energies even if they're of divine nature.

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What are you talking about?

>your corruption of my corruption of the jewish religion was a mistake!
I want christfags to leave

And no I'm not part of or born in a a guild like the others who actually have some self-worth. That's why I'm shitposting here and not out there. Then again it might be why I'm still alive given the low intensity psychic attacks and possession attempts.

Or maybe they're lethal and I'm just too durable.
Oh well, back to wasting away my life.

So? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Why the fuck are you retards pestering me?

Are black bears the niggers of bears?

>implying you thought about that and didn't simply confuse it with Noah's ark like fp said

They walked it around Jericho then yelled til the walls fell.

old news. this has been an ongoing thing for decades.

>dailystar
Some of you people are so fucking stupid

Man, there are alot of dumb fucks on here every now and then.

This.

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Weavers bending things checking in

We need a Hebrew reading user who can find any info that may be relevant on it.

There's a theory only certain bloodlines could use it, maybe if we could find it we could figure it out. Could be right in front of our noses

GATE?

it's on fox news too, idiots

I was in that thread yes, but the theory has been around a very long time

was the theory disproved?

Ark of the covenant isn't on this plane of existence anymore
3rd temple will never ever be built

I don't see how it could be if it supposedly hasn't been found, the blue orbs could have some kind of connection I believe though.

I've wondered if they've tried cloning bloodlines actually

The Moon is the real Ark.

>A JEW JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
sorry that was me just testing my katapult

Shill please go I've seen them jump wormholes and there's plenty of anons on here who have seen the orbs

(You)
I'm sure (((someone))) knows

No doubt. Templars guarding the bloodlines would make sense though, if the covenant was made with the seed of Jacob then the ark would be the posterity.

Would explain (((diversity)))

>atheist know the bible timeline better than Christians

No, they don't

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How exactly did pol witness the first appearance of the Second Coming of Christ?

They're keeping the Ark in a church in Ethiopa where only one priest has access and all slowly go blind early in life.

It's either that or a box filled with radium.

Where else do you think the king is goofy.

Where else could anyone from the real bloodline of judah be?

>Ethiopia's been claiming that they have the Ark of the Covenant for ages.
this

and if iirc, most jews don't accept the Ethiopians as jews b/c they've basically BLACKED the jewish faith.

you obviously survived the abortion.

Explain?

food for thought, the Jews don't even believe the messiah came and is coming, so they believe the bloodline is still out there.

He came as a man.

So whether it's the second coming or not, it would indicate somewhere out there the bloodline exists.

Where do you think the bloodline would feel welcome if not here?

It's quite possible ONE OF US could be more than a meme.

Think lost tribes, think the Templars/Nazis being obsessed with the bloodlines.

If they are the amalekites they that would mean it's quite possible Germans are Judah.

Ireland has to be connects to Dan it makes sense.

I only say this because pictures of Jesus look LITERALLY just like me, like to the point it's scary.

Not saying I'm him as I believe that's offensive, just saying the bloodline may very well be alive

Why else would the blue orbs be going around fucking with /abducting anons from certain bloodlines.

Why else would the Mormons be so obsessed with tracking bloodlines, why would (((they))) be so obsessed with (((DNA))) mapping the world.

It makes too much sense

>How exactly did pol witness the first appearance of the Second Coming of Christ?

This is more of what I was looking for? Must have missed that thread. I rarely sleep

Furthermore (((they))) say the Germans are the amalekites, and we know the Ashkenazis have German blood as well.

We also know try project, the answer is right in front of us.

This is why they hate German blood. Germans = judah.

It also fits the Kings across the world, all the European royalty, Russian royalty, trump. All German blood.

Everything about it makes sense

They were probally trolling but as I said in the gate thread I could derail Jow Forums forever if I posted my eyes alone.

I won't for safety reasons but all the same, if I posted you guys would shit bricks

Waardenburg Syndrome?

>posted my eyes

they are the most violent, so... yes

First the red cow, then a snake in the wall, and now this. End-Time Prophesy is predictive programming. Get ready, lads.

>yahoo.com/news/researchers-ancient-ring-may-bear-pontius-pilate-name-161248673.html

"The ark of the covenant [was] covered on all sides with gold, in which was a golden jar holding the manna, and Aaron's rod which budded, and the tables of the covenant."

The Rod and the Ring Will Strike. Look at the middle of the cover in pic related.

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Interesting, hadn't notice that on the cover before. Predictive programming. God damn kikes.

women don't squirt, it's piss, they piss on you, your dick, your bed, whatever. bitches who piss in the house get put outside.

I'm saying if I wanted to troll this entire board into thinking I was the second coming I could derail this sight for all eternity.

I will refrain because I don't want retards trying to murder me over it

Isn't that the French thing on its head as well?

Q predicted this

Protip: The rapture is false doctrine. Read 2nd Thessalonians.

God is God. Jesus Christ is Jesus Christ.

Why does everyone keep mentioning blue orbs???
Ahhhhow do I check my blood type
And I have an occipital bun!!
What is my purpose why are they visiting me
This is the blue orb I photographed

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Shit, I didn't notice that. Good eye

WRONG PIC RETARD.

And yes, you just had to follow the clues to get to the conclusion that the ark of the covenant (NOT Noah's ark retard) is in a small chapel in Ethiopia where only one priest can enter, before he dies he chooses his replacement.
Since the chapel was built that the priests who took care of it died with symptoms like radiation poison.

This, niggers need to watch raiders of the lost ark

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