Confess

I have a great life I could never ask for but I feel like I missed out on partying and flirting/scoring other girls which tears me apart. (22 year old who is in a relationship with a beautiful girl for 6 years)

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I don't even know why I post here. I never ask for advice and I'm an /a/utist neet who is in no way suited to answer anyone's questions.

My friend really fucked up and I kind of want to hurt them because of it.

What did they do?

If it makes you feel any better that's all that matters man

I'm desperately trying to find a dude to buy into his sissy fantasies and fuck me but I literally can't seem to make it happen.

/soc/?
Litearlly tons of guys on kik or snapchat threads (mainly from USA) who look to fuck and get fucked

See So basically I want to hit them. I won't, but the urge is there.

I've been a good boy mr pope sir, I have abstained from masturbating for 8 days now

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I accidentally developed a small crush on my professor and now I can’t stop thinking about the projects that I’ll get to work on for next semester.

Part of me really admires his work and the way he conducted his class that I had with him and the other half is ,dare I say, enamored with his personality and kindness.

I made sure to keep my distance from him during class, I didn’t want to be clingy. But I have a feeling that he knew.

I wasn’t expecting to develop a crush on him and at times I found myself dipping into depressing states of self loathing. Because he’s married and I kept talking about him to my friend and she pointed out to me how obsessive I was being.

Did you collect the pelt and bones?

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I failed all my classes this semester, I'm going crazy and I hate going to my minimum wage job. I'm too indecisive

Duuude same here. Well, except I’m not failing my classes. I have no idea what I want to do with my life

Bump

I'm single and fucking losing my mind wanting to get laid. Literally going mental.

Been there...still there. I just bought myself a dildo. Problem, kind of solved.

It may fill my cavity, but it can’t fill my heart.

I can't tell if I want a relationship for love or lust. I suppose the biological explanation would say that love doesn't actually exist, but I feel as though I would be made whole by the presence of a woman in my life. That said, my sex drive is through the fucking roof right now. I see a hot woman and I can only think about how I want to see her naked and fuck her brains out. I feel like there's something wrong with me but I also feel like I might just be weak and susceptible to my animalistic desires.

Married a long time. Miserable for most of it. Had a coworker who became a friend, then a subordinate, then an assistant/protege. Somewhere along the line I fell in love with her, never told her, never touched her, never cheated on my wife with anyone. I let this other woman walk out of my life 3yrs ago, new it was the biggest mistake of my life, and I still miss her every day. My wife still doesn't know.

Man it seems like there are plenty of people who have romantic regrets or issues. Glad I’m not the only one. Seems to be the root of most people’s problems a lot

Bump

I lost my virginity to and had my first kiss with an escort. I have hired her three more times since then. I am not fit for normal relationships. I will never know love.

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Was it a female deer?, did you bust in that juicy pussy user?. Wish i could get my hand on a fresh dead animal with a pussy...
I mean i'm VERY sorry for your loss user, i'll pray for your recovery after this traumatic experience ..

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2018 is a dark time for women.

You have nothing to feel sin for my son. Bless your courage.

Pope OP, I've come to realise that beneath my humble exterior. Deep down inside me...
DEEP DOWN i have urges to fuck family members, My aunts daughter that is still just a child.
The first time i saw her i knew she would grow up to be a 10/10.
Can't wait to see her mature into a woman.

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I come to Jow Forums to see that my life isn't so bad

I feel that we're in the end times, and even though I have everything I need I still think of dying because I don't want to be around to see the slow rot of a civilization
I mean ffs I can't tell if a person is a man or a woman anymore, this is bullshit

I'm slowly getting desperate for a female partner. I don't know what is going on with me, so many rejections and bad luck. I'm not even that ugly or fat or short as a guy and my standards aren't that high. Pope, say my blessings

I had the perfect girl who I would be happy with, but I fucked up the first date due to anxiety. Feels like God was mocking me with that, lol. And no, it wasn't oneitis or anything, I met up with her after 1 week of knowing her. This happened 1 year ago, but I still think about her.

I want to approach but i dont because i dont want to feel the pain of someone that i am not even attracted to rejecting me.

I'm going to do everything possible to avoid my ex gf, because she's an emotional vampire who abused me through all our relationship.

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Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars around I don't signal before changing lanes

Professor (not yours) writing here.

He probably doesn't know, because we simply do not think of students that way. (I hate to break your bubble, but to us you are "the children" whatever your age, and it would feel vaguely paedo.)

Just carry on until the crush fades and he will never know

I unironically hate most aspects of this modern society (not including technological and medicinal advancements obviously)

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born just in time to witness the collapse of society

better read about the rise and fall of Rome

guy I had sex with on a break with my bf got angry when I went back to my bf and the guy sucker punched my bf and put him in the hospital. My bf knows who hit him but doesn't know why

I get a thrill from sniffing girls' bicycle seats.

If I can't be yours, then I don't want you to plague my mind. And yet you do. Is true love real? Every day is the opportunity for a miracle. Will god ever deliver?

whore

They will give you medication and nobody will ever notice that you have epilepsy. You should really go before you have a real seizure

I worked at wal-mart for like 5 months last year and I just realized I forgot to file my taxes

am i going to jail?

I really don't want it to end like this
I really hope there's a fix

Hard times create strong men,
Strong men create good times,
Good times create weak men,
Weak men create hard times.

This is the circle of life son, there is no fix

I've committed a serious crime and managed to slip out of any severe consequences.

I hope this is true and that we're about to enter the hard times

I think I just fell in love with a porn star
Turn the camera on, she a born star

I am still in love with my cousins.
Being able to see them and spend time with them is the main reason I visit my aunt.
I love spending time with those two girls, giving them headpats, listening them talk about their school stuff and other inane childish problems, having them sit next to me, hug me and just holding them close. I can't get enough of their company.

They are the only source of this type of affection I have ever had in my life and I am addicted to it.

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Hahahaha holy shit

Fuck yeah! I want to build mud huts, and piss on my enemies!

I unironically want to go back to a time where killing motherfuckers who piss me off was acceptable.
Fuck everyone. I hate this polite bs society.

You're a woman? How ugly are you if you're unfuckable?

Me too, I've fucked like 7 escorts after my virginity to one. Then got in a 4year relationship afterwards. Knew guys who'd spend like 300 a month on hookers and still get married afterwards

When I was 12, I inappropriatly touched another child at a sleepover. I'm 18 now and I now that I was a child but I still feel like shit because of it

The middle east might be a good place for you. But I know what you mean and I hate it too

I dislike arabs though, as I am not part of their race.

My biggest flaw is that I'm very horrible with words on informal occasions.
I never learned how to socialize, it's like the creative parts of my brain just shuts off and I have to rely on the logical side and there is little logical about socializing.

Can you even smell anything?

Calm down Satan

I feel bad that a wonderful family gave birth to an abomination like me. I don't deserve them

You only need to file if you made over $10k

nice to see you alive, cousinlover.

Why would I have died?

I have no idea how to hug.

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I feel trapped. I live in a double wide trailer with my SO and their hoarder parents. They own 12 animals and the house is in constant disrepair. The A/C is broken and it's going to be 90 degrees today. My allergies are killing me. I came here to escape my family and have no contact with them. I don't have a car of my own but I've been pinching pennies to get one and an apartment. I just need some motivation to get through today. I'm sorry if this sounds whiny but I don't feel like I have a life of my own right now.

I still don't think i'm able to find the line between "taking responsibility for my actions", and "blaming myself for EVERYTHING". I've been blaming myself for things all my life.

After having my first two relationships, i've been completely out of balance.
I'm in need of a long term, supporting girlfriend, but i fear i might be subconsciously looking for a needy damaged girl who won't leave me. But i don't want just sex, i want a girl who'll be on my mind even after i masturbate.

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I try to undermine everybody around me if the opportunity arises. I love seeing people around me fail while I succeed.

I also love to see people miserable and borderline suicidal

I hate everybody I meet and I think they are all under me - I frequently bully colleages

I also dumped a girl just to see her suffer

I've fapped so much to my fetish that I don't think vaginal sex is a thing for me anymore.

5x a day has ruined me and any shot I'll have at any woman.

related

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At least one of these posts is a troll post.
The question is; which one?

my boyfriend's friend is seriously just being a cunt to me and now I really want to just make him feel miserable.
I think it's official, if he's going to keep up this fucking attitude with me then, he's just not going to come here when I'm around.

I broke up with my girlfriend and she keeps going between waves of sadness and anger, saying things that will hurt me. I hate myself for what I've done but I know I can't go back now. She keeps saying things about how she'll get on tinder or talk to her friends and have sex with other guys because she knows that cuts deeper than anything else.

I broke up with her because it was a toxic relationship. And I didn't want to commit to her moving across the country and living with me forever, instead of visiting each other a few times a year.

Last night she said "Love is overrated. I'm gonna download Tinder and talk to all of the guys on there, try out all different types of cocks." because we were both virgins at the start of this relationship. It gave me a panic attack. And today she said she was going to "fuck one of her friends" to get back at me. I blocked her everywhere. But I feel like I'm fighting off another panic attack because of that.

I still care about her and that's what hurts me the most. I keep wanting to send her messages saying I already have multiple girls who are interested in me, because I do. And I want to tell her that I'm going to kill myself just to scare her. But I know that's not okay to do. That'd be cruel, and I've already broken her heart, but I feel so alone in this.

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hey buddy, everything's going to be alright. I won't smite you for still keeping in contact with her after breaking up but it's becoming the norm for people to send spiteful messages after breaking up

I'm proud that you didn't reply her back as it already shows that you're the bigger person in the relationship.

Block the ex and move on with your life. Try doing as much things to completely delete her away. You can get through this and I hope you find someone who's worth your time.

I believe in you, user

Yeah, I blocked her everywhere after she said that stuff. I know it's the norm but this stuff just felt cruel because I'd never do that to anyone. But thank you for your words user, I appreciate them. I don't really have anyone else to look onto for support. You're a good person. Thanks.

Im 30 and i want to have kids, but with a sane person.

The only girls i date are crazy in one way or another. Either they make me poor, or they make me angry, or they make me sad.

I guess all the good ones are taken.

Everyone think like I'm a lesbian but secretly I want a strong man and cock

But it's so hard to find really nice guy

user I'm the one who posted that big rant about my breakup a few posts up. I've also noticed I attract those types of girls. Except, I don't, I seek those types out. When I was playing the Sims and I was making a girl for my sim to date I realized I was giving her personality traits that aren't healthy in people. Things like gloomy personalities. I don't know why I'm attracted to that but it's not healthy.

So look at yourself and ask, do I attract those types of girls, of am I attracted to them? And if you are, then what about them and why?

I scammed someone on Reddit for 50 dollars.

Very new to scamming ppl online

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[X] sociopath

My entire life I've wished death on people and wanted to murder someone. In fact I feel ashamed I haven't killed anyone yet. I still regret the day, in middle school, where I planned to bash in a guy's head who had tormented me, but I chickened out at the last moment. And I hate how when I tell people that they just say I made the right decision or that it's dumb of me to have thought that way.

I know this feeling is wrong, that I need to do something about it, but I don't know how to even broach the subject with a therapist without getting locked up on the spot.

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I don't trust anyone on this planet and am probably a borderline sociopath. I do my best to stay kind and pleasant but holy fuck, people disgust me. Fuck people. Fuck me. Fuck people.

Welp that's all I got. Sure. I fap sometimes. Go figure.

first time ever actually posting (always been a lurker) but I need to get this off my chest. Whenever I find out that a guy that I'm not interested in is attracted to me, I always lead them on just because I like the attention. I feel absolutely disgusting because of it, but it's become a habit I can't break

Don't worry we all hate you too

>My entire life I've wished death on people and wanted to murder someone.

Why don't you try just wanting to beat their asses and then actually try that

I became racist when my crush started dating a black guy.
I often wish my best friend would break up with her boyfriend because I think she deserves better.
I fap once a week and feel very bad about it.
I'm always lonely and sad and tired.
I often enjoy being a contrarian and having the opposite opinion of the general public.
I have said "kill yourself" many times on the internet despite people often saying that it's not something you should say lightly because people might go ahead and do it.

>I worked at wal-mart for like 5 months last year and I just realized I forgot to file my taxes
>am i going to jail?

Yes. Not jail though. Federal Pound-You-In-The -Ass Prison

I would leave my husband if you asked me to. But I don't think you realize how I feel about you, and I don't want to cross that line myself. If we were both single, I would happily tell you how I feel. In this case, you have the power.

i hit a parked car about a year ago and drove off
in the last 6 months ive had sex with 2 girls that i knew had boyfriends
i drink way too much
im really lonely and i dont believe i will ever find a meaningful relationship, poor me

>suggest that comfort may have to be given up to fix problems in society
>feminine male gets upset and suggests I leave the society people like him helped fuck up

Same user. Even across the internet it's bad for me.

Same here. Occasionally it’s refreshjng, other times it’s just kind of sad though.

That’s pretty eye opening lol
I mean he’s in his late 30’s but I can still see how you would perceive us, students, that way.

I will do just that, thank you for taking the time to lend some insight.