What's the deal with Florida? Pls explain user
What's the deal with Florida? Pls explain user
Daniel Nguyen
William Bailey
Warm weather, boomers, niggers, and massive amount of retirees creates a strange thing
Luis Wright
Mini Australia, but with more guns and swamps instead of outback.
Joseph Cooper
>tons of spics
>tons of niggers
>second to New York in ratio of Jews
Who knows?
Henry Bennett
Coke
Alligators
Child molester.
Jaxon Turner
Bwahhahahahaha
Brayden Thomas
It's our dick; and we haven't had an erection in a long fucking time.
Blake Johnson
Also those ducking Yankee snowbirds.
And Florida Amish, wtf?
Hunter Hill
>hot as fuck with 100% humidity all the time
>cultureless wasteland
>tons of olds from NY with no clue how to drive in the modern era
Landon Perez
Jewish mafia, notice we never see many movies from Hollywood about the jewish mafia, but we see the Italians, Russians etc
Answer=jewish mafia.
Brayden Bailey
Dunno, but they can't run an election to save teir fucking lives.
Jayden Baker
Nothing compared to any other large state. We just have the Sunshine Law, that allows every single unsubstantiated police report to be logged, scanned and uploaded. Wire services use keyword search bots to find outrageous stories they can publish. I’m sure at one point in Missouri’s history a hobo tried to eat someone’s face, they just have less transparency and scrutiny.
Joshua Wright
People.......mini skirts in winter.
Isaiah Powell
Florida is the greatest state in the union. Every other state is absolute shit full of envious retards trying to find faults in this paradise. Once we purge Broward county we will form our own nation and we will have a manatee on the flag.
Nolan Lopez
Florida has really stringent transparency laws, so police have to make public reports on all arrests and such that police in other states aren't required to disclose. Or something like that.
Justin Sanders
this is literally the most accurate post i have ever seen in my 30 years of shitposting
Tyler Barnes
Jews, Cubans, Haitians, and sub human swamp retard whites. Floridians are too stupid to drive, too stupid to vote, and too stupid exist. Thankfully the state has enough drug dealers, drug addicts, wildlife, and sinkholes to kill off the retards. Hurricanes help a little to.
Nicholas Torres
Sounds very Conch Republic, my man. You from the Keys?
Adam Morris
It's something in the water.
Caleb Harris
Saw a bunch of the Amish, or Mennonites, whichever, in a Walmart in Bradenton one time. They were buying toilet paper, and nothing but toilet paper. In the big 24 rolls packs, they had like 30 of 'em.
David Adams
More please user.
Andrew Roberts
Florida man did nuffin wrong
Eli Price
Proves toilet paper is the greatest convenience of the modern age
Isaiah Clark
Implying the problem isn’t liberals and shitskins
Adam Morgan
Look when poeple do this you there no turning back
Anthony Robinson
>all these cucks acting all sour grapes because they can't get a chicken tendie pubsub
Feels good to be the master race.
Tyler Garcia
spics. LOTS of us.
Samuel Powell
publix for life
Isaiah Phillips
>only city i ever lived in the US
you mean the USofA is not like Tally?
Eli Gray
Florida isn't actually any worse than any other state. The thing is they're legally requied to report on every crime that happens there. Other states can filter that shit.
Justin Thomas
>paradise
>filled with jews and shitskins
user i love Florida but it ain't no paradise
there's no state that's paradise
Kevin Cox
Grew up in Florida. It's hot and humid with crazy weather patterns and hostile wild life. It's a giant weathering study on human essentially, turns out it does make you crazy.
Sup bruh, go noles
Miss going to pourpauls, Bullwinkle's, yannis, and Leon pub. Used to spend all my days in Dirac and Dittmer. Lived in Newhall (or Reagan's faggotry renaming). Miss late night strolls and working the sidelines at home games.
Ethan Ross
>Florida State
You poor soul.
Dominic Perez
I’m an 18 year old zoomer who lives in Broward county and I’m just trying to finish high school and college in state since it’s cheaper so I can fuck off to the North. I want you to take one look at the demographics of my local high school and ask me why I’m finishing my senior year of high school through homeschooling. The South is lost.
Thomas Turner
Brayden Perry
crackers from NY, wh*toid transplants.. all garbage.
Rednecks, blacks, cuban exiles, carribeans, africans... it's a human dumping ground with state authorities rattling cages nonstop
Brody Wilson
don't forget cubans, jews and gays
Robert Walker
Went to the Florida Man show a couple weeks ago to see Weezer and huff nitrous
Gavin Jenkins
Brenda Snipes should be in jail for contempt but there is no law enforcement here so everyone is just kinda looking at each other
Daniel Miller
This is now a Texas thread
Asher Cox
what is the rating? is that your grades? if so, fucking lol
Adrian Hughes
Florida master race fuck most everything south of ocala
Grayson Howard
i remember the days when i was graded on my black level
Bentley Richardson
There’s some law in Florida that from what I understands make all crimes public meaning the media/internet/whatever has access to it immediately. So the crazy ones get attention obviously. I’m sure there would be a similar amount of craziness from other states if they had the same laws regarding the anonymity of criminals.
Jace Smith
i've got family in texas
my gran came back from there with a "don't mess with texas" mug for me as a gift
i saw on the bottom it was "made in china"
at first i thought that was a sad reflection of our capitalist times, and that it would've been better if it had been made by texans
then i thought about a bunch of chinese people being made to produce thousands of mugs saying not to mess with texas, and i have to ask who is the real winner there
Nicholas Martinez
>have to ask who is the real winner there
The Chinese entrepreneur that got the us to send it's money to him while using slave labor.
Hudson Price
a real sunny place for real shady people. what the fuck did you expect?
Austin Richardson
That's a pretty good thought
I got a chuckle out of it, at least
Tyler Moore
Over my dead Floridian body it is
Jayden Hughes
727 Pin County life
Cooper Wright
Methamphetamines
99.9% of the adventures of Florida man can be sumerized as "Florida man does meth"
Connor Ortiz
That said I like texas, we need to stand our ground on the frontlines of the beanerpocalypse
Bentley Wood
Based other side of the bay
813 checking in
Grayson Howard
Y'all are based, but I hate 75 and the parking off Armenia. But TGH is a hell of a hospital
Elijah Anderson
We have our jews concentrated into camps in west palm beach, and the best part is they did it voluntarily. Once we shut off their air conditioning the fuckers will turn into lampshades and soap within a month.
Kevin Reyes
>Enemy: california and canada
Newsflash: you hicks aren't even an after thought to us.. and I'm pretty sure you're even less relevant to canadians
Hudson Young
Yes its exactly this. The entire Florida man phenomenon is easily explained by their laws and how they can report on cases right away
Justin Brown
Definitely not the Texan drinking out of lead ridden poisonous chinese ceramics.
Camden Hughes
>TGH is a hell of a hospital
My neighbor!
The only place in America I've ever lived(except for my college dorm) is right off East Davis
Dominic Jones
truly the end times, fren
Sebastian Rivera
The worst is the Puertorico, they’re fuckin worse than Mexicans and the niggers, mainly because they think they’re better than everyone else because they believe they’re U.S citizens.
Leo Foster
The rot and corruption in Broward County has infected the entire state.
Cooper Jenkins
Florida State Capital building DOES look like a penis
Aaron Sanchez
Texas fag here, Florida Man is based as fuck. My great Uncle lives in the everglades
Bentley Williams
>i-it's just the Sunshine Law opening up the police blotter to the press
Right. Because you're just as likely to have a man hotwire a forklift and use it to inflict $100000 in damage to a liquor store, tell the police his name is "Alice Wonderland", and that a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it in any other state, right?
A guy getting his license to train Greyhounds suspended after 12 dogs test positive for cocaine--that could happen literally anywhere.
That one lady who claimed she was abducted by Nordic aliens who ran for Congress, and got the endorsement of the Miami Herald--nothing unique about that. A Congressional candidate who believes space aliens once took her aboard their ship and explained to her that Africa is the center of all the world's leylines could win the endorsement of a major newspaper anywhere. Right?
You guys know how when a bunch of niggers form a flash mob and rob a store, the SJWs downplay it by saying white people do the same thing, and it just never gets reported? And we all know they're lying? That's you. That's you right now. Florida is uniquely and terribly fucked up, and you know it. You. Know.
Cameron Ortiz
definitive proof tallahassee has bigger dicks than gainesville
Lucas Cooper
Im a Pin county native (Dunedin) but I work for the fire department and transport patients to TGH often. Great hospital, great view of the Bay too.
Once you get too far up Dale mabry, like Carrolwood, it's shit though.
Joshua Brown
No doubt Florida still has a lot of oddball people still.
Isaiah Price
>A guy getting his license to train Greyhounds suspended after 12 dogs test positive for cocaine--that could happen literally anywhere.
I mean, would you not put your prize dogs on a diet of roids and uppers to gain a competitive advantage? Top athletes do this to themselves regularly.
Nathan Ross
Florida, California and Texas are the cuck capitals of America. Filled with race-mixing degenerates, niggers and spics. Whites who live there should move up north and vote all the leftists out.
Oliver Wood
Is the tall white building that is seemingly in the background actually part of the capital building, or did they just line it up?
Connor Sullivan
>Carrollwood
>shit
clearly user has never been to a lake carroll lakehouse
Jason Garcia
Look I've run too many heroin overdose calls in the place to think differently. There is a corruption beneath the surface user
Connor Morris
the heat bakes peoples brains and makes them crazy, same problem with Arizona
Jason Anderson
Lol california stay there and don't think about us worst state in the union
Eli Perez
Henry Watson
>be in California
>move north
>be in Washington
Thats arguably worse
Also the south is highly segregated. Have you ever been to new york city? Different sections are divided for different groups, like chinks in chinktown and whites in the heights and wops along the docks and all that? The entire south is like that.
James Mitchell
You want to build a wall, build it from Pensacola to Jacksonville. We have abundant waterfront and solar energy. Hell, we could build our own solar flotilla of offshore greenhouses. The whole state could be a gigantic garden.
Thomas Martin
It’s confirmed
David Roberts
Also, really good grazing land for cattle.
Colton Bennett
The Australia of the US.
Tyler Davis
I'm sure you have, its a bunch of middle class whites. Ever get any calls to westchase? My mum lives out there now
Jeremiah Wilson
More like women in open toed shoes all year round. You get to savor them nonstop.
Luis Watson
>Is the tall white building that is seemingly in the background actually part of the capital building, or did they just line it up?
New Capital building is the tall one in the back, old one is in front, the balls are the two houses of legislators, the view you see is driving down Appalachee road to the capitol (the road ends at the capitol).
The top floor of the tall building is open to the public with windows all around (GREAT views)
Asher Gutierrez
Yeah, one of our posts is off Hillsborough Ave, so we're out there often. There's a shocking disparity between nice Westchase and bad Westchase
Christian Davis
>813
My cellphone is 813 yet I live in Jupiter. I don't get it.
Landon Martinez
full of strange people, on a strange terrain, with a sharp political divide.
Alexander Sullivan
813 is the strongest area code in the world
Benjamin Robinson
Interesting fact is that Miami Dade went redder than Broward in the mid terms.
Brandon Perez
This
Also this, same with south tampa
Cameron Turner
305 reporting. (Please help)
Xavier Cooper
Abundance of drugs and heat
Jacob Jenkins
No (also 305)
John Anderson
We have a "racist stand your ground law" that Gillum-senpai promised to abolish.
Zachary Kelly
The heat will you drive you crazy. Some don’t have Air conditioning
Christian Cruz
a lot of shitskin mestizomierdas
Elijah Green
What's wrong with -25C weather? It's max comfy
Adam Scott
Conveniently forgot kikes, kike
Benjamin King
>What's wrong with -25C weather? It's max comfy
He's probably not white
Joshua Cook
Some of us have just adapted