So, let's say I have sex semi-regularly with my gf (every weekend or so)

So, let's say I have sex semi-regularly with my gf (every weekend or so).
Let's say I never use protection, and sometimes she takes the pill and sometimes not.
Now, let's say that I barely derive any pleasure from having sex. I don't ever come even close to ejaculating because she makes me pull out everytime because her puss begins hurting, and even if I go on for half an hour I just dont feel anything that is nearly as stimulating as my right hand.
Now, so far (nearly 2 years) I havent gotten her pregnant, I havent had pleasurable sex (she is my first so I have never experienced an orgasm through sex) and even when i try fapping and cumming outside with her in front of me it is incredibly hard and taxing.

Now then, lets say yesterday I masturbated 5 hours before I had another round of unfulfilling sex. What are the odds that some of my cancerous sperm survived around my dick and reach her egg? Sometimes i wonder why I keep having sex. She seems to be into it up to the point were her pussy hurts. Why do I keep doing this to myself.

Imagine, getting someone pregnant without ever cumming inside, hell, without ever feeling good at all, with dried up cum from a furry fapping session. Would that be fucked up or what

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>sometimes she takes the pill and sometimes not.
What do you mean, she sometimes takes the pill? It isn't effective if she doesn't take it every day.

Why do you even keep dating her? You should at the very least try anal. And as for your question, very unlikely.

Dude, all I know is that there's this pill that you have to take the morning after having sex. They say it's like a bomb in the organism or something, I dont know about this other daily pill.

>doesn't know basic birth control
Do you live in a third world country where girls and their reproductive systems are icky and taboo or something?

Because I have special feelings for her, I guess she's my oneitis or something.

Actually, yes.

Anal will solve all your problems user ˊ▽ˋ

Jesus Christ. You have the internet, go and educate yourself. Because you're going to end up with an illegitimate kid and be ostracised in the shithole you live in.

Wow you're pretty stupid, I guess you'd have to be to stay in that situation for 2 years

What's the name of this coveted daily pill you speak of?

There isn't just one, there are several different ones.

>coveted
Birth control pills have been around since like, the 50s. They're not rare or special, they're a basic part of life in the 21st century.

Seriously, where do you live?

Just so you, know. The instant your cum dries out all of the sperm is dead.

Sperm starts dying immediately after being exposed to oxygen

Montana

Damn... You seem to be a lovely pair of retards.

Educate yourself about anticonception... Meanwhile stop having sex and I don't know, do something exciting... Take her somewhere, spend some quality time together. Have some fun together. If sex hurts it means she is not wet enough. Make her wet. Aha... How to make her wet you ask?

Main ingredient of human sexsuality is comfort. No matter what fucked up porn you bingewatch everynight, life is different. Humans need conection. You have to chill the fuck out, she has to chill the fuck out. You need to feel good and safe next to each other. The best way to achieve that is to be honest. Tell her that this dry humping you call sex sucks and you want to change it. Drink some alcohol together, talk, have a walk. Ask her to masturbate next to you because you are too rought and clumsy to operate down there. Take baby steps. Ask her to show you what is the proper way. Ask her what does she want.

Sex = pleasure and connection

if not, you are doing it wrong. Stop, and try again differently.

And yes you can get her pregnant every time you have sex. There is no 100% effective anticonception. 1 in 100 will be pregnant using condoms. 99 are lucky. You can be the unlucky one. It is always a game of numbers. It is very unlikely, but it is possible.

This can only be a troll thread ffs

heheh

faggot.

Also: Check'em

Fuckin checked

That's pretty fucked up asshole
Just break up with her/fix your furry porn addiction
Also the morning after pill stops working if she takes it too often. Is recommended not to take it more than twice a year actually

good lord I guess it has to be now

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