Tinder General

Why the hell do I match with asians almost exclusively? It's like 90% it's them or it's a latina girl. I'm black, this makes no sense.

I'm fairly average looking I would say, have an 8/10 body, have a job, a flat etc but I struggle to keep the most basic conversations going. They all get to the point where I just feel like I'm interrogating them with questions so I stop talking to them

>Otherwise explain to her that the alphabet was made of soup and rock on.
Can you elaborate user?

I know someone named asia that looks very similar to that. Full pic OP?

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Where are you located user?

elaborate. do more innuendo stuff

Edge of jersey near philly

SoCal here, sorry user

just talk a bit every time between those questions about the topics she is answering you dumb fuck
the correct thing would be seting up a date somewhere but it seems you're not prepared for this

>Can you? I didn't think they had spoons in, Asia. Being a "Big Spoon", maybe I should change that?

>match with someone my age (18)
>things are going great
>she’s really flirty
>turns out she’s still in high school
Is there a worse fucking feel

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You sure? You'd cramp my style. Jk, you're adorkable.

I'm a medical professional. I have a surgical residency in gynecology. I'm a pussy eating specialist. I also stimulate the G-spot, Bartholin's and Skene's glands with my fingers. I do foreplay to open the vagina up and slide some dick in. Would you care for an appointment after dinner?

>18
dude you're way too fucking young to rely on tinder, you haven't reached the age where it actually becomes difficult to meet and hookup with girls

>Is there a worse fucking feel
yes, there is. just wait haha

Bullshit. I am 20. Haven't had a gf yet.

anyone younger than mid-20s is playing on easy mode
once you reach age 23/24 meeting girls becomes close to impossible, especially if you're looking for a relationship as opposed to just a hookup
in other words, good fucking luck because it only gets harder from here

I don't get it.
Why are you begging for cutlery on a dating app?

So what do you suggest?

Oh well I haven’t resorted to using tinder as my only means of female interaction. I just use it cause its kinda easy mode. Its good practice, I guess, I’ve had 60 or so matches in the past two weeks or so, and have gotten something worthwhile from about 3 of them

Opposite here my nigga. I'm 24 and everyone is looking for a relationship

>you haven't reached the age where it actually becomes difficult to meet and hookup with girls
>haven't reached

Nigga you are high as fuck. Sub 18 is the age where it's difficult to meet and hook up with girls. You do not have your own place,you likely don't have a car so you can't really go anywhere and unless you're part of the 1% you have no money to spend on doing things. It only gets easier after then as you acrue more adult amenities and personal freedom.

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This. It was suffering until I got my own place/ steady income

Sure good luck user

Don't swipe blacks and asians right if you dont want to match with them. You are not without blame

hmmm.. ok, seems a good option, thanks

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I'm not complaining at all, they're what I'm attracted to. It's just strange, almost anywhere will tell you how much they should hate me.

Something funny that continues the flirting.

>still don't have a little spoon
>>I can help with that
>sounds promising but what are your qualifications?

That's bullshit though its about the same

Holy shit this is actually perfect. Thank you user

>only 20 and bitching about no gf
hah. see you in 12 years.

Yeah I can't wait.
first two "relationships" I had to keep secret from my parents because they're fundamentalist Christians, no sex before marriage etc. You can imagine the effect that had on the girls I dated, no one likes to be a secret.
I'm not putting anyone through that again, so once I'm out of the house it's a one-way trip to poundtown.

We meet again

kek

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This. Tinder works best for men from 25-35. Virtually no women set their age range to include men younger than them, and most set the bottom limit to a couple years older than them. So if you're 18, you're not gonna match most women over 18, and won't match a lot of women who are 18. Your dating pool is automatically puny even in a big city.

It sucks but that's the way it is.

Facts

When I turned 23 my matches went from 1-2 a day to 1-3 a day lol

and they respond!!

bump

Say this, verbatim.

"Hey lil' mama, come through, get respected.
She takes off her shoe, I take out my erection.
I only eat ass, it's pussy oppression."

>feel lonely
>install tinder
>swipe about twenty times
>literally the same shit in every bio, usually something about being "woke"
>dont feel lonely anymore and delete app
happens every time

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This. Getting laid in your twenties is much easier than in your teens.

please email me your résumé

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>all these posts and not one person helped OP

I would transition away from the joke and if you are trying to date her get to asking her out within 2-3 more texts.

Ask he if she has any interesting plans for the summer or something, or what she likes to eat. Turn it into a date

If you rehash the joke over and over she will get bored and not take you seriously.

The goal of tinder is to meet up with these chicks not banter all day.

kek this is me

>dont feel lonely anymore
isnt that a good thing?

not if I feel lonely the next night

fix my bio. i need something funny thats set me apart from normies. i want a crazy girl to swipe on me.

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Well for starters, no girl comes on tinder wanting to read a fucking essay. But it sounds like you want the kind of girl who does? If so, then leave it, it's kinda funny. I prefer letting the pictures do the talking, and putting things in my bio that girls can't figure out from my pics, like my height. If you're chad enough in your pics, I would delete everything except "no emotional labor required". Maybe pop your height in there if it's impressive enough. Out of curiosity, how many matches do you average?

>tinder bio is a quote from a movie about a guy who rapes and murders random women

Nah that's a bad idea. Just put something simple like "I like animals and rainy days."

Just say something along the lines of "great, please send your resume to *your phone number* so i can look over it. Playful and it gets her number you're like 80% of the way there

What pick up line has gotten you the most ass. For me, it's "When you eat watermelon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?"

“Let’s start with coffee or a drink first” no question mark. Questions can be answered with no. Girls are stupid and if you don’t give them the chance to say no they often won’t.

i dated a girl that was still in high school when i was 27. is there a better fucking feel?

>swiping real quick not paying attention
>match with someone from highschool
>browse their profile surprised
>immediately blocked by them
Yeah not like I imagined a life with you or anything

>get little to no likes/matches locally
>get a decent amount of matches/likes outside my country

What do they mean by this??

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Spooning is pretty beta.

You’re exotic

Unironcily you just say you want them to sleep with, you say they hot and you want them that is enough,

Those are bots and scammers. Nobody anywhere likes you

y-you too

Pretty much this. I'd probably invite them out to drinks personally with the implication of sex later.

I tried that before. Im hot enough to get a couple matches but not hot enough that they'll be dtf. Most seem to want to do something long term when I've chatted them

no they don't. its just a bs test they do to make sure you're not a rapist or they aren't that into you physically. so you need to make chit-chat to persuade them
i had one girl on vacation who wanted me to come over and fuck that night(which i did) because for w/e reason i was what she wanted that day.

>I’ve had 60 or so matches in the past two weeks

i got 72 within 2 days

with v selective swiping

l o l

u should be deleting the app once every week maximum and remaking anyway

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tldr nobody wants to read these stupid self masturbatoryor too long to get to the joke bios

get a one line piss take or leave it blank nerd

any suggestions 4 a piss take?

only white girl i fuck with better be called molly

>u should be deleting the app once every week maximum and remaking anyway
Why?

>dont match anyone
This just means I'm ugly right? Cause I've followed all the tips about what kinds of photos to post and I get like no matches lmao

>your place or mine

Your welcome

how could you match though? Do women accidentally swipe on people without looking? Guys swipe real quick because it's all about volume for us but unless she's fat then women don't need to do that.

it could just mean you're like a 6/10 which most women consider ugly. Women really do have unrealistic standards in this day.

resets your elo

is that actually true? And how does elo work?
also every time I think of resetting the app I'm still holding out hope that one of the women I messaged will be my wife and don't want to delete the matches... never happens though. I'm texting with two girls now and don't have any convos with women going on tinder so maybe now's the time.

basically after a number of girls swipe left on you and after a number of times you swipe right.
the system says "nigga you ugly' so it puts you in the lower stack of being seen. that if you're in a popular area of lets say 200 guys. she'll have to swipe 170 guys just to see you. and by then she'll probably already met a guy.

new account puts you back on the top of the list so girls who maybe never saw you. see you
only way to bypass this is buying tinder plus or buying boosts(bad idea if it doesn't work out) tinder boosts can lower your elo so they u keep buying more.

I got an aggregate score of 6.75/10 when I posted my face on /soc/ so it makes sense. People dont believe me when I say women dont find me physically attractive enough to date. I've been saying that being a 6/10 is like being a Toyota Corolla. You're not really ugly or undesiriable but you're basically nothing special and certainly nobody's dream car. Guess i need to hit the gym and if that doesn't work just give up.

a 6/10 is fine. work on your personality and talk to ppl irl

You work in murders and executions?
If a girl had this as her bio, I'd go for it....but I'm a crazy person.

desu as guys are saying the problem is women just have completely unrealistic expectations. Don't let it get to you and stop worrying so much about whether you have a gf. Sexbots are coming soon.

Hello femanons,

What do you think of my profile?

About Me:
You swipe right, we plan a date, I pick you up & we listen to 80s music while driving to your favorite restaurant. Suddenly, a time portal appears. Mesozoic Era: Age of the Dinosaurs. Hitler is trying to take over the world. He is evil. How do we stop him? A Kung Fu Showdown. I’ve trained for this my entire life, but Hitler’s Kung Fu is too strong. Using teamwork & understanding, we defeat Hitler together with a Double Crane Kick. Earth is saved and we make it in time for our reservation.

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if you're only trying to date 17/18 yr old girls who never got over their Disney phase sure. and its already working for you keep at it.
but your pictures seem good. just say something like
"swipe right so I can take you to some of the best spots in the city while we jam to my Oscar nominated 80s playlist.

Soooo fkn epic and random. Love it.

How about this instead?

Comedian in training.

Looking for unbiased strangers to test out material.

No hard feelings if you laugh more at me than my jokes.

Way better, in my opinion. Not a femanon, though.

He is too broke to afford to eat with anything other than his hands.

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Remove last and second picture from right (???)

Any fems agree with this?

>went on a first tinder date
>ended up at my place making out
>first time I'd been sexual with a girl in over a year so I was extremely clumsy and nervous as we continued
>she unmatched me after leaving
An opportunity like that finally rolls around and I fuck it up because of how inexperienced I am for my age. I dunno what to do at this point.

how old are you?

This is why I don't have tinder lol