If you were offered a chance to join an extra-terrestrial civilization in it's proxy political conquest of Earth, regardless of your background, physical or mental capabilities, would you do it? You will be altered to be stronger, smarter and even healthier and be supplied with advanced technology to help you and a nice retirement at the expense of being subordinate to a foreign species and being a pariah to your own species, to be precise the old elite and conservative elements which cannot accept change and must be rooted out.
If you were offered a chance to join an extra-terrestrial civilization in it's proxy political conquest of Earth...
Jackson Ramirez
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Luis Perry
No. It is our time for conquest.
Bentley Hernandez
I know slavs like half life 2 but come on
Oliver Harris
I would do it then I'd bang your mom with my new alien dong
Colton James
>our time
You are underestimating how fickle humanity is. This why they don't need to be here in the first place, we will fight their war for them because that is our nature.
Justin Brooks
This
Jacob Green
Why shouldn't we believe that those smarter species went through these stages
Chase Price
Yes, and I'd try to destroy the alien goy from within.
Cooper Flores
Fuck yeah. I dont give a fuck about who they are, just want to conquer the world. Where do I sign up?
Jeremiah Ramirez
Woo freespace 2
Julian Murphy
Do i get Xenopussy?
Christopher Barnes
double agent mothafucka
Nolan Morales
I would accept the upgrades, then I would return to earth and fight for humans. Fuck the space niggers.
Colton Edwards
fuck off advent
Carter Adams
>betray your own species
No.
>conservative elements
You mean traditionalists? Fuck off kike.
Easton Morales
This. I would pretend to help the aliens by assisting them in eradicating niggers and jews and then I would turn on the aliens after I felt I had enough information to defeat them.
Bonus points if I could figure out a way to come out of it looking like a hero to earth.
Evan Allen
sure, any aliens with ftl are going to win anyway, resistance would be futile.
If they want political conquest they aren't going to genocide us (it's easier to just nuke shit from orbit), so it's probably going to be fine
Ethan Miller
The CERN jews aren't aliens though, just men who have been liberated from 3+1 space
Camden Gutierrez
anyone would, wtf, lol
Jack Campbell
Do Our Benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the Suppression Field and let us breed again?
I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct.
Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.
But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight.
Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.
Instinct, therefore, must be expunged.
Isaac Richardson
No, I'd never serve Jews.
Brandon Martinez
Might as well, if the ayys have the capacity to stage an interplanetary or interstellar invasion Earth is already fucked.
Austin Foster
It would be a dream come true.
Justin Morales
Except now we know your plan
James Torres
>Humans want me to flip burgers and die young, mocking me the whole time
>Aliens want to give me dank upgrades
Hmmm
Dylan Nguyen
nah
Joshua Butler
>links a video game to underscore a contrived theme